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NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CAT

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10/27/2009 4:30 PM

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So, I'm sitting at my desk on my computer. All of a sudden I here the sound of water splashing behind me. I turn around and my cat is on the shelf behind me taking a huge piss all over my guitar and my jacket and his food dish. I can't believe it. I've never seen anything like it.
What the hell?
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Anonymous Coward
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10/27/2009 4:31 PM
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if you train them you can get them to pee in a box of sand
Anonymous Coward
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10/27/2009 4:32 PM
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Obviously pissed off about the Iran oil bourse......
Anonymous Coward
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10/27/2009 4:32 PM
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could be the kidneys, hopefully its just mad at you.
Anonymous Coward
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10/27/2009 4:32 PM
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Your cat will crash tomorrow. I stake my reputation on it.
Anonymous Coward
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10/27/2009 4:33 PM
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lmao lmao lmao
Anonymous Coward
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10/27/2009 4:34 PM
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why dont you ask the cat?
Fantasia II Subscriber
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10/27/2009 4:34 PM
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Did you forget to feed the cat? He is probably pissed off at you and letting you know it.
George Orwell was right..Black is White, Up is Down, War is Peace...
ºEATº
User ID: 793115
10/27/2009 4:35 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

could be the kidneys, hopefully its just mad at you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 793943

But why would he piss all over the bowl he eats from? I grabbed him and took him over to my piss stained jacket and rubbed his face in it. He was not too happy about that.
100 pushups every day
~•:*Winnie*:•~ Subscriber
the thread killer
User ID: 801642
10/27/2009 4:35 PM
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he may need his liver function checking. have you noticed if hes drinking a lot?
We the people
Are so fucking tired
Of all the corruption
And lies
This is Critical Mass
This is a system crash
Here and now
We'll rip and tear it down
And start over again
Cause we got nothing
To lose
And we got nothing
But time
Cause the spirit
Never dies
And we know about the lies
And they playin both sides
ANd they conquer
And divide
And we decided
That we want it to end ~ Hed PE
ºEATº
User ID: 793115
10/27/2009 4:35 PM
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Did you forget to feed the cat? He is probably pissed off at you and letting you know it.
 Quoting: Fantasia II

I fed him this morning!!! He gets one can per day.
100 pushups every day
grrttsgar Subscriber
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10/27/2009 4:35 PM
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Are you sure the cat is peeing and not spraying if its a female no prob if its a male good luck with the smell then have him cut.
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10/27/2009 4:35 PM
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or his kidneys.
We the people
Are so fucking tired
Of all the corruption
And lies
This is Critical Mass
This is a system crash
Here and now
We'll rip and tear it down
And start over again
Cause we got nothing
To lose
And we got nothing
But time
Cause the spirit
Never dies
And we know about the lies
And they playin both sides
ANd they conquer
And divide
And we decided
That we want it to end ~ Hed PE
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 705181
10/27/2009 4:36 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

Probably has a UTI - needs antibiotics from the vet.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 189801
10/27/2009 4:36 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

But why would he piss all over the bowl he eats from? I grabbed him and took him over to my piss stained jacket and rubbed his face in it. He was not too happy about that.
 Quoting: ºEATº


That only works for dogs.

Now he will shit your sheets.
ºEATº
User ID: 793115
10/27/2009 4:37 PM
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Are you sure the cat is peeing and not spraying if its a female no prob if its a male good luck with the smell then have him cut.
 Quoting: grrttsgar

He was spraying out of his butt. Is this pee or is it something else?
100 pushups every day
Lil Miss Trouble
User ID: 617593
10/27/2009 4:37 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

could be the kidneys, hopefully its just mad at you.

But why would he piss all over the bowl he eats from? I grabbed him and took him over to my piss stained jacket and rubbed his face in it. He was not too happy about that.
 Quoting: ºEATº


That's not really going to do anything but make it mad at you. It could have a bladder infection or stones. You should have a vet check it to be sure it's nothing serious.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue ~ Anonymous
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 798879
10/27/2009 4:37 PM
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What brand are you feeding him. It might be toxic. He's trying to get your attention and tell you. Don't be mad at him, instead figure out the message and help fix the issue.
ºEATº
User ID: 793115
10/27/2009 4:37 PM
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Any natural UTI stuff I could give my cat?
100 pushups every day
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User ID: 801642
10/27/2009 4:37 PM
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cats are usually pretty private about their toilet. he could be telling you that there is something wrong. vet check for sure.
We the people
Are so fucking tired
Of all the corruption
And lies
This is Critical Mass
This is a system crash
Here and now
We'll rip and tear it down
And start over again
Cause we got nothing
To lose
And we got nothing
But time
Cause the spirit
Never dies
And we know about the lies
And they playin both sides
ANd they conquer
And divide
And we decided
That we want it to end ~ Hed PE
ºEATº
User ID: 793115
10/27/2009 4:38 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

could be the kidneys, hopefully its just mad at you.

But why would he piss all over the bowl he eats from? I grabbed him and took him over to my piss stained jacket and rubbed his face in it. He was not too happy about that.


