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Women, have you ever beaten up a man?

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Anonymous Coward
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10/28/2009 12:49 AM
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Women, have you ever beaten up a man?
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Consider this a companion to the other thread.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 686411
10/28/2009 12:54 AM
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My ex tried to beat me up quite a few times.

Did I mention she's my ex-wife?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 804659
10/28/2009 12:54 AM
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Yes. But consider he was coming at me with a broken hacksaw while tweaking on crack. He deserved every bruise.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 769657
10/28/2009 12:55 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

No. Intelligent self controlled civilized people don't beat on others.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 769657
10/28/2009 12:55 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

Self defense isn't beating.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 804652 (OP)
10/28/2009 1:30 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

Self defense isn't beating.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657

If you're trying to save your life, all bets are off.
Fattie
User ID: 627137
10/28/2009 1:34 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

I sat on my man's face and almost mufficated him!
jenloves
User ID: 533118
10/28/2009 10:59 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

I tried to defend myself when my ex was beating me, didnt work though
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 803269
10/28/2009 11:07 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

No........but when I was 20, I was living with a ASSHOLE! I worked. He didn't. Came home one night and he and banging some chick in my bed. Threw her out......... lit the sheets on fire in the yard...... I waited a couple weeks. Asshole wanted to come back....... I decided we would talk about it over dinner. I made chili that night.......homemade chili....with meat that I had thawed / refrozen / thawed / refrozen / thawed.....(if you dont' know, the meat won't smell bad, but it is).......he had two fulls bowls that night. (I just wasn't feeling hungry is what I told him) He was puking out of both ends for over a week!! Needless to say, we didn't get back together. And to this day my husband will look at me when I make chili, smile and ask if the meat is fresh. LOL

So thats how I beat up a man!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 803269
10/28/2009 11:16 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

I sat on my man's face and almost mufficated him!
 Quoting: Fattie 627137

That is my laugh for the day!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 189801
10/28/2009 11:21 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

I sat on my man's face and almost mufficated him!

That is my laugh for the day!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 803269


+1.

I gut-chuckled when I read that.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 763552
10/28/2009 11:24 AM
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No........but when I was 20, I was living with a ASSHOLE! I worked. He didn't. Came home one night and he and banging some chick in my bed. Threw her out......... lit the sheets on fire in the yard...... I waited a couple weeks. Asshole wanted to come back....... I decided we would talk about it over dinner. I made chili that night.......homemade chili....with meat that I had thawed / refrozen / thawed / refrozen / thawed.....(if you dont' know, the meat won't smell bad, but it is).......he had two fulls bowls that night. (I just wasn't feeling hungry is what I told him) He was puking out of both ends for over a week!! Needless to say, we didn't get back together. And to this day my husband will look at me when I make chili, smile and ask if the meat is fresh. LOL

So thats how I beat up a man!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 803269

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802124
10/28/2009 11:30 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

Nope, never hit a man and never been hit by one.

I'm a total non-violence type of girl.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 739044
10/29/2009 1:06 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

No.
TheTruthNeverLies
User ID: 787681
10/29/2009 9:06 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

a few years ago i was sleeping in my bed, and at about 7am i feel a FIST hit my face!! Apparently one of my lady friends (who was REALLY just a friend i knew for years before dating this girl) sent me a photo of her blowing me a kiss. And my gf at the time went in my phone while i was asleep and assumed i was cheating on her and decided to punch me in the face repeatedly. I obviously couldnt do much about it except cover my head. From that point i shoulda just left her ass. But i didnt and we stay together for another 2 years. Then to make the story even more ironic, 3 days before our 3 year anniversary she breaks up with me sayin we need time apart. When i get the phone bill of the phone i bought her a month before for valentines day, she was talking to one of my friends all hours of the night while i was sleeping. So now they are living together and about to get married. So why would someone punch me in the face for wrongly accusing me of cheating then go cheat themselves, with one of my friends none the less. I just think its just pathetic. Too bad i couldnt go punch her in the face at 7 in the morning repeatedly. A lesson learned.....no single moms and no Puerto Rican chicks. They are insane!!!!!
rant
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 805655
10/29/2009 9:13 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

When I was 14, a fellow student guy kept poking me in the stomach, so I punch him in the nose and layed him out flat on his butt.
The guy was so shocked he couldn't speak for several minutes.
Don't mess with me.
I'm way older now.
I've been told by many I shoulda been a cop.
Liquid Reality
User ID: 781957
10/29/2009 9:33 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

When I was 14, a fellow student guy kept poking me in the stomach, so I punch him in the nose and layed him out flat on his butt.
The guy was so shocked he couldn't speak for several minutes.
Don't mess with me.
I'm way older now.
I've been told by many I shoulda been a cop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 805655

Yes, cops are attracted to mindless, over-the-top violence.

You sound dysfunctional enough to qualify, bragging about some fight you had at 14.
Fools must learn from experience.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 781559
10/29/2009 9:35 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

I have beaten up many men

its my job

some of them Will take me to hell on the other side they are awaiting
...
User ID: 787213
10/29/2009 10:04 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

i used to slap my ex girl around a few times, all because she started slapping me first, fucking whore, i hope she dies
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 787681
10/29/2009 11:47 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

When I was 14, a fellow student guy kept poking me in the stomach, so I punch him in the nose and layed him out flat on his butt.
The guy was so shocked he couldn't speak for several minutes.
Don't mess with me.
I'm way older now.
I've been told by many I shoulda been a cop.

Yes, cops are attracted to mindless, over-the-top violence.

