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Why NOT to Put a Leash on a Cat.

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 771342
10/30/2009 8:59 PM

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Cat bites are very nasty when they are that mad. Damn! Quoting: Orion2013 and that evil hissing ! lol, ridiculous snakelike shit. I think the claws are worse...cats are strong as fuck all.. I also had a cat named "Velcro" couldn't take him off anything with fabric... lol

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 801886
10/30/2009 9:01 PM

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...............and this is how old? Moral to story: Leave our animals alone!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cage up the animals in Washington instead!

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10/30/2009 9:07 PM

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What a hoot! FACEBOOK'll love it. (>#( >7( >~SheChaiYAH -- JUST A PROGRAMMED MEAT-SUIT? BANNED for DATA @ ATS, BBC, AstroVera, Open Minds & Military.com. Don't take bans personal.

Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2009 9:13 PM

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Old...looks like the mods have nothing else better to pin. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 566157 Tard

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 806852
10/30/2009 9:20 PM

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There are TWO things I learned as a child (I tried both):

NEVER try to put a leash on a cat and walk it like a dog.

NEVER try to ride a goat.

Quoting: Winningjob

I got my cat when he was three weeks old. He was feral and raised with dogs. He not only thinks that he is the alpha dog but he walks on a leash just like the dogs, in fact he will go and get his leash if you put the dogs out and and don't put him out too.

Wake Up
User ID: 407421
10/30/2009 9:26 PM

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:evilcat1: :ridcat:

Anders
User ID: 806871
10/30/2009 9:37 PM

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Why NOT to Put a Leash on a Cat... Great topic and good video. My reason is because the second I try to hook my cat up to a leash, he falls over and doesn't believe it's possible to walk anymore. Seriously, he just tips over and lays there looking at me like WTF are you thinking! A feral cat will fuck you up. They are like porcupines on crack.

Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2009 9:46 PM

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Live free or die - cats included(.) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 519048 lol

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 693488
10/30/2009 10:09 PM

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isn't this video like 10 years old? I remember seeing this back in 98 wtf @ this old shit. get a life.

Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2009 10:15 PM

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Why NOT to Put a Leash on a Cat...

Great topic and good video.

My reason is because the second I try to hook my cat up to a leash, he falls over and doesn't believe it's possible to walk anymore.

Seriously, he just tips over and lays there looking at me like WTF are you thinking!

A feral cat will fuck you up. They are like porcupines on crack.

Quoting: Anders 806871

i hear ya... had a cat named boots that did the same thing... fell right over.
reminded me of that old "laugh in" bit with the guy riding the tricycle. runs into the tree and simply fell over. lol well, ok, not quite, but you get the idea.
gawwwd loved the porcupine on crack bit... ain't it the truth?!?!
cheers

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10/30/2009 10:23 PM

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Damn! Poor kitty. No drummer out there is scared of you, Turtles. AC 586763 A head full of dirt is what makes you enchanting, especially when you till it up for planting. [link to myspace.com] They say the meek inherit the earth, but who, then, gets the kingdom? [link to turtlesvoice.blogspot.com]

Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2009 10:28 PM

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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 779543 good thing he didnt let the cat climb up further the leg to clamp the balls...

The Antichrist 666
User ID: 572003
10/30/2009 10:40 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!!

Anders
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10/30/2009 10:55 PM

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 806441
10/30/2009 11:34 PM

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Nothing better than seeing a grown man.... scream like a little girl. Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2009 11:38 PM

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Yeah...Ruth Buzzy I think did that laugh in bit on the trike. Charlie, my cat totally reminds me of that when I try and hook him up to a leash. Tip-Over Kitty.

Years ago, I watched a litter of kittens playing by my gate. They were adorable..like 10 weeks old. Here kitty I called to the closest kitten. The others kinda backed off...I picked the closest guy. How cute right? NOT!! He turned into a fucking maniac cactus chia pet...I was swinging my arm trying to get this little fucker off me. Biting and scratching...it was like some weird B movie!

According to the vet you have to get a feral kitten before it is 6 weeks old or it will always be feral and impossible to domesticate. Well I found my little fellow 15 years ago. The vet said that he was about 3 weeks old; and he still has a large wild streak in him. Though he imprinted on the dogs he is indeed one hellion and I have seen him send more than one dog yelping and running from out property. He is extremely territorial.

I've never underestimated cats since.

I'd rather fight a dog.

Quoting: Anders 806871

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 806852
10/30/2009 11:51 PM

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:evilcat1: Quoting: Wake Up I love this cat! And who said that animals can't speak! I think that you can hear him loud and clear.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 498949
10/31/2009 12:31 AM

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Naaaa. Cats reign supreme, and I'm a dog person. That cat was amazing. Gave the guy what was coming to him.

Didn't that guy have some kind of police/military badge on him? Isn't this a sort of message of some kind -- what will happen to all us useless eaters -- I love it.

God praise that cat. Go for the balls, man. Go for the balls and don't let go.

Let this be a lesson to all of humanity.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 512611

The badge was Animal Control Officer. The lady was probably a volunteer from one of the save-a-pet organizations. She probably put him up to making the video for the local t.v. to get the cat adopted out.

I used to be an ACO. Although the volunteer was trying to do good they can make an ACO's life miserable sometimes. I tried my hardest to get animals adopted but it can be a loosing battle. The voluteers were always pouring on the guilt trip.

We used to have to put feral cats down because they were not adoptable. Well, until I found a cat whisperer. He had a wolf rescue and would come into shelter now and then to see if we had any wolf crosses.

He asked me about a really fine looking cat in one of the cages and I told him that it was wild and would be put down. He walked over to cage and stuck his hand in much to my horror. He talked to it and petted it. He did this for about 15 minutes and then lifted the cat out of the cage.

He came back every day for about a week until cat was completely tamed. Damn, I was shocked. A feral cat will go for your face and throat - vicious as hell.

So after that I would call him when we got one in and he would "tame" it. Sometimes he'd just take them home with him.

Fucking amazing! The man had a way about him.

Pongz
User ID: 806814
10/31/2009 1:22 AM

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GAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 806441
10/31/2009 4:08 PM

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:evilcat1: :ridcat: Quoting: Wake Up Love it!!!!!!

Wake Up
User ID: 407421
10/31/2009 11:24 PM

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:evilcat1: I love this cat! And who said that animals can't speak! I think that you can hear him loud and clear. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 806852

Wake Up
User ID: 407421
10/31/2009 11:24 PM

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Love it!!!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 806441 Last Edited by Red Duca on 10/31/2009 at 11:25 PM

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 818484
11/14/2009 4:57 PM

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The guy had plenty of time to grab it by the scruff of the neck the way a mother cat carries her young. It is rare that a cat doesn't curl up and settle down when picked up like that.

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