Me and my friend, Harry, came in and found Petey dead in his cage; he was really old, his head had fallen off. To make things worse the gas man threatened to blow us away because we couldn't afford to pay the gas bill!
I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off! So I'm goin' some place where the beer flows like water and the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about some place warm, I'm talkin' about a little place called A-S-P-E-N.
4by2 Forum Moderator User ID: 62398 10/23/2009 11:21 AM
Me and my friend, Harry, came in and found Petey dead in his cage; he was really old, his head had fallen off. To make things worse the gas man threatened to blow us away because we couldn't afford to pay the gas bill!
I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off! So I'm goin' some place where the beer flows like water and the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about some place warm, I'm talkin' about a little place called A-S-P-E-N.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 800905
You should make a movie and ask Jim Carrey to star in it. Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
4by2 Forum Moderator User ID: 62398 10/23/2009 11:27 AM
You should make a movie and ask Jim Carrey to star in it.
You could really be on to something there...
Quoting: 4by2
Well, yes I seem to have a talent for predicting the past. Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
Butter Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 772877 10/23/2009 11:53 AM
I have some great recipes for parakeet soup. You need a lot of onion, though if the parakeet has been dead for more than two days.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 772877
Dude, don't leave us in suspense. I have a family of four. All boys. So: 50 Parakeets cleaned and dressed, three chopped onions....go on Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
4by2 Forum Moderator User ID: 62398 10/23/2009 12:14 PM
So this guys decides he is gonna take a cruise, and having no on to go wiht he takes his pet parrot wiht him on the boat.
The trip goes fine, one of the entertainment show is a magician, and the parrot seeing a chance to show off a bit (hes a smart parrot) enjoys pissing the magician off by proclaiming out to the crowd how the magician did the trick. He'd yell out its in his coat, or its in his sleeve etc.
Well needless to say this was really pissing the magician off.
Up to the last show when he brought a small pistol to the show. He did his trick, the parrot squawked out the secret and the magician pulled out a pistiol, fired it at the parrot, who in turn ducked, then bullet bounced off he wall and hit a propane tank, blowing hte ship up to little pieces.
After the explosion the magician was hanging on to a piece of wood, out in the middle of the ocean, and sure enough the parrot survived also. The parrot stuck out his foot and moved his piece of wood closer to the magician and said
"ok i give up"
"what did u do wiht the ship?"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 497757 10/23/2009 5:20 PM
Awwwww. Little guy. Scrub the cage and disinfect it by drying it outdoors for a few days and go buy another one You won't be able to tel the difference.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 783962 10/23/2009 5:32 PM
We had a parakeet when I was a kid that had Hemorroids, bloody mess!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 497757
You were a shitty abusive owner.
I have two. Green Boy, & Blue Girl. They have treats (very finely chopped lettuce), a sweet chew stick, those branches with seeds, regluar food chalk and also SAND. They need all that, like they do in the wild.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 752572 10/23/2009 6:39 PM
Me and my friend, Harry, came in and found Petey dead in his cage; he was really old, his head had fallen off. To make things worse the gas man threatened to blow us away because we couldn't afford to pay the gas bill!
I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off! So I'm goin' some place where the beer flows like water and the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about some place warm, I'm talkin' about a little place called A-S-P-E-N.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 800905
He probably died because he was sick to death of your illiteracy.
The word Parakeet does not have a Q moran
Anonymous Coward User ID: 801504 10/24/2009 6:22 AM
Me and my friend, Harry, came in and found Petey dead in his cage; he was really old, his head had fallen off. To make things worse the gas man threatened to blow us away because we couldn't afford to pay the gas bill!
I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off! So I'm goin' some place where the beer flows like water and the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about some place warm, I'm talkin' about a little place called A-S-P-E-N.
He probably died because he was sick to death of your illiteracy.
The word Parakeet does not have a Q moran
Quoting: XHIBIT
Paroquet
Meaning:
Any of numerous small slender long-tailed parrots
Classified under:
Synonyms:
parakeet; paraquet; paroquet; parrakeet; parroket; parroquet
Hypernyms ("paraquet" is a kind of...):
parrot (usually brightly colored zygodactyl tropical birds with short hooked beaks and the ability to mimic sounds)
"Moron".
NaughtyEarthling Lips..Of..An..Angel User ID: 801239 10/24/2009 7:17 AM
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