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Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies?
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808281
11/1/2009 8:26 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
When I was younger, I had a rule to never date a man whose ass was smaller than mine (I weighed 110 at the time). I think it's still a good rule. I don't like skinny men. I like sturdy men. Not fat mind you, but sturdy. And tall. And with nice feet (very important to me - I just like to look at them, that's all, not get freaky or anything). If a man's feet turned me off, as in unkempt, his clothes would probably be going back on, so I always said something like, "Wouldn't you be more comfortable if you took off your shoes? Please make yourself at home." Just a matter of personal preference, but nasty feet have always been a deal breaker for me.
My husband of 22 years has beautiful feet. I still enjoy looking at them and I let him know that.
And I like men who aren't very hairy, but that's just personal preference. My very beautiful younger sister loves a hairy man. The harrier, the better. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807481
11/1/2009 8:27 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
i find this a silly thread and wonder why it's so popular?? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 787970
11/1/2009 8:29 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Most women today would likely fall head over heels for a real live cave man. These guys ate raw meat and vegetables... never bathed but the powerful live enzymes from these raw foods kept every cell in his body extraordianrily "clean"... much cleaner than a modern guy could hope to get. On top of it all he was ripped to the gills, with incredible staying power, length and girth.
It was a great time to be alive. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 777135
And you were there? How do you know? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808281
11/1/2009 8:31 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
uncut toenails & back hair.
Years ago, I *really* liked a guy who had both these attributes. I could not deal but I could also not ask him to change these things.
He is a self-made millionaire now, with probably long toenails and back hair, and has a wife who seems happy as a clam.
I still could not deal, money or no.
You fool.
You coulda bin a contenduh! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808019
Nope, he also had a very small mushroom looking dick too. Sorry. Deal breakers all around. I am happy that his wife can be happy with all of these things and enjoy their lifestyle. I could not. I could've chosen to, but I would honestly rather be right here, right now as I am right now than do it for the *money.* That is not fair to the woman or the man. Plus, I haven't done too damn bad for myself.
We all have our values. I stay true to myself. Do you? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807481
11/1/2009 8:32 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
I'm going to "do" this thread just to say I did it.
I cannot stand a guy who refuses to keep his toenails trimmed! I HATE THAT!
And my ex husband was one of those! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808019
11/1/2009 8:33 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
uncut toenails & back hair.
Years ago, I *really* liked a guy who had both these attributes. I could not deal but I could also not ask him to change these things.
He is a self-made millionaire now, with probably long toenails and back hair, and has a wife who seems happy as a clam.
I still could not deal, money or no.
You fool.
You coulda bin a contenduh!
Nope, he also had a very small mushroom looking dick too. Sorry. Deal breakers all around. I am happy that his wife can be happy with all of these things and enjoy their lifestyle. I could not. I could've chosen to, but I would honestly rather be right here, right now as I am right now than do it for the *money.* That is not fair to the woman or the man. Plus, I haven't done too damn bad for myself.
We all have our values. I stay true to myself. Do you? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808281
Absolutely!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 466677
11/1/2009 8:33 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
dingle berries so shave that ass hole...toe jam so clipp those toe nails...bad breath so clean your mouth at leastr 2x a day...smelly pits so wash daily...sweaty cock...wear looser or no undies...gassy death bombs...really we don't think dutch ovens are funny...smelly feet...foot powder and fresh socks every day...fat guts...ewwwww...never allow the fat gut...and if you have it right now get rid of it...take a shower everyday...just because you don't smell the stench doesn't mean others can't... Quoting: Sofia
You Got It!!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 604408
11/1/2009 8:34 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Their minds. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 795440
second that!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 794197
11/1/2009 8:35 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
bad breath or bad teeth. eeewwwwww |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808281
11/1/2009 8:36 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
uncut toenails & back hair.
Years ago, I *really* liked a guy who had both these attributes. I could not deal but I could also not ask him to change these things.
He is a self-made millionaire now, with probably long toenails and back hair, and has a wife who seems happy as a clam.
I still could not deal, money or no.
You fool.
You coulda bin a contenduh!
