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Woman kicks man's testicle into his abdomen

 
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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this got me rock hard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 806812


Did you understand the article?
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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I'm thinking there's HER side of this story ~ with a little digging, I'm sure this guy has some shit in his closet that he'd rather not everyone see.

My money is on the woman ~ this half-nutted jerk got wtf he deserved.

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That would have a good chance of being true if this was an isolated event; however, as the constables noted... there are at least 3 or 4 similar cases. Probably more, but they were probably not as badly injured, so they let it slide.

Of course, let's just blame the guy and try to justify what the woman's doing
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Maybe the Chiropractic Institute will be able to realign his nuts [link to www.merchantcircle.com]
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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Let there be no joking about this.

It was a VICIOUS unprovoked assault, by a demonic man-hater ( almost certainly a lesbian ), and she should spend at least ten years in prison.



how is it that you make a judgement she is

( almost certainly a lesbian ),

are you a Lebain HATER?

feel threatened by Lesbians?

also you do NOT know it was unprovoked.

c

maybe she is one of many women
who are now fighting against sexist behavior
from young ignorant jerks


judge what you never saw and that karmic
boomerang will hit YOU where it hurts.


are you a Lebain HATER? Yes when they kick me in the nuts

feel threatened by Lesbians? Yes when they kick me in the nuts.

also you do NOT know it was unprovoked. Did he kick the lesbian in the nuts first?

maybe she is one of many women
who are now fighting against sexist behavior
from young ignorant jerks
And that justifies kicking someone in the nuts? Sticks and stones, ya know?


5a


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 776992

Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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10/31/2009 04:05 PM
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Why are we dragging the Lebanese into this?
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10/31/2009 04:06 PM
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Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Clark said.




I understand this is happening all over the world in equal right societes. The women go to prison and the men become sterile.
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10/31/2009 04:42 PM
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I think we have a match.. cover your head and your groin:

Thread: Good Rape Defense: Bacon flavored Lip Gloss . . .?
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Langley is full of fuckwits.
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She's an hero to us all
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On the bright side, he can now hit those high notes.....
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10/31/2009 04:52 PM
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Somthing's fishy with this story..I don't buy it!!

I think the nutz kicker is a dude..
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10/31/2009 04:56 PM
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Hey! anyone remember this little jewel of testicular mutilation?

[link to www.thesun.co.uk]
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10/31/2009 04:59 PM
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omg - the testicle was raptured!?
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I think we have a match.. cover your head and your groin:

Thread: Good Rape Defense: Bacon flavored Lip Gloss . . .?
 Quoting: = / 807406



That is one sick female. You can understand why women are kicking testicles for no reason.
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he should have worn this. (prepare to laugh your nuts off!!)

[link to www.nuttybuddy.com]
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07/26/2013 05:35 PM
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Punishment should be the removal of one breast by surgical operation.
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Freaking Ouch!!! Men in Langley better cup 'em up.

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Woman are so superior it's sad.
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omg - the testicle was raptured!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 799706


No, it just ascended.
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Stupid ugly Cunt! THIS IS WHY MEN NEED THE RIGHT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF CUNT'S LIKE THIS SICK CUNT! I KNOW I'D BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER! AND I'M A GUY! That's why us men used to beat the shit out of our wives to keep the CUNTS IN LINE! so this shit never happened see what you Cunt Feminazi's have done feminazi's and Bigg Daddy government deserves to be Killed then women won't have a Leg to stand on then IT'S PAYBACK TIME

FAT CHICKS DON'T ROOT EM JUST SHOOT EM!

ROOT = FUCK in Australia

So when Yankees are saying we are ROOTING for you we see HUGE ORGIES! PEOPLE LYING AROUND SCREWING EACH OTHER!
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cruise

clappa
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WTH?!

People are losing their minds.

