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The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 773669
11/1/2009 12:49 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
It sounds like a webb-tard prophecy !!
Avian , is that you MF ??
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 350059
11/1/2009 12:49 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
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Fallenmonk 
User ID: 768741
11/1/2009 12:51 PM
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Bet he does not know when Jesus and his army of Angels are coming  |
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Fallenmonk
User ID: 768741
11/1/2009 12:55 PM
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ffs
the Aussies can't bowl a cricket ball straight, never mind fire a missile at our arses!
In response to this, I was told that OZ has secret alien tech given to them by the greys which will allow them to do major doomage. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
OP come back lol. I know you where telling fibs regarding this part. Own up !.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 786350
11/1/2009 12:58 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
This is good doom! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807912
11/1/2009 1:02 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
op, i have already posted this thread in the NEW SWINE FLU centralized thread:
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com] |
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Torca
User ID: 807992
11/1/2009 1:10 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Hey people what´s up?
Kinda boring here...how about some cool links and vids about how we can make a great tasty apple pie...wouldn´t that be interesting eh?
Oh let me guess,the friend of your friend already PRE-dicted that i will say this in here...
WOW, incredibly mind blowing!!!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 526155
11/1/2009 1:14 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
This is it! Really major doom!
A friend of a friend on the internet, wise man who has never gotten a thing wrong, based upon tarot readings, psychic research, numerology and the reading of third party websites has predicted the DOOM of all DOOMS. It begins at an unspecified time tomorrow, but continues to grow, slowly into the week and will come out full blast within the next year.
It’s a series of natural and unnatural events coming together; the powers that be know there will be a supervolcano eruption next year, when the mid-west is hit by an asteroid; they want to have good land in the Ukraine to keep safe, so they are starting with biological attacks which will depopulate the land, making it free for take over. But to help it out, within a month, they plan to have major financial doom hit the stock market, so only those who have gold will be seen as worthy of moving with them as their slaves in Ukraine, slaves but survivors. Then a nuclear blast will be done over Iran, to signal “it is time to move to Ukraine.” When this happens, you have less than a month before the asteroid impact. The chain reaction sets up the super-volcano that will create riots in the survivors; FEMA camps have been made to keep the rioters down, but it won’t work according to plan. Some terrorists will survive and they will set off a dirty bomb in New York city. Then there will be mass sterilization of the survivors so as not to set off mutants in the future. Finally, World War III will break out when OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
Wrong, it's in Switzerland silly.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 540686
11/1/2009 1:24 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
This is it! Really major doom!
A friend of a friend on the internet, wise man who has never gotten a thing wrong, based upon tarot readings, psychic research, numerology and the reading of third party websites has predicted the DOOM of all DOOMS. It begins at an unspecified time tomorrow, but continues to grow, slowly into the week and will come out full blast within the next year.
It’s a series of natural and unnatural events coming together; the powers that be know there will be a supervolcano eruption next year, when the mid-west is hit by an asteroid; they want to have good land in the Ukraine to keep safe, so they are starting with biological attacks which will depopulate the land, making it free for take over. But to help it out, within a month, they plan to have major financial doom hit the stock market, so only those who have gold will be seen as worthy of moving with them as their slaves in Ukraine, slaves but survivors. Then a nuclear blast will be done over Iran, to signal “it is time to move to Ukraine.” When this happens, you have less than a month before the asteroid impact. The chain reaction sets up the super-volcano that will create riots in the survivors; FEMA camps have been made to keep the rioters down, but it won’t work according to plan. Some terrorists will survive and they will set off a dirty bomb in New York city. Then there will be mass sterilization of the survivors so as not to set off mutants in the future. Finally, World War III will break out when OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
Sounds like a really good book that you are reading.
What's the title? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 2:14 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Wrong, it's in Switzerland silly. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 526155
That was just the diversion, according to the friend of the friend of the psychic hotline! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 748009
11/1/2009 3:06 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Friend of the friend of the psychic hotline in the house that Jack built. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 296954
11/1/2009 3:25 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Let's hear it for Monday doom!!  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 4:14 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Friend of the friend of the psychic hotline in the house that Jack built. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 748009
No, Jack didn't do shit for this one. |
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anonanon
User ID: 808117
11/1/2009 4:21 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Oh, joy....back to the medieval and tribal periods for most of us.
Only a billion of us left. Well, at least that will stop the illegal immigration problem.
