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Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies?
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807792
11/1/2009 2:11 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Ladies,
Dreadlocks?
I think mine are sweet, but what do y'all think?
my daughters love dreads on a guy :) ( I dont let them date yet)
yeah, but you had a "latin loafer" for yourself, so your daughter prolly has the same taste for zoodirt.
dreads are usually found on chimps, right? Don't recall seeing them on our side of barnyard.  |
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STAN IS LOVE!
User ID: 804551
11/1/2009 2:11 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
dingle berries so shave that ass hole...toe jam so clipp those toe nails...bad breath so clean your mouth at leastr 2x a day...smelly pits so wash daily...sweaty cock...wear looser or no undies...gassy death bombs...really we don't think dutch ovens are funny...smelly feet...foot powder and fresh socks every day...fat guts...ewwwww...never allow the fat gut...and if you have it right now get rid of it...take a shower everyday...just because you don't smell the stench doesn't mean others can't... Quoting: Sofia
Holy Shit! What kind of men have you been dating! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807792
11/1/2009 2:12 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Most women today would likely fall head over heels for a real live cave man. These guys ate raw meat and vegetables... never bathed but the powerful live enzymes from these raw foods kept every cell in his body extraordianrily "clean"... much cleaner than a modern guy could hope to get. On top of it all he was ripped to the gills, with incredible staying power, length and girth.
It was a great time to be alive. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 777135
yeah, and they were about 3 feet tall, weren't they?  |
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me
User ID: 781996
11/1/2009 2:14 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
A man who doesn't wash his hands after using the rest room is a turn off. Women don't want men touching them with all kinds of germs on their hands. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807792
11/1/2009 2:16 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
dingle berries so shave that ass hole...toe jam so clipp those toe nails...bad breath so clean your mouth at leastr 2x a day...smelly pits so wash daily...sweaty cock...wear looser or no undies...gassy death bombs...really we don't think dutch ovens are funny...smelly feet...foot powder and fresh socks every day...fat guts...ewwwww...never allow the fat gut...and if you have it right now get rid of it...take a shower everyday...just because you don't smell the stench doesn't mean others can't...
Holy Shit! What kind of men have you been dating! Quoting: STAN IS LOVE! 804551
Middle Eastern from the sound of it, but if they clean up all of a sudden, they may be about to "martyr" themselves, so ya gotta work fast! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807792
11/1/2009 2:17 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
A man who doesn't wash his hands after using the rest room is a turn off. Women don't want men touching them with all kinds of germs on their hands. Quoting: me 781996
saw a study that revealed the HANDLES going into public bathrooms, often held more pathogens than the toliet seats in the bathrooms, themselves... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 768208
11/1/2009 2:29 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Even worse than long toenails are long fingernails. Long dirty fingernails are gross.
I don't care for skinny guys either. I prefer a little too much weight than too little. I don't want to be able to throw my guy over my shoulder when it's time for nookie.
I suppose Chatta the conjoined twin would be okay, so long as his fingernails are trimmed and he weighs more than a buck sixty. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 765939
It's a very rare woman who takes care of herself after she gets married and has kids. Then they think they have a free pass to not care with how they look. They wear gym clothes, cut there hair into a "mom" look, get fat, watch Oparah and generally quit trying to look sexy at all. You can tell a married mom from a mile away.
On top of that...there is nothing more unattractive than watching a woman yelling and getting after her kids...yuck! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802124
11/1/2009 2:48 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
It's a very rare woman who takes care of herself after she gets married and has kids. Then they think they have a free pass to not care with how they look. They wear gym clothes, cut there hair into a "mom" look, get fat, watch Oparah and generally quit trying to look sexy at all. You can tell a married mom from a mile away.
On top of that...there is nothing more unattractive than watching a woman yelling and getting after her kids...yuck! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 768208
I really don't think they give a shit about attracting you when they are chasing after their kids.
