Woman kicks man's testicle into his abdomen

Did you understand the article?

That would have a good chance of being true if this was an isolated event; however, as the constables noted... there are at least 3 or 4 similar cases. Probably more, but they were probably not as badly injured, so they let it slide.

Of course, let's just blame the guy and try to justify what the woman's doing

Maybe the Chiropractic Institute will be able to realign his nuts [link to www.merchantcircle.com]

Why are we dragging the Lebanese into this?

Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Clark said.




I understand this is happening all over the world in equal right societes. The women go to prison and the men become sterile.

I think we have a match.. cover your head and your groin:

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Langley is full of fuckwits.

She's an hero to us all

On the bright side, he can now hit those high notes.....

Somthing's fishy with this story..I don't buy it!!

I think the nutz kicker is a dude..

Hey! anyone remember this little jewel of testicular mutilation?

[link to www.thesun.co.uk]

omg - the testicle was raptured!?

That is one sick female. You can understand why women are kicking testicles for no reason.

he should have worn this. (prepare to laugh your nuts off!!)

[link to www.nuttybuddy.com]

Punishment should be the removal of one breast by surgical operation.

Woman are so superior it's sad.

No, it just ascended.

WTH?!

People are losing their minds.

Poor guy.

Dude, chill.

Most women aren't running around kicking guys in the balls for no reason.

The woman who did this needs to go to jail. But, don't come over and smack me because I have never once kicked anyone.

She must be tired of being used as a cum dumpster, because she seeks out worthless men as compensation for her daddy issues, so now she's a man hater...

I got accidently kicked in the nuts 25 years ago trying to throw somebody in the pool during a bachelor party. We picked the groom to be up by the arms and legs, and I unfortunatley grabbed his legs...he put up a heck of a fight kicking and flailing and nailed me right square in the balls.

The next day I woke up all black and blue and could hadly walk. Went to the Dr and he just said I had severe bruising and it would eventually go away. I was sore as hell for about a week, but it did indeed eventually go away.

Fast forward 5 years later and I wake up in the middle of the night with severe pain. I tried to get up to walk and the pain was so severe it literally brought me to my knees. My wife awoke by my cries of pain and I had to slither on my back out to the garage to get into the back seat of the car to take me to emergency. I could not stand on my own.

The emergency room checked me out - took some x-rays and proceeded to tell me I had kidney stones and I just had to suffer through it and deal with the pain.

By the end of the day the pain had subsided and things turned back to normal.

A couple of days later I noticed when I barely brushed my testicles getting dressed the left side was extremely sensitive to touch and was very painful. I let it go at the time, but then it happened again, and then again. I finally went to the Dr. to get checked out for a hernia or something. It was then that I was diagnosed with a twisted testicle...traced back to when I was kicked. The left testicle basically shriveled up and died. I now have one nut and that left side is still as sensitive to pain as ever - I barely touch it and it's like getting a root canal without novocaine!

Learn to block & slap her left teat 2 inches from the nipple using the tip of your fingers ..that will paralize any female atacker for a few minutes..

rapists don't even get that long. manslaughter maybe. kicking someone in the groin, no way.

I bet he made the whole thing up

Why the hell would you have a prosthetic nut anyway there are about 20 percent of males who only have one anyway

There is no woman he just forgot where he left his left nut the drunken dumb canuck

Slow news day

A JILTED woman who ripped off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands was today jailed for two and a half years.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

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As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

She yanked off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

But Monti choked and spat it out before a friend handed it back to her former lover with the words: "That's yours."

In a statement read to the court, Geoffrey said: "Amanda attacked me in an unprovoked manner and the attack has ruined my life."

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In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She added: "I am in no way a violent person.

"I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

Woman or not, if it were me that got kicked, they'd be burying the bitch. After I quit throwing up and crying, that is.