Of those billion, few would survive very long on their own so it might even be back to the stone age and the caves.
Oh, well...... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 5:23 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Oh, joy....back to the medieval and tribal periods for most of us.
Only a billion of us left. Well, at least that will stop the illegal immigration problem.
Of those billion, few would survive very long on their own so it might even be back to the stone age and the caves.
Oh, well...... Quoting: anonanon 808117
It's the doom beyond doom! |
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Ice
User ID: 729060
11/1/2009 5:26 PM
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The Saints have to win the Super Bowl first!!!
ice
You have until 2016 to get your Act together! Be Wise! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807460
11/1/2009 5:30 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 5:31 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807460
The friend of the friend of the psychic hotline is right again! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 5:54 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
The Saints have to win the Super Bowl first!!!
ice Quoting: Ice
No, the bowl is going to hell this year.. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/1/2009 6:27 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Let's hear it for Monday doom!!
Monday has doomed Sunday, that's for sure! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/2/2009 3:48 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808465
11/2/2009 6:19 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
snip
OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
Well the collider project is a joint global group, not just UK
and we wouldn't strike the UK seeing as we are part of the commonwealth.
i'll be waiting for the movie "a friend of a friend who knows this dude who told someone about..." |
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mystylplx
User ID: 807177
11/2/2009 6:30 AM
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if he really was a physic would he need to work a hotline?
i don't think so.
FAIL Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807834
Perhaps he does it out of a sense of charitable responsibility? This is how he can share his gifts with the maximum number of people for $4.99/min.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/2/2009 6:30 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
snip
OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider!
Well the collider project is a joint global group, not just UK
and we wouldn't strike the UK seeing as we are part of the commonwealth.
i'll be waiting for the movie "a friend of a friend who knows this dude who told someone about..." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808465
They are a part of the commonwealth now, but will seek independence when all the ill that OZ has suffered by evil British experiments comes out. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 733140
11/2/2009 7:03 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
This is it! Really major doom!
A friend of a friend on the internet, wise man who has never gotten a thing wrong, based upon tarot readings, psychic research, numerology and the reading of third party websites has predicted the DOOM of all DOOMS. It begins at an unspecified time tomorrow, but continues to grow, slowly into the week and will come out full blast within the next year.
It’s a series of natural and unnatural events coming together; the powers that be know there will be a supervolcano eruption next year, when the mid-west is hit by an asteroid; they want to have good land in the Ukraine to keep safe, so they are starting with biological attacks which will depopulate the land, making it free for take over. But to help it out, within a month, they plan to have major financial doom hit the stock market, so only those who have gold will be seen as worthy of moving with them as their slaves in Ukraine, slaves but survivors. Then a nuclear blast will be done over Iran, to signal “it is time to move to Ukraine.” When this happens, you have less than a month before the asteroid impact. The chain reaction sets up the super-volcano that will create riots in the survivors; FEMA camps have been made to keep the rioters down, but it won’t work according to plan. Some terrorists will survive and they will set off a dirty bomb in New York city. Then there will be mass sterilization of the survivors so as not to set off mutants in the future. Finally, World War III will break out when OZ strikes UK in retaliation for crimes against humanity after it is revealed that the UK has been trying to make a black hole with a new powerful particle collider! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807143
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xc
User ID: 800969
11/2/2009 7:05 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Dude you got stop inhaling glue and other nasties it's clearly damaging what is left of your brains....
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/2/2009 7:37 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 733140
The friend of the friend of the psychic hotline is right again! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807293
11/2/2009 7:47 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
I would say...parts of this scenario - as Adam/Jamie would say - are *PLAUSIBLE*! LOL
The dark side will kill us all before they allow us to Ascend peacefully; it's the ancient "burned down bridges" strategy brought to you by the genetically evil dark side; their DNA is coded to be totally evil. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807143 (OP)
11/2/2009 10:41 AM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
I would say...parts of this scenario - as Adam/Jamie would say - are *PLAUSIBLE*! LOL
The dark side will kill us all before they allow us to Ascend peacefully; it's the ancient "burned down bridges" strategy brought to you by the genetically evil dark side; their DNA is coded to be totally evil. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807293
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crazycanuck
User ID: 183770
11/2/2009 12:34 PM | | Re: The Future is Fucked! A Friend of a Friend of the Psychic Hotline has revealed this! | Quote |
And I haven't won the lottery yet, the end of the world only happens the moment I realize I'm holding the winning ticket, duh!
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