Getting a good night's sleep is more important than sex to tired moms. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802124
11/1/2009 2:52 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Why do I get the feeling that women tend to think men stink? Are we really that dirty? Doesn't that cause some paradox or something in that many women tend to find a man who looks like he was working sexy? I mean, how do you physically work and not stink? Or is it simply a pleasant view from across the room that is quickly ruined once you approach and breech the scent barrier?
Every girlfriend I ever had claimed to love the way I smelled once I got home from work - like oil, grease, and sweat (of course that was probably why those women in particular where my girlfriends). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 608696
Everyone is different. Personally, clean body turns me on more. But other women might be different.
I also don't feel sexy myself if my own body isn't fresh from the shower. Guess that would explain my preference for a clean man. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 793413
11/1/2009 2:54 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
damn if I gotta do this much work, I'll just go gay! Sure, no tits but the bj's are better! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 769446
11/1/2009 3:05 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
damn if I gotta do this much work, I'll just go gay! Sure, no tits but the bj's are better! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 793413
+1 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 343571
11/1/2009 3:05 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Find the right man and you'll love every inch of him,warts and all. It all has to do with that special feeling that one gets when in love. If you find some or any part of him repelling, it just isn't ment to be. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 754773
11/1/2009 5:08 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
It's a very rare woman who takes care of herself after she gets married and has kids. Then they think they have a free pass to not care with how they look. They wear gym clothes, cut there hair into a "mom" look, get fat, watch Oparah and generally quit trying to look sexy at all. You can tell a married mom from a mile away.
On top of that...there is nothing more unattractive than watching a woman yelling and getting after her kids...yuck! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 768208
wrong thread doom ass |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807310
11/1/2009 5:26 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Everyone is different. Personally, clean body turns me on more. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802124
Ditto! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808136
11/1/2009 5:31 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Why do I get the feeling that women tend to think men stink? Are we really that dirty? Doesn't that cause some paradox or something in that many women tend to find a man who looks like he was working sexy? I mean, how do you physically work and not stink? Or is it simply a pleasant view from across the room that is quickly ruined once you approach and breech the scent barrier?
Every girlfriend I ever had claimed to love the way I smelled once I got home from work - like oil, grease, and sweat (of course that was probably why those women in particular where my girlfriends). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 608696
Women have a better sense of smell than men. And yes, the sweat of a hard day's work is a turn-on, but it depends on the man; I loved my ex's natural scent. Have not been able to get near another man since we split, they all smell bad to me in comparison.
Dirty unwashed butt is the worst smell, whether on a kid or a woman or a man. |
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Enaid nli
User ID: 515273
11/1/2009 5:31 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
They don't come with remote controls.
Mow the lawn button.
Stop snoring button.
The list is endless.
;) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807310
11/1/2009 5:34 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
damn if I gotta do this much work, I'll just go gay! Sure, no tits but the bj's are better! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 793413
And there are a LOT of guys who would love to take you up on that. I know of a ton -- especially if you're hetero or unsure! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 499484
11/1/2009 5:35 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
People are far too obsessed with appearance these days.. why anyone is still reaching for that "perfect" image.. fuck it, we are still humans afterall |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 763552
11/1/2009 5:36 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Find the right man and you'll love every inch of him,warts and all. It all has to do with that special feeling that one gets when in love. If you find some or any part of him repelling, it just isn't ment to be. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 343571
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 763552
11/1/2009 5:38 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
People are far too obsessed with appearance these days.. why anyone is still reaching for that "perfect" image.. fuck it, we are still humans afterall Quoting: Anonymous Coward 499484
I don't give two shits if a woman cares if I haven't shaved in two or three days. Find someone else then. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808019
11/1/2009 5:40 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
damn if I gotta do this much work, I'll just go gay! Sure, no tits but the bj's are better!
And there are a LOT of guys who would love to take you up on that. I know of a ton -- especially if you're hetero or unsure! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807310
ALL guys are gay, or potentially gay, these days.
Except me! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807310
11/1/2009 5:43 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
ALL guys are gay, or potentially gay, these days.
