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I'm a computer technician.....ask me a question

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Anonymous Coward
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10/22/2009 9:15 AM
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I'm a computer technician.....ask me a question
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 789591
10/22/2009 9:21 AM
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Where is the ANY key?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799944 (OP)
10/22/2009 9:26 AM
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Where is the ANY key?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 789591


If there is a message saying to press this key, you have a virus. I recommend using Win AV 2010 to remove it. If that fails, try to "clean the drive". The best way is to rub the hard drive for a few minutes with a powerful magnet. If you dont have a magnet, try putting it in the microwave for 30 seconds at 800 Watts. DONT put it in for any longer though as it could damage the drive...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 355226
10/22/2009 9:28 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

Where is the ANY key?


If there is a message saying to press this key, you have a virus. I recommend using Win AV 2010 to remove it. If that fails, try to "clean the drive". The best way is to rub the hard drive for a few minutes with a powerful magnet. If you dont have a magnet, try putting it in the microwave for 30 seconds at 800 Watts. DONT put it in for any longer though as it could damage the drive...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 799944

WTF? GUYS DONT DO THIS, THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT, YOU CAN'T PUT HDD's ON MICROWAVES, YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY YOUR HARD DRIVE AND YOUR MICROWAVE, PLEAS IGNORE THIS IDIOT.
VestanPance
User ID: 779908
10/22/2009 9:29 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

Why does my computer have a stand by mode? I stood by my computer for 4 hours the other night and nothing seem to happen other than a back ache..am I doing something wrong?
Cheers.
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"Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence"
hawk8414
User ID: 773349
10/22/2009 9:29 AM
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why does the messenger i have when i sign into yahoo where i type my words always have a black screen?
i can't see what i'm typing and it comes out all fucked up,lol.
it looks like a drunk was typing this.
say i signed into my email on yahoo, right, theni get signed into my messenger there, but when i talk online to anyone, the screen wherei type my words is blacked out
so i dont know how it looks until its already posted.
what is that?

Last Edited by hawk8414 on 10/22/2009 at 9:30 AM
Heavily medicated for your safety!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 773854
10/22/2009 9:30 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

lol - the question was idiotic and thus i replied with an idiotic response - sorry though.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 773854
10/22/2009 9:31 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

Why does my computer have a stand by mode? I stood by my computer for 4 hours the other night and nothing seem to happen other than a back ache..am I doing something wrong?
 Quoting: VestanPance


Try standing on the other side of the PC and see if that helps.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 773854
10/22/2009 9:32 AM
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dont know why my id has changed..
Ripped Off
User ID: 508118
10/22/2009 9:32 AM
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What does 8 orange flashes mean when a Toshiba Satellite L30 is powered up mean????????

Oh never mind.......I already found out when my local PC repairer charged me $98AU for a new power supply, when their selling for about $20 on ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But thanks anyway
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 627137
10/22/2009 9:32 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

I think the clicker in my computer is busted, It makes a loud clickety click clickety click sound when I turn it on. Any suggestions?
VestanPance
User ID: 779908
10/22/2009 9:32 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

Why does my computer have a stand by mode? I stood by my computer for 4 hours the other night and nothing seem to happen other than a back ache..am I doing something wrong?


Try standing on the other side of the PC and see if that helps.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 773854

aah I see...perhaps im not doing the right pose while standing by it?
Cheers.
-----------------------------
"Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 355226
10/22/2009 9:33 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

Why does my computer have a stand by mode? I stood by my computer for 4 hours the other night and nothing seem to happen other than a back ache..am I doing something wrong?
 Quoting: VestanPance

Cuz you are too fuckibg stupid to own a computer, I'll recommend dont get any more complicated than a tv remote control, and please, dont reproduce.

Thx,
Human race
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 773854
10/22/2009 9:34 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

why does the messenger i have when i sign into yahoo where i type my words always have a black screen?
i can't see what i'm typing and it comes out all fucked up,lol.
it looks like a drunk was typing this.
say i signed into my email on yahoo, right, theni get signed into my messenger there, but when i talk online to anyone, the screen wherei type my words is blacked out
so i dont know how it looks until its already posted.
what is that?
 Quoting: hawk8414


Dont use messenger - but try going into the options, there is probably an option for background colour and for font colour - you can change font to white, or background to black. Like i said, i dont use it so dont know,.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 773854
10/22/2009 9:35 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

Why does my computer have a stand by mode? I stood by my computer for 4 hours the other night and nothing seem to happen other than a back ache..am I doing something wrong?

Cuz you are too fuckibg stupid to own a computer, I'll recommend dont get any more complicated than a tv remote control, and please, dont reproduce.

Thx,
Human race
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 355226


Do you have absolutely no sense of humour?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799248
10/22/2009 9:35 AM
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My ddr2 is 667mhz OC'd to 731mhz, but if I tried to push it past that, I keep failing orthos, even if I lower the divider or loosen the timings, or increase voltage, my ram won't OC higher and be stable. What's wrong? Right now I have 5600+ brisbane at 2.9ghz OC to 3.3ghz. I'm trying to get it to 3.4ghz but my ram is holding me back, I think. Any suggestions?
VestanPance
User ID: 779908
10/22/2009 9:36 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

Why does my computer have a stand by mode? I stood by my computer for 4 hours the other night and nothing seem to happen other than a back ache..am I doing something wrong?

