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Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies?

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hawk8414
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11/1/2009 1:07 PM
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Come on girls, tell the world, what is it that really turns you off guys? Is it body hair, fat gut, scruffy looks, etc... Tell these sloppy seconds how you feel,lmao!
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11/1/2009 1:12 PM
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Curly, Elvis-lip?

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Harmony
User ID: 807998
11/1/2009 1:15 PM
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smelly feet. hardly gets you in the mood.. and long toenails.. gross..
"Stop putting a dollar sign on every goddamn thing on this planet"- Bill Hicks.
hawk8414
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11/1/2009 1:15 PM
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I don't like a man who doesn't take pride in his appearance.like he can't be bothered to shave,etc.. I mean damn if we gotta look good for you,why can't you guys do the same for us?
When this cave man shit start? I recall as a child all the men I knew growing up around always took care of their appearances. Why have ya'll gotten so friggin' lazy?
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 296013
11/1/2009 1:16 PM
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I don't like a man who doesn't take pride in his appearance.like he can't be bothered to shave,etc.. I mean damn if we gotta look good for you,why can't you guys do the same for us?
When this cave man shit start? I recall as a child all the men I knew growing up around always took care of their appearances. Why have ya'll gotten so friggin' lazy?
 Quoting: hawk8414



lol, obviously you're a hermaphrodite.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802683
11/1/2009 1:19 PM
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Ladies,

Dreadlocks?
I think mine are sweet, but what do y'all think?
hawk8414
User ID: 750680
11/1/2009 1:28 PM
Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies?Quote

I don't like a man who doesn't take pride in his appearance.like he can't be bothered to shave,etc.. I mean damn if we gotta look good for you,why can't you guys do the same for us?
When this cave man shit start? I recall as a child all the men I knew growing up around always took care of their appearances. Why have ya'll gotten so friggin' lazy?



lol, obviously you're a hermaphrodite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 296013



No AC. it's obvious that you're cave man who doesn't care how he looks.Go take a bath and shave that face y freak. and no,I'm not a hermaphrodite. Not the last time I checked anyway. I'm 100% female. What are u, a pussy?
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807876
11/1/2009 1:30 PM
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uncut toenails & back hair.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 781169
11/1/2009 1:32 PM
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the smell of the unwashed. dreadlocks are fine. it is a lack of deoderant or washing that makes me run the other way. I am also disgusted by uncut toenails...blergh!

I am not a big fan of facial hair, but it is tolerated if the man bathes regularly.
Sofia Subscriber
User ID: 594587
11/1/2009 1:34 PM
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dingle berries so shave that ass hole...toe jam so clipp those toe nails...bad breath so clean your mouth at leastr 2x a day...smelly pits so wash daily...sweaty cock...wear looser or no undies...gassy death bombs...really we don't think dutch ovens are funny...smelly feet...foot powder and fresh socks every day...fat guts...ewwwww...never allow the fat gut...and if you have it right now get rid of it...take a shower everyday...just because you don't smell the stench doesn't mean others can't...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 708377
11/1/2009 1:34 PM
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feet
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807310
11/1/2009 1:34 PM
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Stink!!! BO is BAD. Freshly showered is GOOD.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807310
11/1/2009 1:35 PM
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dingle berries so shave that ass hole...toe jam so clipp those toe nails...bad breath so clean your mouth at leastr 2x a day...smelly pits so wash daily...sweaty cock...wear looser or no undies...gassy death bombs...really we don't think dutch ovens are funny...smelly feet...foot powder and fresh socks every day...fat guts...ewwwww...never allow the fat gut...and if you have it right now get rid of it...take a shower everyday...just because you don't smell the stench doesn't mean others can't...
 Quoting: Sofia


bump
Good list
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 781169
11/1/2009 1:35 PM
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...gassy death bombs...really we don't think dutch ovens are funny...
 Quoting: Sofia

so very true!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802683
11/1/2009 1:37 PM
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What if one had a psychic atrophied conjoined twin named "Chatta"?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807310
11/1/2009 1:37 PM
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Trim those freaky nose hairs -- it is hard to look at a man's face when those hairs stick out (it's like they have their own personality)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802683
11/1/2009 1:39 PM
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"Chatta" says long nose-hairs are source of great power!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807310
11/1/2009 1:39 PM
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"Chatta" says long nose-hairs are source of great power!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802683


