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Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies?
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 800585
11/2/2009 9:48 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Why do I get the feeling that women tend to think men stink? Are we really that dirty? Doesn't that cause some paradox or something in that many women tend to find a man who looks like he was working sexy? I mean, how do you physically work and not stink? Or is it simply a pleasant view from across the room that is quickly ruined once you approach and breech the scent barrier?
Every girlfriend I ever had claimed to love the way I smelled once I got home from work - like oil, grease, and sweat (of course that was probably why those women in particular where my girlfriends).
Women have a better sense of smell than men. And yes, the sweat of a hard day's work is a turn-on, but it depends on the man; I loved my ex's natural scent. Have not been able to get near another man since we split, they all smell bad to me in comparison.
Dirty unwashed butt is the worst smell, whether on a kid or a woman or a man.
Interesting! Yes I have observed that a woman's sense of smell is far more acute than a man's. My wife always smells odours that I can't detect and body odour is one of them. I am a part time masseur and body odour is one thing I can't abide especially on me! Several years ago, I picked up a germ from a client – don’t know who, and the slightest scratch on my skin would erupt into boil like infections. When I realised what was happening, I changed my washing and showering cleanser to a surgical grade hand and body wash. Before having a shower, I lather my body, clean my teeth and have a shave, so the cleanser has time to work. This not only cleared up the bug but also got rid of ALL offensive body odours!! I haven’t used deodorant for years, my feet no longer smell and generally my skin is healthy! My wife swears that I don’t smell even after a hard days manual labour and I do a lot of that!
So you want to control BO and foot odour? Get yourself some surgical wash and get rid of your normal soaps and cleansers! The normal stuff just doesn’t work.
As an intellectual and individual who has altered his diet to the extremes of human tolerance, your reference to "surgical grade hand and body wash" came as something genuinely new.
I am, however, dismayed you did not indicate where you purchased such items, what the specific names you used were, nor did you indicate whether or not they can be purchased locally or online.
Please elaborate further with more information regarding what you used. This will personally aide me in finally ridding myself of the parasitical organism's waste on my body as they continue to die off internally. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 800585
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Enaid 
User ID: 515273
11/2/2009 9:51 AM
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The fact they have the power of speech and so many of them mistakenly think they have something intelligent to say Quoting: nurse 68
LMAO!!!
This is the best quote so far. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808626
11/2/2009 9:53 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
When I was younger, I had a rule to never date a man whose ass was smaller than mine (I weighed 110 at the time). I think it's still a good rule. I don't like skinny men. I Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808281
Fuck you slut. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808626
11/2/2009 9:57 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
When I was younger, I had a rule to never date a man whose ass was smaller than mine (I weighed 110 at the time). I think it's still a good rule. I don't like skinny men. I
Fuck you slut. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808626
no offense... or actually, OFFENSE. I'm a skinny guy, you don't like it? wanna make it personal? go get fucked. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 464288
11/2/2009 10:04 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
It's a very rare woman who takes care of herself after she gets married and has kids. Then they think they have a free pass to not care with how they look. They wear gym clothes, cut there hair into a "mom" look, get fat, watch Oparah and generally quit trying to look sexy at all. You can tell a married mom from a mile away.
On top of that...there is nothing more unattractive than watching a woman yelling and getting after her kids...yuck!
I really don't think they give a shit about attracting you when they are chasing after their kids.
Getting a good night's sleep is more important than sex to tired moms. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802124
Hence, THE PROBLEM. |
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hawk8414
User ID: 773349
11/2/2009 10:12 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
No, the problem is that most men won't run after their kids, they always say the same thing,"Where's your mother?" And if you don't think women are supposed to be tired after trying to be Superwoman all day long, you're insane.
Heavily medicated for your safety! |
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Princess Bride
User ID: 808599
11/2/2009 10:14 AM
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I'm just annoyed with whatever parts of them that keep chasing the cats off my porch.
Heart of the heroes, ride.
Up through an empty house of stars,
Being what heart you are,
Up the inhuman steeps of space
As on a staircase go in grace,
Carrying the firelight on your face
Beyond the loneliest star.
"The Ballad Of The White Horse,"
G. K. Chesterton
This is the generation of that great LEVIATHAN, or rather, to speak more reverently, of that mortal god to which we owe, under the immortal God, our peace and defence.
Thomas Hobbes |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 676821
11/2/2009 10:17 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
I didn't read all the replies, but I won't look twice at a man that has manicured hands, has had facials, colors his hair, goes golfing every night and wears penny loafers - yuck.