Poor guy.
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Stupid ugly Cunt! THIS IS WHY MEN NEED THE RIGHT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF CUNT'S LIKE THIS SICK CUNT! I KNOW I'D BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER! AND I'M A GUY! That's why us men used to beat the shit out of our wives to keep the CUNTS IN LINE! so this shit never happened see what you Cunt Feminazi's have done feminazi's and Bigg Daddy government deserves to be Killed then women won't have a Leg to stand on then IT'S PAYBACK TIME

FAT CHICKS DON'T ROOT EM JUST SHOOT EM!

ROOT = FUCK in Australia

So when Yankees are saying we are ROOTING for you we see HUGE ORGIES! PEOPLE LYING AROUND SCREWING EACH OTHER!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39052464


Dude, chill.

Most women aren't running around kicking guys in the balls for no reason.

The woman who did this needs to go to jail. But, don't come over and smack me because I have never once kicked anyone.
BRIEF
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07/26/2013 06:18 PM

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She must be tired of being used as a cum dumpster, because she seeks out worthless men as compensation for her daddy issues, so now she's a man hater...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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i have phantom pains just from reading this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807178


I got accidently kicked in the nuts 25 years ago trying to throw somebody in the pool during a bachelor party. We picked the groom to be up by the arms and legs, and I unfortunatley grabbed his legs...he put up a heck of a fight kicking and flailing and nailed me right square in the balls.

The next day I woke up all black and blue and could hadly walk. Went to the Dr and he just said I had severe bruising and it would eventually go away. I was sore as hell for about a week, but it did indeed eventually go away.

Fast forward 5 years later and I wake up in the middle of the night with severe pain. I tried to get up to walk and the pain was so severe it literally brought me to my knees. My wife awoke by my cries of pain and I had to slither on my back out to the garage to get into the back seat of the car to take me to emergency. I could not stand on my own.

The emergency room checked me out - took some x-rays and proceeded to tell me I had kidney stones and I just had to suffer through it and deal with the pain.

By the end of the day the pain had subsided and things turned back to normal.

A couple of days later I noticed when I barely brushed my testicles getting dressed the left side was extremely sensitive to touch and was very painful. I let it go at the time, but then it happened again, and then again. I finally went to the Dr. to get checked out for a hernia or something. It was then that I was diagnosed with a twisted testicle...traced back to when I was kicked. The left testicle basically shriveled up and died. I now have one nut and that left side is still as sensitive to pain as ever - I barely touch it and it's like getting a root canal without novocaine!
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Learn to block & slap her left teat 2 inches from the nipple using the tip of your fingers ..that will paralize any female atacker for a few minutes..

bouncebslaphim
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Let there be no joking about this.

It was a VICIOUS unprovoked assault, by a demonic man-hater ( almost certainly a lesbian ), and she should spend at least ten years in prison.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 742489


rapists don't even get that long. manslaughter maybe. kicking someone in the groin, no way.
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Why are we dragging the Lebanese into this?
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applauseapplauseapplause
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Let there be no joking about this.

It was a VICIOUS unprovoked assault, by a demonic man-hater ( almost certainly a lesbian ), and she should spend at least ten years in prison.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 742489



how is it that you make a judgement she is

( almost certainly a lesbian ),

are you a Lebain HATER?

feel threatened by Lesbians?

also you do NOT know it was unprovoked.

he may have been hitting on her and
following her making rude remarks.

maybe she is one of many women
who are now fighting against sexist behavior
from young ignorant jerks


judge what you never saw and that karmic
boomerang will hit YOU where it hurts.




5a


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 776992


I bet he made the whole thing up

Why the hell would you have a prosthetic nut anyway there are about 20 percent of males who only have one anyway

There is no woman he just forgot where he left his left nut the drunken dumb canuck

Slow news day
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A JILTED woman who ripped off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands was today jailed for two and a half years.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

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As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

She yanked off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

But Monti choked and spat it out before a friend handed it back to her former lover with the words: "That's yours."

In a statement read to the court, Geoffrey said: "Amanda attacked me in an unprovoked manner and the attack has ruined my life."

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In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She added: "I am in no way a violent person.

"I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
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Woman or not, if it were me that got kicked, they'd be burying the bitch. After I quit throwing up and crying, that is.
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