You sound dysfunctional enough to qualify, bragging about some fight you had at 14.
 Quoting: Liquid Reality


AMEN, she probably has been arrested for violence thats why she isnt a cop lol and u punch someone in the nose cuz they poked ur stomach? ummmm can we say LOSER
wtf
Lil Miss Trouble
User ID: 617593
10/29/2009 11:53 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

Only if he asks me to banana






HAHA J/K in self defense class but never for real
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue ~ Anonymous
Angelseverywhere Subscriber
~Fire & Ice~
User ID: 763245
10/29/2009 11:54 AM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

no!

hf
It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God alone. ~William Blake

An integral being knows without knowing, sees without looking, and accomplishes without doing. ~Lao-Tzu

An angel can illuminate the thought and mind of man by strengthening the power of vision. ~St Thomas Aquina

Angels descending, bring from above,
Echoes of mercy, whispers of love.
~Fanny J. Crosby
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 805655
10/29/2009 12:08 PM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

When I was 14, a fellow student guy kept poking me in the stomach, so I punch him in the nose and layed him out flat on his butt.
The guy was so shocked he couldn't speak for several minutes.
Don't mess with me.
I'm way older now.
I've been told by many I shoulda been a cop.

Yes, cops are attracted to mindless, over-the-top violence.

You sound dysfunctional enough to qualify, bragging about some fight you had at 14.


AMEN, she probably has been arrested for violence thats why she isnt a cop lol and u punch someone in the nose cuz they poked ur stomach? ummmm can we say LOSER
wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 787681

Um, excuse me, but what was the theme of this thread?
"Women, have you ever beaten up a man? "YOU ASKED!!!! so i told you my story!
And now you call ME DISFUNCTIONAL????
How totally contradictory is this thread then?
"...bragging about some fight you had at 14..."
Thats what you ask for!!!!!
You asked if a woman had ever beat up a guy, so I told you!
What is your problem?
The disfunctional person sounds like its you!
I punched the guy in the nose, YOU asked for a beat up.
You call me violent?
What about the theme of your thread?
You asked!
You are totally wierd!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 762208
10/29/2009 12:09 PM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

I had two friends in Chicago A few years ago. Both would get beat when their guys got drunk. Both women SNAPPED & I mean SNAPPED. 1 waited for drunk boy to come home. He passed out in bed. She spent the next 2 hours sewing him the sheets of the bed. Once completed she took a ball bat to him. She put him in ICU. The other 1 waited on her drunk boy to come back after he gave her a terrible beating. As soon as he walked thru the door, she blew his head off w/a shotgun. NEITHER were convicted of ANY wrong doing. BECAREFUL boys, u can only push so far...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 805655
10/29/2009 12:12 PM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

I had two friends in Chicago A few years ago. Both would get beat when their guys got drunk. Both women SNAPPED & I mean SNAPPED. 1 waited for drunk boy to come home. He passed out in bed. She spent the next 2 hours sewing him the sheets of the bed. Once completed she took a ball bat to him. She put him in ICU. The other 1 waited on her drunk boy to come back after he gave her a terrible beating. As soon as he walked thru the door, she blew his head off w/a shotgun. NEITHER were convicted of ANY wrong doing. BECAREFUL boys, u can only push so far...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 762208

Oh,BE CAREFUL!!!!
THEY WILL CALL YOU DISFUNCTIONAL AND VIOLENT!!!!
DON'T TELL YOUR STORY!!!
SICK THREAD!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 805655
10/29/2009 12:15 PM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

Liquid Reality

and

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 787681

You both got serious issues with women being able to deck a guy?
What, teeny weeny syndrom?

Sorry to hear that lads.

Guess you been beat by a woman and feel humiliated.
BinaryNinja
User ID: 708196
10/29/2009 12:19 PM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

When I was 14, a fellow student guy kept poking me in the stomach, so I punch him in the nose and layed him out flat on his butt.
The guy was so shocked he couldn't speak for several minutes.
Don't mess with me.
I'm way older now.
I've been told by many I shoulda been a cop.

Yes, cops are attracted to mindless, over-the-top violence.

You sound dysfunctional enough to qualify, bragging about some fight you had at 14.


AMEN, she probably has been arrested for violence thats why she isnt a cop lol and u punch someone in the nose cuz they poked ur stomach? ummmm can we say LOSER
wtf

Um, excuse me, but what was the theme of this thread?
"Women, have you ever beaten up a man? "YOU ASKED!!!! so i told you my story!
And now you call ME DISFUNCTIONAL????
How totally contradictory is this thread then?
"...bragging about some fight you had at 14..."
Thats what you ask for!!!!!
You asked if a woman had ever beat up a guy, so I told you!
What is your problem?
The disfunctional person sounds like its you!
I punched the guy in the nose, YOU asked for a beat up.
You call me violent?
What about the theme of your thread?
You asked!
You are totally wierd!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 805655


So a 14 year old boy is a man?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 805161
10/29/2009 12:27 PM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

I decked my ex in the throat and he went unconscious. He had locked me in the closet for hours to keep me from leaving and then when I did manage to get out, he tried to restrain me to keep me from leaving. He never did that again.

Once while snowmobiling a drunk male "friend" kept trying to force me off the path several times. Once we stopped, I decked him and knocked him out. Last time I went snowmobiling with his group.
miss dawn marie Subscriber
my star is awakening
User ID: 793999
10/29/2009 12:29 PM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

closest thing i've done was playfully attack a guy with nunchucks.... and then i kicked him in the balls chuckle
<3 miss dawn marie
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 805655
10/29/2009 12:29 PM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

No, the 14 year old "boy" was a 6'2" 16 year old.
I was the 14 year old girl.
gawd, you people are so sickening self righteous!
you love to be preachy!
you just don't get it!
what did the thread theme ask?
Amerigirl
User ID: 802186
10/29/2009 12:30 PM
Re: Women, have you ever beaten up a man?Quote

i shot my ex in self defense.
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