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Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2009 04:31 PM
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Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
If I were at home playing guitar, 10 minutes would pass in 2, but here at work? I do 10 million things and only 5 minutes pass

I get home, wash the dishes, take a shit, and 2 hours pass

time is relative...what a cruel, disgusting hoax
Anonymous Coward
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10/30/2009 04:32 PM
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Re: Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
What's your hurry?
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10/30/2009 04:32 PM
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Re: Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
time is relative
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 657964

Yep, that's about it.
A Concerned Canadian

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10/30/2009 04:32 PM
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Re: Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Its a metabolism thing
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10/30/2009 04:33 PM
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Re: Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Time is passing so quickly for me.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
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10/30/2009 04:33 PM
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Re: Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
You're young. At my age, time flies whether you're having fun or not.
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10/30/2009 04:33 PM
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Re: Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
stop focusing on the mundane. make it fun. pretend all of your coworkers are nephilim spies determining if you should be initiated into their secret culture. Act accordingly.
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10/30/2009 04:34 PM
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Re: Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
stop focusing on the mundane. make it fun. pretend all of your coworkers are nephilim spies determining if you should be initiated into their secret culture. Act accordingly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 780977


oh Im way ahead of you, I already think that, thats why I don`t go to their functions, to hell with them if they think they`ll bribe my silence with 5 to 7 drinks

those hybrid bastards
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10/30/2009 04:36 PM
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Re: Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
You're young. At my age, time flies whether you're having fun or not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 739533

I hate old people adages, they're always so depressing
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10/30/2009 04:37 PM
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Re: Why does the time pass so FUCKING SLOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Its a metabolism thing
 Quoting: A Concerned Canadian

That's correct. When you're young, time passes slowly. When you're young, your metabolism runs at a higher rate, too. With the exception of Ralphie May, of course

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