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Freaking Ouch!!! Men in Langley better cup 'em up.

[link to www.calgaryherald.com]

Men walking about in Langley should be wary after a woman viciously kicked a man in the groin, causing him to lose a testicle.

“I just want to know what her problem is,” Anthony Clark, 22, told The Province Tuesday. “People like her shouldn’t be on the streets.”

Clark was walking along 200th Avenue in the Brookswood area of Langley one afternoon in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.

“I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me,” he said.

That’s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Clark wasn’t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he “noticed something was missing.”

He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again in surgery.

It wasn’t until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong — the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.

“My doctors say I will still be able to have children,” Clark said. “But at 22 that’s not something I want a stranger, this woman, to decide.”

Embarrassed by the situation, Clark didn’t go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack.

Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Clark said.

Langley RCMP said they would like to speak to other victims, although there have been no official reported incidents, spokeswoman Const. Holly Marks said.

The suspect is described as a Caucasian woman, in her late teens or early 20s. She was between five foot five and five foot seven tall, and 130 pounds with a slim build, and brown hair.
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this got me rock hard
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this got me rock hard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 806812

wutucatt
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Re: Woman kicks man's testicle into his abdomen
remove her ovaries.
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this got me rock hard
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go give yerself a kick in the nutz
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Remind me to never go to Langley
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i have phantom pains just from reading this.
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i have phantom pains just from reading this.
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me too and I'm female.
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A woman scorned?
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Let there be no joking about this.

It was a VICIOUS unprovoked assault, by a demonic man-hater ( almost certainly a lesbian ), and she should spend at least ten years in prison.
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Someone should kick her in the vag with a clown shoe
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Let there be no joking about this.

It was a VICIOUS unprovoked assault, by a demonic man-hater ( almost certainly a lesbian ), and she should spend at least ten years in prison.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 742489



how is it that you make a judgement she is

( almost certainly a lesbian ),

are you a Lebain HATER?

feel threatened by Lesbians?

also you do NOT know it was unprovoked.

he may have been hitting on her and
following her making rude remarks.

maybe she is one of many women
who are now fighting against sexist behavior
from young ignorant jerks


judge what you never saw and that karmic
boomerang will hit YOU where it hurts.




5a


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nutkick
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I always have at least 2 pairs of socks down there not only dose it provide me protection from crazey feminist man haters it also makes my pakage look bigger!! banana2
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I'm thinking there's HER side of this story ~ with a little digging, I'm sure this guy has some shit in his closet that he'd rather not everyone see.

My money is on the woman ~ this half-nutted jerk got wtf he deserved.

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i have phantom pains just from reading this.

me too and I'm female.
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me too and I dont have a leg...
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5a
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remove her ovaries.
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and her breasts and sew up her puss, that way she will only be able to have anal and oral sex.. LOL
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WOW! I wanted to do that once to my ex husband, but I couldn't and believe me he deserved it.
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There is no excuse for kicking a man in the balls unless he is currently attacking you.
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AAAWW YES!!!

Looks like my ex-wife is still on the loose.
Fella has my sympathies..
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There is no excuse for kicking a man in the balls unless he is currently attacking you.
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+1
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I'm thinking there's HER side of this story ~ with a little digging, I'm sure this guy has some shit in his closet that he'd rather not everyone see.

My money is on the woman ~ this half-nutted jerk got wtf he deserved.

 Quoting: DaJavoo



Maybe he gave her some funky, uncurable disease or something. I think there is more to the story.

Why did he wait so long to tell the authorities. Wouldn't you have called the cops immediately.

Last Edited by Enaid on 10/31/2009 03:37 PM
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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This is why Canada should be muslim.
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And if he tried to defend himself, he would have ended up in prison.
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Of course she's a man-hating lesbian. Normal people don't act this way!
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this got me rock hard
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+1
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Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Clark said.


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Sounds like she is just a bat shit crazy scorned woman if there have been 3 or 4 other assaults. If she does it again, the next guy should just knock her ass out and drag her to the police station.
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Let there be no joking about this.

It was a VICIOUS unprovoked assault, by a demonic man-hater ( almost certainly a lesbian ), and she should spend at least ten years in prison.



how is it that you make a judgement she is

( almost certainly a lesbian ),

are you a Lebain HATER?

feel threatened by Lesbians?

also you do NOT know it was unprovoked.

he may have been hitting on her and
following her making rude remarks.

maybe she is one of many women
who are now fighting against sexist behavior
from young ignorant jerks


judge what you never saw and that karmic
boomerang will hit YOU where it hurts.




5a


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 776992


lesbian.
carpet muncher.
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Porky's - coach Ballbreaker
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Porky's - coach Ballbreaker
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yup lol

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