I'm looking for real -
I want a man who can fix something that breaks (the hands tell it all) - does a hard days work. And, I don't mind a midnight shadow, back hair, body hair - I think it's gross when a man shaves bald...
I'm want real, not superficial.
And please........ I can't stand seeing your underwear hanging out of the back of your pants - put on a BELT~ and who gives a flying flip about 200 sneakers. Get some work boots and GET A JOB~! |
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hawk8414
User ID: 773349
11/2/2009 10:30 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
It's obvious these men have alot of work to do in the keeping clean hygiene and good grooming dept. Sorry boys, but if you can dish it out, then you must be able to take it.
Heavily medicated for your safety! |
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Nailer45
User ID: 808076
11/2/2009 10:41 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
here is something for the ladies.
Installing a Husband,
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support |
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Nailer45
User ID: 808076
11/2/2009 10:59 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Hey I just wish the real men would take better care of themselves. If they want us to look like beauty queens 24/7, then what's your excuse fellas? And don't give us that BS line, "I don't have the time." You'd better make the time to keep yourselves clean and healthy. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, right? Quoting: hawk8414
correct, I shave my wifes legs, pits ,pubes and she shaves my face , pubes ,unwanted chest hair( her decision) and then we take a shower washing each others bodies and when showered and clean off to the bedroom for some great fun.
shower every day ,make sure I am clean and smell good for my wife . |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808557
11/2/2009 11:04 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
The fact they have the power of speech and so many of them mistakenly think they have something intelligent to say
LMAO!!!
This is the best quote so far. Quoting: Enaid
Did you just tell me to shut up? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808679
11/2/2009 11:05 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
if i've learned one thing from this thread its to keep the toenails clipped. whodathukit? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 645848
11/2/2009 11:21 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
A daily shower, flossed and brushed teeth and trimmed nails. No matter how good looking, well dressed or clean someone is, a grump is a deal breaker.
Fella's... if you have a problem with foot odor, it might be your shoes that are causing it. I had a pair of newbalance shoes that smelled awful. The company said they were entry level shoes (purchased at shoe carnival) and replaced them for me. Some other inexpensive shoes do the same thing.
If it's not the shoes, a zinc lozenge 2-3 times a week helps a lot. (too much intake of zinc over time might/could cause digestive upset) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 805407
11/2/2009 11:21 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
I hate men's feet. You all have some nasty ass feet. They're all hairy and your big toes are huge. If my husband wants to gross me out all he has to do is rub his feet on me. Blech. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808701
11/2/2009 11:36 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
it's good to know that the modern woman is not the slightest bit shallow... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808715
11/2/2009 11:51 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Beards,feet with nasty toenails and big bellys |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808677
11/2/2009 11:54 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
men hands in their pants holding their penis like it was the best things in the world. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 805179
11/2/2009 11:56 AM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
here is something for the ladies.
Installing a Husband,
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
<snip> Quoting: Nailer45
lmao
That's priceless Nailer45!
The only common male flaw I've ever found particularly offensive is dirty hands (and feet) with jagged, untrimmed nails. Not only is it ugly, but kills desire when a scratch or infection results from this lack of good hygiene.
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ac
User ID: 768056
11/2/2009 12:03 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
A drippy penis. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 807293
11/2/2009 12:11 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
There's no harddrive place at GLP to make a proper list answering the question! LOL |
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LOVE IT ALL 'CEPT THIS:
User ID: 616315
11/2/2009 12:11 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
YOU KNOW WOMEN, THAT ONCE YOU BECOME DRIED UP CRONES AND WIDOWS...YOU WILL THINK BACK TO THE DAYS YOU HAD A STINKY BIG BELLY WITH YELLOW TOENAILS CLINGING TO YOU IN YER BED
AND MISS IT
NOT MUCH I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT ( KEEPING SEPARATE BATHROOMS IS A MUST GIRLS IN CO ED BLISS )
I LIKE SMELLS AND HAIRY BODS, AS IT REMINDS ME I AM WITH SOMEONE WITH A BIT MORE TEXTURE THAN MYSELF. ESP. AFTER THEY WORK AND RIPPLE THE MUSCLES.
HELL I CAN EVEN HANDLE UNDERWEAR STAINS
BUT I HAVE YET TO MEET ANY MAN IN MY BED WHO DID NOT SNORE
THEY *ALL* DO IT TO EITHER A LESSER OR GREATER DEGREE
( YES I CAN SNORE TOO WHEN I AM DOG TIRED AND FALL ASLEEP MOUTH OPEN, DROOLING A BIT )
BUT THEY DO IT EVERY NIGHT, ALL NIGHT. NOT SURE WHY THEY ARE WIRED THAT WAY, BUT THE DEEPER THEY SLEEP, THE MORE THEY DO IT.