chuckle
pud
User ID: 743297
11/1/2009 1:40 PM
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dingle berries so shave that ass hole...toe jam so clipp those toe nails...bad breath so clean your mouth at leastr 2x a day...smelly pits so wash daily...sweaty cock...wear looser or no undies...gassy death bombs...really we don't think dutch ovens are funny...smelly feet...foot powder and fresh socks every day...fat guts...ewwwww...never allow the fat gut...and if you have it right now get rid of it...take a shower everyday...just because you don't smell the stench doesn't mean others can't...
 Quoting: Sofia

wow, who in the world have you been dating?
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 608696
11/1/2009 1:42 PM
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Why do I get the feeling that women tend to think men stink? Are we really that dirty? Doesn't that cause some paradox or something in that many women tend to find a man who looks like he was working sexy? I mean, how do you physically work and not stink? Or is it simply a pleasant view from across the room that is quickly ruined once you approach and breech the scent barrier?
Every girlfriend I ever had claimed to love the way I smelled once I got home from work - like oil, grease, and sweat (of course that was probably why those women in particular where my girlfriends).
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 777135
11/1/2009 1:46 PM
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Before indoor plumbing (post World War 2) became the norm, most people bathed once a week at most. Some never bathed. Everyone had a slight unique odor, but it was natural and actually healthy... as the natural body oils are loaded with healthy levels of sebum/squalene (anticancer for one). Most primitive foods (versus modern processed) actually kept the body clean by cellular cleaning (natural enzymes which are now often lacking in packaged food).

We're now so use to artificial chemicals (perfumes, deoderants, etc), that even moderate body odors are offensive to many. If society collapses, we'll have to go back to the old way.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 781169
11/1/2009 1:47 PM
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Why do I get the feeling that women tend to think men stink? Are we really that dirty? Doesn't that cause some paradox or something in that many women tend to find a man who looks like he was working sexy? I mean, how do you physically work and not stink? Or is it simply a pleasant view from across the room that is quickly ruined once you approach and breech the scent barrier?
Every girlfriend I ever had claimed to love the way I smelled once I got home from work - like oil, grease, and sweat (of course that was probably why those women in particular where my girlfriends).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 608696

sweat from hard work does not smell like sweat from nervousness or sweat that hasn't been washed for days. the smell of a man after ONE hard day's work can be sexy...but I would still like him to shower before bed!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 508827
11/1/2009 1:49 PM
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As a man I want the fake smells to go. What you ladies do not understand that fake smells will not save your life. We are too busy learning things and doing things to smell good.

Get use to sweaty smells and the real smells of the world. The false smells you ladies want dumb down America, and at this time, it is totally wrong to assume that if you ladies ever did anything hard to learn, you would not have the time to think that you are being socialable when you are not.
No doubt you ladies do not know quantum theory, hard course mathematics and anything else that demands more brain power than what you ladies even attempt. You can learn it also, and help live in the future. Then when the transition is over, perhaps we can all go back to smelling phony again, but somewhere along the way:

Real thoughts have to take hold in people. Not your whims, and not your ideas of what smells good.

Go to a corporate pig farm and smell that place, then you will think - I would not eat that meat in a million years.

Believe me, you be doing yourself a favor by going around and seeing and smelling how bad they really make this world.

The food being bad, full of sodium, the fake ingrediates and anything else, that makes you put on all the phony smelling crap in the first place. You may need it now for your economy and I am not saying that, but grubier you need to go.

You need to be real people and girls first. The idea of makeup and all that crap starting to happen is just a puberty response to a world you really do like, and then you wish to cover it up, and make it worse.

Learn some real thinking, please.
And learn what live and love and real smells really should be.
Be a leader, and quit looking for false leaders or someone to follow or divine about. It is just another human on the planet and grandma on the farm did not fret about that. That is what made her so good and all the good baking that came out of her.

Grow up.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 806760
11/1/2009 1:50 PM
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I don't like a man who doesn't take pride in his appearance.like he can't be bothered to shave,etc.. I mean damn if we gotta look good for you,why can't you guys do the same for us?
When this cave man shit start? I recall as a child all the men I knew growing up around always took care of their appearances. Why have ya'll gotten so friggin' lazy?



lol, obviously you're a hermaphrodite.



