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The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143
11/1/2009 6:21 AM
Report abusive post | The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this!
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This is it! Really major doom!
A friend of a friend on the internet, wise man who has never gotten a thing wrong, based upon tarot readings, psychic research, numerology and the reading of third party websites has predicted the DOOM of all DOOMS. It begins at an unspecified time tomorrow, but continues to grow, slowly into the week and will come out full blast within the next year.
It’s a series of natural and unnatural events coming together; the powers that be know there will be a supervolcano eruption next year, when the mid-west is hit by an asteroid; they want to have good land in the Ukraine to keep safe, so they are starting with biological attacks which will depopulate the land, making it free for take over. But to help it out, within a month, they plan to have major financial doom hit the stock market, so only those who have gold will be seen as worthy of moving with them as their slaves in Ukraine, slaves but survivors. Then a nuclear blast will be done over Iran, to signal “it is time to move to Ukraine.” When this happens, you have less than a month before the asteroid impact. The chain reaction sets up the super-volcano that will create riots in the survivors; FEMA camps have been made to keep the rioters down, but it won’t work according to plan. Some terrorists will survive and they will set off a dirty bomb in New York city. Then there will be mass sterilization of the survivors so as not to set off mutants in the future. Finally, World War III will break out when OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 693443
11/1/2009 6:25 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
This is it! Really major doom!
A friend of a friend on the internet, wise man who has never gotten a thing wrong, based upon tarot readings, psychic research, numerology and the reading of third party websites has predicted the DOOM of all DOOMS. It begins at an unspecified time tomorrow, but continues to grow, slowly into the week and will come out full blast within the next year.
It’s a series of natural and unnatural events coming together; the powers that be know there will be a supervolcano eruption next year, when the mid-west is hit by an asteroid; they want to have good land in the Ukraine to keep safe, so they are starting with biological attacks which will depopulate the land, making it free for take over. But to help it out, within a month, they plan to have major financial doom hit the stock market, so only those who have gold will be seen as worthy of moving with them as their slaves in Ukraine, slaves but survivors. Then a nuclear blast will be done over Iran, to signal “it is time to move to Ukraine.” When this happens, you have less than a month before the asteroid impact. The chain reaction sets up the super-volcano that will create riots in the survivors; FEMA camps have been made to keep the rioters down, but it won’t work according to plan. Some terrorists will survive and they will set off a dirty bomb in New York city. Then there will be mass sterilization of the survivors so as not to set off mutants in the future. Finally, World War III will break out when OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
Has all the makings of a great screen play |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 6:27 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Oh, I forgot to mention: 5 billion killed. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 6:38 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Seriously, we are fucked with this doom. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 803093
11/1/2009 6:43 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
This is it! Really major doom!
A friend of a friend on the internet, wise man who has never gotten a thing wrong, based upon tarot readings, psychic research, numerology and the reading of third party websites has predicted the DOOM of all DOOMS. It begins at an unspecified time tomorrow, but continues to grow, slowly into the week and will come out full blast within the next year.
It’s a series of natural and unnatural events coming together; the powers that be know there will be a supervolcano eruption next year, when the mid-west is hit by an asteroid; they want to have good land in the Ukraine to keep safe, so they are starting with biological attacks which will depopulate the land, making it free for take over. But to help it out, within a month, they plan to have major financial doom hit the stock market, so only those who have gold will be seen as worthy of moving with them as their slaves in Ukraine, slaves but survivors. Then a nuclear blast will be done over Iran, to signal “it is time to move to Ukraine.” When this happens, you have less than a month before the asteroid impact. The chain reaction sets up the super-volcano that will create riots in the survivors; FEMA camps have been made to keep the rioters down, but it won’t work according to plan. Some terrorists will survive and they will set off a dirty bomb in New York city. Then there will be mass sterilization of the survivors so as not to set off mutants in the future. Finally, World War III will break out when OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. The dark is finished. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 6:46 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. The dark is finished. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 803093
Scoffer! You were predicted, too. I was told "TPTB will send out people denying this on the net." And there you are. Wow.
This is major doom. Doom like no other. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 6:55 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
One star votes for this were also predicted!
Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline is right again! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 766567
11/1/2009 7:08 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 7:10 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 766567
[link to www.nytimes.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 7:11 AM | |
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 7:20 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Well, well; not surprising. I was told "bs flags" were predicted.
Wow. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807821
11/1/2009 7:35 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
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Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline is right again! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
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Winningjob
User ID: 385114
11/1/2009 7:39 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
LIVE OR DIE...we all do both regardless.
Remember..no one gets out of here alive!
Revolutionary online garden produces delicious Organic Produce!