PERHAPS ITS A SIGN OF A WELL RESTED ( TUCKERED OUT FROM SEX)
MALE AND THAT A WOMAN SHOULD TAKE IT IN STRIDE. *DUBIOUS*
THIS IS WHY GOD MADE THE COUCH, SO WE CAN SNEAK OFF TO IT. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 489235
11/2/2009 12:40 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
When I was younger, I had a rule to never date a man whose ass was smaller than mine (I weighed 110 at the time). I think it's still a good rule. I don't like skinny men. I
Fuck you slut.
no offense... or actually, OFFENSE. I'm a skinny guy, you don't like it? wanna make it personal? go get fucked. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808626
I prefer skinny men. I've found that they have bigger cocks. After several disappointing experiences with bigger men who looked like they'd be well endowed but turned out to have micro penises, I met my husband. I joke with him that God gave him weight in the right place! Give me a skinny guy any day over a chunky one. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 501151
11/2/2009 12:43 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Squishy men who have no muscle. Some fat is OK fellas just get to the gym sometimes k? |
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Chawlee
User ID: 808724
11/2/2009 12:45 PM
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Shit!!!! I have most of these faults. 
"Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have made a difference in the world. Marines don't have that problem."
-- President Ronald Reagan , 1985 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 790363
11/2/2009 12:57 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
Come on girls, tell the world, what is it that really turns you off guys? Is it body hair, fat gut, scruffy looks, etc... Tell these sloppy seconds how you feel,lmao! Quoting: hawk8414
I love all of it.... would lick head to toes..... all kinds...... |
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rasmussen
User ID: 383866
11/2/2009 1:33 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
My biggest complaint is with a man who isn't observant and caring about what they observe. Of course women can be overly "observant" and obsessed with confrontation and codependent about fixing people, but it's nice to be around a man whose eyes are open and can scan a room and assess how everyone is doing or feeling.
Actually, I've seen guys be more observant with their friends on guys night out; even with any ruthless teasing you can feel a mutual support and...well a love/fraternity that is very social and freeing. Sometimes these guys go home and disconnect from their wives and children and colleagues, pining after the relative high of being with their buddies.
I would speculate that this means a lot of men aren't happy with their jobs and don't have enough close male friends...maybe a hunting party cell memory or something like that, where they could be a bit wild and free, independent but together, doing something a bit dangerous but that made them feel alive...with sharpened senses, busily calculating tactics and angles, relying on each other without the distraction of competing for women or keeping them happy.
So....I'm saying I can understand why some men are disconnected at home, but it's a real pain in the ass to always fuss over everyone's feelings and have a guy just sit there moodily or not even notice that their kids are self destructive or sad, or that their wives are miserable and lonely.
I'm sure women have a cell memory too of being with piles of women all the time (and perhaps some of the tribe's gay men), not shut up at home alone with the kids, or shut up in a car, or at work surrounded by people not of her choosing. I wonder what it is that gives women that sense of being alive and free and intensely happy or focused? I think we mistakenly think it's the constant attentions of an ever-present man.
Last Edited by rasmussen on 11/2/2009 at 1:35 PM |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808378
11/2/2009 1:52 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
I don't care for skinny guys either. I prefer a little too much weight than too little. I don't want to be able to throw my guy over my shoulder when it's time for nookie. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 765939
I really don't understand this new Gen Y woman...The 'dorky looking', really skinny man is the new Marlon Brando or James Dean to them. I grew up in the 80's and 90's [I'm now 39] and we grew up with these 'old school' type of strong, cool men as our role models...[still a bit shallow on our part] but these Archetypal Alpha men were still what we fashioned ourselves after....but what the hell happened? Feminized, estrogen-pumped men are the 'new' sex symbols?
WTF? |
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shugendo ascetic master killer
User ID: 648337
11/2/2009 2:03 PM
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i look like a white bruce lee, you ladies want some of this? |
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Nailer45
User ID: 808076
11/2/2009 2:21 PM | | Re: Women, what the one thing you hate about men's bodies? | Quote |
In retaliation , I do not like skinny( under 160.lbs) women as most seem shallow self absorbed stuck up C##ts that think their shit don't stink.
Most are shallow minded bith#hes , but there are some skinny women that are pleasant to be around as they think for themselves and do not follow the trends set by hollywood or some blonde bimbo actress.
I will gladly shave my wifes legs, pubes and wash every inch of her body and pay her special attention at all times.
She enjoys it and so do I . Just start asking your man to help you shave ,shower and you do the same for him and have fun sharing your thought when doing it and you both will see changes. |
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