No AC. it's obvious that you're cave man who doesn't care how he looks.Go take a bath and shave that face y freak. and no,I'm not a hermaphrodite. Not the last time I checked anyway. I'm 100% female. What are u, a pussy?
 Quoting: hawk8414



you seem a bit more on the short haired, melissa etheridge concert going type
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 508827
11/1/2009 1:52 PM
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>>>>The idea of makeup and all that crap starting to happen is just a puberty response to a world you really do like, and then you wish to cover it up, and make it worse.
<<<<<

world you really "do" not like. Quite covering it up.

Go with real smells.
They are your friend.
They will save your life.
They will help your life.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 781169
11/1/2009 1:52 PM
Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies?Quote

As a man I want the fake smells to go. What you ladies do not understand that fake smells will not save your life. We are too busy learning things and doing things to smell good.

Get use to sweaty smells and the real smells of the world. The false smells you ladies want dumb down America, and at this time, it is totally wrong to assume that if you ladies ever did anything hard to learn, you would not have the time to think that you are being socialable when you are not.
No doubt you ladies do not know quantum theory, hard course mathematics and anything else that demands more brain power than what you ladies even attempt. You can learn it also, and help live in the future. Then when the transition is over, perhaps we can all go back to smelling phony again, but somewhere along the way:

Real thoughts have to take hold in people. Not your whims, and not your ideas of what smells good.

Go to a corporate pig farm and smell that place, then you will think - I would not eat that meat in a million years.

Believe me, you be doing yourself a favor by going around and seeing and smelling how bad they really make this world.

The food being bad, full of sodium, the fake ingrediates and anything else, that makes you put on all the phony smelling crap in the first place. You may need it now for your economy and I am not saying that, but grubier you need to go.

You need to be real people and girls first. The idea of makeup and all that crap starting to happen is just a puberty response to a world you really do like, and then you wish to cover it up, and make it worse.

Learn some real thinking, please.
And learn what live and love and real smells really should be.
Be a leader, and quit looking for false leaders or someone to follow or divine about. It is just another human on the planet and grandma on the farm did not fret about that. That is what made her so good and all the good baking that came out of her.

Grow up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 508827


well, I didn't see anyone asking for cologne or aftershave..just a shower! If you want to see unreal, look at the women's body/anti body thread.. there they make a big deal about butts, boobs, and all sorts of things no one can do much about!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 508827
11/1/2009 1:53 PM
Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies?Quote

Men, quit having farts and those smells. Really you are what you eat and no, you are being gross with all the crap in your body.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 765939
11/1/2009 1:54 PM
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Even worse than long toenails are long fingernails. Long dirty fingernails are gross.

I don't care for skinny guys either. I prefer a little too much weight than too little. I don't want to be able to throw my guy over my shoulder when it's time for nookie.

I suppose Chatta the conjoined twin would be okay, so long as his fingernails are trimmed and he weighs more than a buck sixty.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 803742
11/1/2009 1:56 PM
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Gross feet. They're really not hard to take care of -- just go get a basic pedicure if they're really bad, then maintain them yourself at home.

Phlegm. I dated a guy who used to hoark it up all the frigging time, which made me refuse to kiss him, which killed the relationship. Constant spitting is the same thing.

Really, that's about it. I haven't dated an overweight guy, so I can't really comment about that. Guys, hygiene is probably THE MOST IMPORTANT thing; you don't want your woman to be repulsed by you.
CuriouslyIncognito
User ID: 808026
11/1/2009 1:59 PM
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Ladies,

Dreadlocks?
I think mine are sweet, but what do y'all think?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802683



my daughters love dreads on a guy :) ( I dont let them date yet)

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 777135
11/1/2009 2:05 PM
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Most women today would likely fall head over heels for a real live cave man. These guys ate raw meat and vegetables... never bathed but the powerful live enzymes from these raw foods kept every cell in his body extraordianrily "clean"... much cleaner than a modern guy could hope to get. On top of it all he was ripped to the gills, with incredible staying power, length and girth.

It was a great time to be alive.
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