[link to peopleseekdirect.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 507531
11/1/2009 7:42 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
All sounds possible, what wtf is the one
>> OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider!<<
You better change your script and come back again!
This is it! Really major doom!
A friend of a friend on the internet, wise man who has never gotten a thing wrong, based upon tarot readings, psychic research, numerology and the reading of third party websites has predicted the DOOM of all DOOMS. It begins at an unspecified time tomorrow, but continues to grow, slowly into the week and will come out full blast within the next year.
It’s a series of natural and unnatural events coming together; the powers that be know there will be a supervolcano eruption next year, when the mid-west is hit by an asteroid; they want to have good land in the Ukraine to keep safe, so they are starting with biological attacks which will depopulate the land, making it free for take over. But to help it out, within a month, they plan to have major financial doom hit the stock market, so only those who have gold will be seen as worthy of moving with them as their slaves in Ukraine, slaves but survivors. Then a nuclear blast will be done over Iran, to signal “it is time to move to Ukraine.” When this happens, you have less than a month before the asteroid impact. The chain reaction sets up the super-volcano that will create riots in the survivors; FEMA camps have been made to keep the rioters down, but it won’t work according to plan. Some terrorists will survive and they will set off a dirty bomb in New York city. Then there will be mass sterilization of the survivors so as not to set off mutants in the future. Finally, World War III will break out when OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143 |
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Krisclin
User ID: 807829
11/1/2009 7:43 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Awesome Doomage!1!  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807762
11/1/2009 8:00 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
ffs
the Aussies can't bowl a cricket ball straight, never mind fire a missile at our arses! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807762
11/1/2009 8:00 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Awesome Doomage!1!
oh yes, one of the BETTER ones i've seen on here lately!  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807762
11/1/2009 8:04 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
that's an interesting link |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807834
11/1/2009 8:07 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
if he really was a physic would he need to work a hotline?
i don't think so.
FAIL |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 805228
11/1/2009 8:27 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807848
11/1/2009 8:31 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
This post needs one of these  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807762
11/1/2009 8:32 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
This post needs one of these
what is that? an aussie who just lobbed a nuclear grenade? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807856
11/1/2009 8:35 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
This is it! Really major doom!
A friend of a friend on the internet, wise man who has never gotten a thing wrong, based upon tarot readings, psychic research, numerology and the reading of third party websites has predicted the DOOM of all DOOMS. It begins at an unspecified time tomorrow, but continues to grow, slowly into the week and will come out full blast within the next year.
It’s a series of natural and unnatural events coming together; the powers that be know there will be a supervolcano eruption next year, when the mid-west is hit by an asteroid; they want to have good land in the Ukraine to keep safe, so they are starting with biological attacks which will depopulate the land, making it free for take over. But to help it out, within a month, they plan to have major financial doom hit the stock market, so only those who have gold will be seen as worthy of moving with them as their slaves in Ukraine, slaves but survivors. Then a nuclear blast will be done over Iran, to signal “it is time to move to Ukraine.” When this happens, you have less than a month before the asteroid impact. The chain reaction sets up the super-volcano that will create riots in the survivors; FEMA camps have been made to keep the rioters down, but it won’t work according to plan. Some terrorists will survive and they will set off a dirty bomb in New York city. Then there will be mass sterilization of the survivors so as not to set off mutants in the future. Finally, World War III will break out when OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
It seems 'a friend of a friend' listened to the bots, gerald celente, steve quayle, 2012ers and mixed it all in a bag and springled some salt and came out with this doom scenario. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 303465
11/1/2009 8:41 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
I heard the same thing. Only that 8 billion will die! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 627137
11/1/2009 8:46 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Mizz Cleo never wrong!
Call Me Now!!!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 11:54 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
ffs
the Aussies can't bowl a cricket ball straight, never mind fire a missile at our arses! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807762
In response to this, I was told that OZ has secret alien tech given to them by the greys which will allow them to do major doomage. |
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DaJavoo 
Forum Barkeep
User ID: 807884
11/1/2009 11:59 AM
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 773669
11/1/2009 12:37 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 12:38 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 773669
The friend of the friend of the psychic hotline is right again! |
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Fallenmonk
User ID: 768741
11/1/2009 12:46 PM
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ffs
the Aussies can't bowl a cricket ball straight, never mind fire a missile at our arses!
In response to this, I was told that OZ has secret alien tech given to them by the greys which will allow them to do major doomage. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
Now I know ya telling porkies . |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802683
11/1/2009 12:48 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Sister Cleo? Is that you, where've you been? I see you still have that killer Jamaican herb connection!
"Call me, now!" |
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