That's not really going to do anything but make it mad at you. It could have a bladder infection or stones. You should have a vet check it to be sure it's nothing serious.
 Quoting: Lil Miss Trouble

But why spray all over his food dish? That's what I don't understand.
100 pushups every day
~•:*Winnie*:•~ Subscriber
the thread killer
User ID: 801642
10/27/2009 4:39 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

could be the kidneys, hopefully its just mad at you.

But why would he piss all over the bowl he eats from? I grabbed him and took him over to my piss stained jacket and rubbed his face in it. He was not too happy about that.


That's not really going to do anything but make it mad at you. It could have a bladder infection or stones. You should have a vet check it to be sure it's nothing serious.

But why spray all over his food dish? That's what I don't understand.
 Quoting: ºEATº


any new male cats in the area?
We the people
Are so fucking tired
Of all the corruption
And lies
This is Critical Mass
This is a system crash
Here and now
We'll rip and tear it down
And start over again
Cause we got nothing
To lose
And we got nothing
But time
Cause the spirit
Never dies
And we know about the lies
And they playin both sides
ANd they conquer
And divide
And we decided
That we want it to end ~ Hed PE
ºEATº
User ID: 793115
10/27/2009 4:39 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

could be the kidneys, hopefully its just mad at you.

But why would he piss all over the bowl he eats from? I grabbed him and took him over to my piss stained jacket and rubbed his face in it. He was not too happy about that.


That's not really going to do anything but make it mad at you. It could have a bladder infection or stones. You should have a vet check it to be sure it's nothing serious.

But why spray all over his food dish? That's what I don't understand.


any new male cats in the area?
 Quoting: ~•:*Winnie*:•~

nope
100 pushups every day
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 364166
10/27/2009 4:40 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

He was spraying out of his butt. Is this pee or is it something else?
 Quoting: ºEATº


He was marking his territory -- good luck with fixing that.
Coyote
User ID: 674004
10/27/2009 4:40 PM
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EAT does not have a cat... he has a gerbil.

tomato
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10/27/2009 4:40 PM
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ok, how old is kitty cause of the kidney thing? tom cat? fixed? ok, worse case: tom cat, not fixed, pees on your stuff. your coat is second hand and kitty just got a wiff of another male cat? you spent the night out and kitty got a wiff of another guy? female cat? definately kidneys.
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llbirdbong
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the thread killer
User ID: 801642
10/27/2009 4:40 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

could be the kidneys, hopefully its just mad at you.

But why would he piss all over the bowl he eats from? I grabbed him and took him over to my piss stained jacket and rubbed his face in it. He was not too happy about that.


That's not really going to do anything but make it mad at you. It could have a bladder infection or stones. You should have a vet check it to be sure it's nothing serious.

But why spray all over his food dish? That's what I don't understand.


any new male cats in the area?

nope
 Quoting: ºEATº


if it is spraying and not just urinating, then i would guess that something is making him feel threatened. is he an outside cat? or indoors?
We the people
Are so fucking tired
Of all the corruption
And lies
This is Critical Mass
This is a system crash
Here and now
We'll rip and tear it down
And start over again
Cause we got nothing
To lose
And we got nothing
But time
Cause the spirit
Never dies
And we know about the lies
And they playin both sides
ANd they conquer
And divide
And we decided
That we want it to end ~ Hed PE
Lil Miss Trouble
User ID: 617593
10/27/2009 4:42 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

could be the kidneys, hopefully its just mad at you.

But why would he piss all over the bowl he eats from? I grabbed him and took him over to my piss stained jacket and rubbed his face in it. He was not too happy about that.


That's not really going to do anything but make it mad at you. It could have a bladder infection or stones. You should have a vet check it to be sure it's nothing serious.

But why spray all over his food dish? That's what I don't understand.
 Quoting: ºEATº


S/He is trying to get your attention. It's like a cat version of a slap in the face. You're lucky it wasn't on your bed.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue ~ Anonymous
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 759743
10/27/2009 4:43 PM
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Spraying is to mark something as his and to STAY THE FUCK AWAY. This is what males do [not females]. Is he longhair? Longhair cats are more likely to do this even if fixed.

Has your jacket been near any cats or dogs or anything that could set him off?

Maybe spraying the food bowl also marks it as his.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 202319
10/27/2009 4:44 PM
Re: NEED ADVICE ABOUT MY CATQuote

But why would he piss all over the bowl he eats from? I grabbed him and took him over to my piss stained jacket and rubbed his face in it. He was not too happy about that.



That only works for dogs.

Now he will shit your sheets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 189801


That's true. Yelling, rubbing their noses in their pee or feces will only motivate them toward more revenge against you. Do you have company? A new member of the family including another dog or cat? Does his box smell to high heaven? Did you rearrange you furniture? Did he meow a lot but you were so preoccupied that he finally pissed all over your stuff? Did you change his food? Run out of his favorite food? Did he spot intruding felines in his yard?

Catnip helps a lot and there are products you can buy that will put out "calm, happy kitty pheromones" in the air.

We adapt to our cats, cats never adapt to us.

CATS RULE
Anonymous Coward
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10/27/2009 4:48 PM
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I dont belive this is eat can this cheap immitation of eat pleae sign out and the real eat sign in.
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