Nope, he also had a very small mushroom looking dick too. Sorry. Deal breakers all around. I am happy that his wife can be happy with all of these things and enjoy their lifestyle. I could not. I could've chosen to, but I would honestly rather be right here, right now as I am right now than do it for the *money.* That is not fair to the woman or the man. Plus, I haven't done too damn bad for myself.
We all have our values. I stay true to myself. Do you? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808281
Forgot to add that I always thought this man was/is a genius and have huge respect for him in what he's done in his life. But his personal hygiene used to be wanting. Maybe his wife found a way to tell him lovingly about some things. I don't want to sound like a huge jerk, but there are some things you can deal with and some things you just can't. I am happy with my much poorer husband of 22 years who has none of the above-mentioned turn-off attributes. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 753517
11/1/2009 8:49 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
i find this a silly thread and wonder why it's so popular?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 807481
Just a brief distraction from the doom. My list?
Schwetty Balls
Chewed up cuticles
Dirty nails
Unflossed teeth, no dental work
Menz, grooming is more than a shower. |
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emerald_glow
User ID: 379016
11/1/2009 11:28 PM
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Ladies,
Dreadlocks?
I think mine are sweet, but what do y'all think? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802683
No! Sideburns: yes |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808393
11/1/2009 11:40 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
The only one of these that is an issue for me is my feet. I like to go bare foot or wear flip floops which causes my heals to get rough and my toe nails grow fast.
My lady mentioned it to me and offered to take care of my feet because she loved my long toes and high arch.
After making my feet soft as my butt and toe nails that looked professionally done...I married her and she still takes care of me and I take care of her wants and needs. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 786278
11/2/2009 12:02 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Don't love that musky smelly odor of a man and the pungent smell of his feet. Smells good to me. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 786278
11/2/2009 12:05 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
I love guys who don't shave for 2 or 3 days or have a five o'clock shadow. |
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nurse 68
User ID: 808404
11/2/2009 4:54 AM
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The fact they have the power of speech and so many of them mistakenly think they have something intelligent to say
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
-Jimi Hendrix
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mohandas Gandhi |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808495
11/2/2009 5:03 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
What if one had a psychic atrophied conjoined twin named "Chatta"? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802683
not too many arnie fans on, it seems, lol |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808495
11/2/2009 5:06 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Speaking as a guy, I really hope everyone on here who posts from the caveman point of view (you know, who/what I mean, lol) would wise up to one simple fact. You get more pussy if you appeal to the opposite (or same, no prejudice here ) sex, lol.
Oh, and by 'appeal' I don't mean plead.  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 777834
11/2/2009 5:23 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
THIS IS EXACTLY The reason husbands cheat, you dumb broad! If you can't handle the kids, get a nanny to help you! Unless you married a real looser who's making minimum wage (Gawd help you both if that's the case) and cannot afford it. Most men would GLADLY fork over the cash to have their wife looking good, and fucking their brains out on a daily or semi-daily basis. It it takes a nanny for the kids and help with the household cleaning/cooking - then so be it! It's FAR cheaper than a property settlement/ child support / spousal maintenance, etc. And then you're going to be spending his money to look good to catch another husband (maybe) if you can still snag one with three kids in tow! Better to keep the first one, spend what it takes to remain the little doll you were when he first looked at you and said "I DO". Yes, takes money, time, diet, exercise, and maybe plastic surgery at some point. But two things will happen. He'll still be interested and you'll be available when he is - AND he's gonna know (if only in the back recesses of his head) that you "could" go find a new mate if need be! And nothing turns a man on like something most of his buddies want and would jump in a NY second! And knowing that you don't give them (the buddies) a second glance even when they're palavering after your ass - is even HOTTER! Male ego is a vicious rotten thing - but if he's got a pair of balls, he's got one. Don't fight it. Use it to your own benefit! Smart girls get everything they want, and even a loving spouse who takes damned good care of them, the kids, and himself. Dumb girls get divorced when he's fucking someone who looks like you did once upon a time...