Except me! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808019
LOL
We know "they" are. |
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bed 
down master
User ID: 628959
11/1/2009 5:43 PM
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testes are just gross. God should have tucked them in somewhere, all nice and neat. |
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Ozicell
User ID: 807605
11/1/2009 5:55 PM
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Why do I get the feeling that women tend to think men stink? Are we really that dirty? Doesn't that cause some paradox or something in that many women tend to find a man who looks like he was working sexy? I mean, how do you physically work and not stink? Or is it simply a pleasant view from across the room that is quickly ruined once you approach and breech the scent barrier?
Every girlfriend I ever had claimed to love the way I smelled once I got home from work - like oil, grease, and sweat (of course that was probably why those women in particular where my girlfriends).
Women have a better sense of smell than men. And yes, the sweat of a hard day's work is a turn-on, but it depends on the man; I loved my ex's natural scent. Have not been able to get near another man since we split, they all smell bad to me in comparison.
Dirty unwashed butt is the worst smell, whether on a kid or a woman or a man. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808136
Interesting! Yes I have observed that a woman's sense of smell is far more acute than a man's. My wife always smells odours that I can't detect and body odour is one of them. I am a part time masseur and body odour is one thing I can't abide especially on me! Several years ago, I picked up a germ from a client – don’t know who, and the slightest scratch on my skin would erupt into boil like infections. When I realised what was happening, I changed my washing and showering cleanser to a surgical grade hand and body wash. Before having a shower, I lather my body, clean my teeth and have a shave, so the cleanser has time to work. This not only cleared up the bug but also got rid of ALL offensive body odours!! I haven’t used deodorant for years, my feet no longer smell and generally my skin is healthy! My wife swears that I don’t smell even after a hard days manual labour and I do a lot of that!
So you want to control BO and foot odour? Get yourself some surgical wash and get rid of your normal soaps and cleansers! The normal stuff just doesn’t work.
That which is has already been, And what is to be has already been. Quote: King Solomon. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808019
11/1/2009 5:56 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
testes are just gross. God should have tucked them in somewhere, all nice and neat. Quoting: bed
They have to hang outside the body cavity for cooling purposes.
Otherwise the sperm would just die, and you wouldn't be able to have any babies. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808186
11/1/2009 5:59 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
ALL guys are gay, or potentially gay, these days. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808019
Fuck off they are! It must be some kind of new perversion that is overtaking young people these days. heaps of my mates seem to be bi/curious but i'm straight as straight can be. The though of being with a man makes me physically sick. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808019
11/1/2009 6:00 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
testes are just gross. God should have tucked them in somewhere, all nice and neat.
They have to hang outside the body cavity for cooling purposes.
Otherwise the sperm would just die, and you wouldn't be able to have any babies. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808019
Anyway, there are plenty of women who love to play with a nice set of smoothly shaved nuts, kissing, licking, and sniffing their lightly nutty aroma!
So there! |
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Ozicell
User ID: 807605
11/1/2009 6:01 PM
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testes are just gross. God should have tucked them in somewhere, all nice and neat. Quoting: bed
Yeah I agree! Bad design if you ask me. They are vuneralble and at times, they are just plain uncomfortable! But I guess they are a necessary evil.  !
Last Edited by Ozicell on 11/1/2009 at 6:02 PM
That which is has already been, And what is to be has already been. Quote: King Solomon. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808187
11/1/2009 6:02 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Snoring!! Seems like most men snore so damn loud. |
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Ozicell
User ID: 807605
11/1/2009 6:06 PM
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I don't like a man who doesn't take pride in his appearance.like he can't be bothered to shave,etc.. I mean damn if we gotta look good for you,why can't you guys do the same for us?
When this cave man shit start? I recall as a child all the men I knew growing up around always took care of their appearances. Why have ya'll gotten so friggin' lazy? Quoting: hawk8414
I agree but it's not only appearances it's also personal hygiene! 
That which is has already been, And what is to be has already been. Quote: King Solomon. |
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