Cuz you are too fuckibg stupid to own a computer, I'll recommend dont get any more complicated than a tv remote control, and please, dont reproduce.

Thx,
Human race


Do you have absolutely no sense of humour?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 773854

:D apparently not lol
Cheers.
-----------------------------
"Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 795340
10/22/2009 9:36 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

Im having 1 problem with a computer. It wont start up, i push the on button and it turns on. But then it just shuts down. Ive changed the power supply but its the same. I think its something to do with the mothercard but not sure.

Think its so?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 773854
10/22/2009 9:38 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

I think the clicker in my computer is busted, It makes a loud clickety click clickety click sound when I turn it on. Any suggestions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 627137


What do you mean clicker? It could be your hard drive starting to develop a fault. Or a moth stuck in your ear.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 758522
10/22/2009 9:40 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

Im having 1 problem with a computer. It wont start up, i push the on button and it turns on. But then it just shuts down. Ive changed the power supply but its the same. I think its something to do with the mothercard but not sure.

Think its so?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 795340


check your video card, if you have one. do you get any beeps when you boot?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799248
10/22/2009 9:41 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

RAID 0 worth it, or just get SAS, SCSI, Velociraptor?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799944 (OP)
10/22/2009 9:43 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

My ddr2 is 667mhz OC'd to 731mhz, but if I tried to push it past that, I keep failing orthos, even if I lower the divider or loosen the timings, or increase voltage, my ram won't OC higher and be stable. What's wrong? Right now I have 5600+ brisbane at 2.9ghz OC to 3.3ghz. I'm trying to get it to 3.4ghz but my ram is holding me back, I think. Any suggestions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 799248


ddr2-667 should easily do 800 MHz speeds. Ram overheating? Whats the airflow like in your case? What mobo do you have?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799873
10/22/2009 9:44 AM
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I had a 80gb hard disk drive running xp that i took to another country and installed it as a secondary drive on a windows 2000 machine. it is not dual boot or anything. nearly everything on the xp hard drive works (programs, documents etc.) with no problems apart from some mp3 and mpg,wmv,mov,avi files. VLC player, Media Player Classic, WMP9 can not play the files but will play all others including new files that i download.

any ideas as to why this is and what i can do?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 486149
10/22/2009 9:44 AM
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I broke my automatic drink holder when I placed a 32oz Pepsi on it. Now it won't retract back into the computer.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799944 (OP)
10/22/2009 9:45 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

Im having 1 problem with a computer. It wont start up, i push the on button and it turns on. But then it just shuts down. Ive changed the power supply but its the same. I think its something to do with the mothercard but not sure.

Think its so?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 795340


How far does the PC get?

Do you see windows screen (assuming windows is used of course)
What does it say on the last screen that you see?

More likely to be faulty RAM (often you will here a beeping sound from iside PC if this is problematic and causing shutdown) or hard drive. Let me know how far the pc gets before it stops
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799944 (OP)
10/22/2009 9:48 AM
Re: I'm a computer technician.....ask me a questionQuote

I had a 80gb hard disk drive running xp that i took to another country and installed it as a secondary drive on a windows 2000 machine. it is not dual boot or anything. nearly everything on the xp hard drive works (programs, documents etc.) with no problems apart from some mp3 and mpg,wmv,mov,avi files. VLC player, Media Player Classic, WMP9 can not play the files but will play all others including new files that i download.

any ideas as to why this is and what i can do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 799873


Surprised the programs still work if the old drive is just installed as a slave drive...

Sounds like a media licensing issue - often media purchased in uk cannot be used in other countries. This prevents people paying dirt cheap price for same goods in countries with a slower economy etc.
Prof_Rabbit
User ID: 780906
10/22/2009 9:48 AM
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I broke my automatic drink holder when I placed a 32oz Pepsi on it. Now it won't retract back into the computer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 486149


Fool! that is for coffee cups only! (the foam ones)

Last Edited by Prof_Rabbit on 10/22/2009 at 9:49 AM
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799944 (OP)
10/22/2009 9:50 AM
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I broke my automatic drink holder when I placed a 32oz Pepsi on it. Now it won't retract back into the computer.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 486149

Just give it a kick. If its still stiff, stop watching porn, then hit it with a hammer. Proceed to hospital where there should be ample drinks holders.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799987
10/22/2009 9:50 AM
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I hate these kind of threads.

So my question is..


Can you please fuck off and die?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799944 (OP)
10/22/2009 9:52 AM
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RAID 0 worth it, or just get SAS, SCSI, Velociraptor?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 799248


Is it for gaming rig? Go for solid state drive, much more expensive but very fast
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 799944 (OP)
10/22/2009 9:53 AM
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I hate these kind of threads.

So my question is..


Can you please fuck off and die?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 799987


No.
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