Remember that! It's far easier to keep him interested than to go thru splitting the sheets and then trying to find someone new! At about the 25 year point some couples are still going strong, still having hot sex and still look like they're in their 30's. Others are old, tired, and don't bother fucking each other any longer. And then the wife or husband is saying "How could he/she cheat on me?" Easy Answer: you've turned into a fat ugly toad and who would want to screw you any longer? Answer: NO ONE unless they were desperate or drunk or both! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 642285
Luckily not everyone is as shallow and self absorbed as you. After 26 years of marriage my husband has gained fifty pounds and went from a full head of hair to pretty much bald. Doesn't matter a bit to me. I married him because of his great personality and caring nature. I've gained ten pounds and a few gray hairs over the years. Doesn't matter. He still loves me. Maybe someday you'll be lucky enough to find true love. I kind of doubt it though. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 687223
11/2/2009 6:02 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
this thread is so DISGUSTING!!!  |
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Tracy
User ID: 662749
11/2/2009 6:18 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Beer bellies |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808520
11/2/2009 6:20 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
smelly pits so wash daily...sweaty cock... Quoting: Sofia
dont you mean sweaty pits and smelly cock? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 687223
11/2/2009 6:31 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
how about an unwashed cock a day after ejac? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808541
11/2/2009 6:43 AM | |
C.c
User ID: 699564
11/2/2009 6:52 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
A man that is being willingly strangled by the apron strings. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 687223
11/2/2009 6:59 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
quality status, current thread: UP AND RISING. |
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hawk8414
User ID: 773349
11/2/2009 9:15 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Hey I just wish the real men would take better care of themselves. If they want us to look like beauty queens 24/7, then what's your excuse fellas? And don't give us that BS line, "I don't have the time." You'd better make the time to keep yourselves clean and healthy. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, right?
Heavily medicated for your safety! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808601
11/2/2009 9:20 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Most women today would likely fall head over heels for a real live cave man. These guys ate raw meat and vegetables... never bathed but the powerful live enzymes from these raw foods kept every cell in his body extraordianrily "clean"... much cleaner than a modern guy could hope to get. On top of it all he was ripped to the gills, with incredible staying power, length and girth.
It was a great time to be alive. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 777135
this is true. the more healthy you are, the less artificial leaning you must do. your body keeps itself clean, just like cats. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 69144
11/2/2009 9:24 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
dreads are aweful. It tells me he is a dirt bag that is just scraping by. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 800585
11/2/2009 9:24 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Why do I get the feeling that women tend to think men stink? Are we really that dirty? Doesn't that cause some paradox or something in that many women tend to find a man who looks like he was working sexy? I mean, how do you physically work and not stink? Or is it simply a pleasant view from across the room that is quickly ruined once you approach and breech the scent barrier?
Every girlfriend I ever had claimed to love the way I smelled once I got home from work - like oil, grease, and sweat (of course that was probably why those women in particular where my girlfriends).
Women have a better sense of smell than men. And yes, the sweat of a hard day's work is a turn-on, but it depends on the man; I loved my ex's natural scent. Have not been able to get near another man since we split, they all smell bad to me in comparison.
Dirty unwashed butt is the worst smell, whether on a kid or a woman or a man.
Interesting! Yes I have observed that a woman's sense of smell is far more acute than a man's. My wife always smells odours that I can't detect and body odour is one of them. I am a part time masseur and body odour is one thing I can't abide especially on me! Several years ago, I picked up a germ from a client – don’t know who, and the slightest scratch on my skin would erupt into boil like infections. When I realised what was happening, I changed my washing and showering cleanser to a surgical grade hand and body wash. Before having a shower, I lather my body, clean my teeth and have a shave, so the cleanser has time to work. This not only cleared up the bug but also got rid of ALL offensive body odours!! I haven’t used deodorant for years, my feet no longer smell and generally my skin is healthy! My wife swears that I don’t smell even after a hard days manual labour and I do a lot of that!
So you want to control BO and foot odour? Get yourself some surgical wash and get rid of your normal soaps and cleansers! The normal stuff just doesn’t work. Quoting: Ozicell
As an intellectual and individual who has altered his diet to the extremes of human tolerance, your reference to "surgical grade hand and body wash" came as something genuinely new.
I am, however, dismayed you did not indicate where you purchased such items, what the specific names you used were, nor did you indicate whether or not they can be purchased locally or online.
Please elaborate further with more information regarding what you used. This will personally aide me in finally ridding myself of the parasitical organism's waste on my body as they continue to die off internally. |
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