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UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle

 
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UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
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UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle

A police officer contacted British UFO experts after seeing three aliens examining a freshly made crop circle near Avebury, Wiltshire.


A British police officer contacted UFO experts after seeing three aliens examining a freshly made crop circle near Avebury, Wiltshire.
Many crop circles, including this one in May 2009, have appeared near Silsbury Hill, Wiltshire Photo: APEX

The sergeant, who has not been named, was off-duty when he saw the figures standing in a field near Silbury Hill, and stopped his car to investigate.

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aliens

'men' – all over 6ft tall with blond hair
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I'd love to be the defence lawyer in the next case where this guy's giving evidence for the prosecution, if this is his idea of an identification of a suspect. Despite what happens in the movies, genuine aliens are unlikely to look like David Bowie.
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BS


People have witnessed plasma ball types of things(?) making the crop circles.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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they do love to wear those coveralls, the scientists usually wear blue.
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People have witnessed plasma ball types of things(?) making the crop circles.
 Quoting: Enaid

The officer claims the three figures were examining a crop circle, which had appeared several days earlier, when he stopped his car and began walking towards them.
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Re: UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
he probably did

crop circles are symbols called "sigils" used in satanic witchcraft rituals.

these "aliens" were no doubt entities summoned by the ritual

the crop circle is supposed to persist so that the portal can be opened for a period of time

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[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle

A police officer contacted British UFO experts after seeing three aliens examining a freshly made crop circle near Avebury, Wiltshire.



However, as he approached the 'men' – all over 6ft tall with blond hair – he heard "the sound of static electricity" and the trio ran away ''faster than any man he had ever seen''.
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Well hell! Now I'll have to dye my hair black and buy a pair of shoes for my knees!
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Re: UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
he probably did

crop circles are symbols called "sigils" used in satanic witchcraft rituals.

these "aliens" were no doubt entities summoned by the ritual

the crop circle is supposed to persist so that the portal can be opened for a period of time

anonstoner
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 488240

Satanic rituals!!!????? You've got to be kidding...rofl
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Re: UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
as he approached the 'men' – all over 6ft tall with blond hair – he heard "the sound of static electricity" and the trio ran away ''faster than any man he had ever seen''.
 Quoting: Nothing Is True


And therefore must be aliens?
Weak.

The officer returned to his home in Marlborough, Wiltshire, and contacted paranormal experts and told them he had spotted a UFO.
 Quoting: Nothing Is True


Which he had not.
wtf?

Wiltshire Police has refused to comment on the incident, saying it is a ''personal matter'' for the officer involved.
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In other words "constable smith has always been a bit odd"


''He said; 'They ran faster than any man I have ever seen. I'm no slouch but they were moving so fast. I looked away for a second and when I looked back they were gone.
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Why did you look away constable?


Crop circle expert Colin Andrews, who investigated the incident alongside Andrew Russell, said he is ''convinced'' by the police officer's story.
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Naturally, as Colin is also a CC true believer and will be "convinced" by anything he hears supporting his views and he likes the publicity cause it helps him sell dvds off his website.

Very weak stuff all round.
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Re: UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
the person who wrote the article.... didnt use the correct crop circle...

it was the one with the beetle and wings crop circle...
[link to lh6.ggpht.com]

and this is old news...

they are trying to make it new again
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the person who wrote the article.... didnt use the correct crop circle...

it was the one with the beetle and wings crop circle...
[link to lh6.ggpht.com]

and this is old news...

they are trying to make it new again
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Yes - and in the most 'Establishment' newspaper in the UK, no less.
Everything is permitted..
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bump for bsflag
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the men in black have joined the shill team....
Beyond one's own mind there is no dazzling light to come shining in from outside to wake one up. If one recognizes one's own intrinsic State as pure from the beginning and only temporarily obscured by impurities, and if one maintains the presence of this recognition without becoming distracted, then all the impurities dissolve. This is the essence of the Path-namkhai norbu.

Why is there a legend about the descent of Christ into hell? The Teacher addressed the lower strata of the astral world, saying: �Why, by cherishing earthly thoughts, bind oneself eternally to Earth?� And many revolted in spirit and rose higher.
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Re: UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
the person who wrote the article.... didnt use the correct crop circle...

it was the one with the beetle and wings crop circle...
[link to lh6.ggpht.com]

and this is old news...

they are trying to make it new again

Yes - and in the most 'Establishment' newspaper in the UK, no less.
 Quoting: Nothing Is True

soon the xtard fundies will be lynching tall blondies because they are demons...






ahhh
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the men in black have joined the shill team....
 Quoting: mr...bojangles


Ungrateful pup!
That's the thanks we get for protecting your ass from the scum of the universe... meh.
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Re: UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
he probably did

crop circles are symbols called "sigils" used in satanic witchcraft rituals.

these "aliens" were no doubt entities summoned by the ritual

the crop circle is supposed to persist so that the portal can be opened for a period of time

anonstoner
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bump

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Re: UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
Pic's or it didn't happen.
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Pic's or it didn't happen.
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there are pics earthfiles.com
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Pic's or it didn't happen.
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gordon cooper wrote to the UN. no pics included tho.
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Re: UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
My God this is OLD....

LOOK... MAY 2009...

Its already been on this site and pinned about 5 times !!!

This mod must be Pin happy...

Enough.....
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Pic's or it didn't happen.
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[link to www.earthfiles.com] they used to be posted here
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Re: UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
People who claim BS just don't get it, do they?

I suppose they know (better than anyone) what to expect from the cosmos.
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... didn't this happen also earlier? ...
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Wow. Anyone read the book "The Mothman Prophecies"? Here's some synchronicity here that the author of the book, John Keel, talks about. This is an excerpt from the book. Very similar story. Happened in the 60's

She and her two teen-aged children lived on a farm outside of Gallipolis. She kept cows there and beginning in 1963-64 she started to have trouble with cattle rustlers who butchered the animals in the field.

"Whoever they were," she observed, "they didn't seem to want the choice cuts. They just took the brains, eyeballs, udders, and organs that—you know—we'd normally throw away."

Had she ever caught the culprits in the act?

"Several times," she said. "I'd see them out in the field and go after them with a shotgun. But they always got away. They're tall men and they wear white coveralls ... which is kind of stupid because they really stand out in the dark. And they can certainly run and jump. I've seen them leap over high fences from a standing start."
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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People have witnessed plasma ball types of things(?) making the crop circles.
 Quoting: Enaid


Oh, come on. You've never parked your plasma ball to get out and examine your work? I have.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Great. The Ubermenches are spotted and run like the wind.

Meanwhile most of America is retarded, sick, genetically gimpy, or brainwashed. sheep tard

Don't you just love this stupid reality and all it's idiocy?
scream stoner ltana beavis
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Re: UFO alert: police officer sees aliens at crop circle
I live in the UK.

We have an ability to smell a Policeman.

As a nation we are getting taller...

A bunch of 6 foot youths see/smell a copper approaching and run off..from the fat copper(most are like chief wiggum) and the copper make some fat ass excuse up to hide his inadequacies.

Fat pig.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm, THE TELEGRAPH...........One small step above the freekin' National Enquirer. I also call a steaming pant load of bsflag

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