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Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
DATS RACIST!
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
DATS RACIST!
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Why aren't there any smurfs in Africa???
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Same reason there are no black people on the moon.
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Neither were the Indians, so what is your point?
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
The Orc's had some color. Some were brown, some were green...
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
I recall seeing blacks. They were called the orcs and urukhai
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Why arent there any rabbits wearing togas?

I like togas and rabbits
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
I recall seeing blacks. They were called the orcs and urukhai
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Thats good to hear. I was about to call Obama on this one.
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10/20/2009 02:55 AM
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
TRY WAY DOWN YONDER
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Because bye byes were not part of the North myths...same for the filthy Jew scum.
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10/20/2009 03:04 AM
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
DATS RACIST!
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I don't know about racist, but there were plenty of times in the movie when I wished Lawrence Fishburn had shown up and to get things moving. I could also have used a little bit of the Fresh Prince's tude and witty quips. Maybe some booty as well.
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
I recall seeing blacks. They were called the orcs and urukhai



Thats good to hear. I was about to call Obama on this one.
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Yeah, that's right. They had quite a few black actors playing orcs.
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
The Uruks were black. Sauron too.
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
DATS RACIST!



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Why aren't there any smurfs in Africa???
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10/20/2009 03:06 AM
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Because its not real?
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
heres a nice one for you.. um
see blacks were black in responce to the need for sun protection..

hence no blacks in middle earth... dispite there being strangely so a sun that should have been little more than luminous fungus
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10/20/2009 03:14 AM
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Because it's set in a fantasy version of ancient north-west Europe.
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10/20/2009 03:20 AM
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Tolkien stated he wanted to create an origin story for Western Europeans because most white mythology had been displaced by Christianity.

So he researched many Norse, German and British texts that still survived, and rewrote them into the Middle Earth mythos.
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
As an example, Odin is portrayed as Gandalf.

Aragon's broken sword being reforged was based on a mythical/historic (could be either, like the bible depending...) blacksmith.

etcetra
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10/20/2009 03:31 AM
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
The men of Harad were black. Great warriors they were too.
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10/20/2009 03:41 AM
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
As an example, Odin is portrayed as Gandalf.
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Also, the name of Gandalf, and the names of many Dwarves, were lifted direct from the Poetic Edda.

The dwarfs under earth, as Durin bade them.

Nýi and Nithi, Northri and Suthri,
Austri and Vestri, Althjólf, Dvalin,
Nár and Náin, Níping, Dáin,
Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Nóri,
Án and Onar, Ái, Mjóthvitnir.

Veig and Gandálf, Vindálf, Thráin,
Thekk and Thorin, Thrór, Vit, and Lit,
Nár and Regin, Nýráth and Ráthsvith;
Now is reckoned the roster of dwarfs.

Fíli, Kíli, Fundin, Náli,
Heptifíli, Hanar, Svíur,
Frár, Hornbori, Fræg and Lóni,
Aurvang, Jari, Eikinskjaldi.

The dwarfs I tell now in Dvalin's host,
Down to Lofar -- for listening wights --
They who hied them from halls of stone
Over sedgy shores to sandy plains.

There was Draupnir and Dólgthrasir,
Hár and Haugspori, Hlévang, Glói,
Skirvir, Virvir, Skafith, Ái,
Álf and Yngvi, Eikinskjaldi,

Fjalar and Frosti, Finn and Ginnar.
Will ever be known, while earth doth last,
The lines of dwarfs to Lofar down.
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10/20/2009 03:48 AM
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Thanks 774515..

That poem reads like the first 300 pages of the Silmarilion or however it is properly spelled.
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Good question. You would have to ask the author. We can speculate, but the author would be the real source. I think he's dead. But it is a fantasy. Fantascies can be imagined in any color you like. Actually, I never imagined any color of skin while reading the books. I just enjoyed the story. It flowed in wonderful images. But I don't remember any skin colors per say. Have a great day.
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10/20/2009 04:28 AM
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
DATS RACIST!

Why aren't there any smurfs in Africa???
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Why are there no black or white smurfs, that's damned racist.

Your a right, royal, braindead arse-hole OP,
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
What do you call a black smurf?












A Smigger....
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10/20/2009 04:34 AM
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Because bye byes were not part of the North myths...same for the filthy Jew scum.
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Translation:

"Hi. I'm angry at the world because my mother didn't love me enough. I have chosen to vent this frustration out on random groups of other human that appear different than me. I know, it makes no sense, but I need you to notice me, and I accomplish that with hate."
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Hi, Tolkien wrote the books while he was out at war, not sure if it was ww1 or ww2 but he would go back to his barracks and write parts of the story after serving on the frontlines to forget the horrors he was witnessing, i guess those wars were mostly between white folks.
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
Hi, Tolkien wrote the books while he was out at war, not sure if it was ww1 or ww2 but he would go back to his barracks and write parts of the story after serving on the frontlines to forget the horrors he was witnessing, i guess those wars were mostly between white folks.
 Quoting: deano 225692

He served in WW1. And much of Lord of the Rings were completed during the peak of WW2,so war is a huge part of the story.
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
I recall seeing blacks. They were called the orcs and urukhai
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No Scuba, that was your triple chinned Mother
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
There another called Lord Of Da Crack Hoe's
Its about pimps. pimp
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Re: Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?
I recall seeing blacks. They were called the orcs and urukhai



No Scuba, that was your triple chinned Mother
 Quoting: XHIBIT

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