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My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus

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Anonymous Coward
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11/1/2009 1:34 PM
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My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
...ask her a question & I will translate her cryptic answers. :D

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 728979
11/1/2009 1:36 PM

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/1/2009 1:37 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
What sort of a question's that?!?!!? :D

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 728979
11/1/2009 1:37 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
It's poor form to 5 Star your own thread. Smart thing is to wait until one or two others have posted.

pud
User ID: 743297
11/1/2009 1:38 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Will I ever find my soulmate and have kids? pudofglp@gmail.com

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/1/2009 1:38 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Nope, I didn't star it. Maybe it was Nostrothingy?

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/1/2009 1:40 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Will I ever find my soulmate and have kids? Quoting: pud Yes. I've just had this prediction from my psychic cat: In the year of 2009, Pud will meet a girl so fine, In the town of T, At GLP, Um...and buy her roses and wine.

pud
User ID: 743297
11/1/2009 1:41 PM

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Will I ever find my soulmate and have kids? Yes. I've just had this prediction from my psychic cat: In the year of 2009, Pud will meet a girl so fine, In the town of T, At GLP, Um...and buy her roses and wine. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 365611 Thank you O' Great Cat! I will buy you cases of Fancy Feast if you're correct! pudofglp@gmail.com

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/1/2009 1:43 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Will I ever find my soulmate and have kids? Yes. I've just had this prediction from my psychic cat: In the year of 2009, Pud will meet a girl so fine, In the town of T, At GLP, Um...and buy her roses and wine. Thank you O' Great Cat! I will buy you cases of Fancy Feast if you're correct! Quoting: pud That'll be $5000, please.

anonymous coward
User ID: 807794
11/1/2009 1:45 PM

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/1/2009 1:45 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
^It's that bald bloke again...^

pud
User ID: 743297
11/1/2009 1:50 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Come on peeps, this cat knows her stuff! Will the 49ers make the playoffs this year, amazing cat? pudofglp@gmail.com

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/1/2009 1:52 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Will the 49ers make the playoffs this year, amazing cat? Quoting: pud My cat lives in the UK, and knows nothing of American football. So she says: 'Yes...and they will also win the Kentucky Derby'.

pud
User ID: 743297
11/1/2009 1:52 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
I give your cat 5 stars! You have a powerful gift, please use it for good! pudofglp@gmail.com

pud
User ID: 743297
11/1/2009 1:52 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Will the 49ers make the playoffs this year, amazing cat? My cat lives in the UK, and knows nothing of American football. So she says: 'Yes...and they will also win the Kentucky Derby'. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 365611 pudofglp@gmail.com

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 790667
11/1/2009 1:53 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
does meow mix truly deliver?

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 548111
11/1/2009 1:53 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
What does 2012 mean?

anonymous coward
User ID: 807794
11/1/2009 1:53 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Come on peeps, this cat knows her stuff! Will the 49ers make the playoffs this year, amazing cat? Quoting: pud

pud
User ID: 743297
11/1/2009 1:55 PM

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Come on peeps, this cat knows her stuff! Will the 49ers make the playoffs this year, amazing cat? Quoting: anonymous coward 807794 Do you have a psychic sheep? pudofglp@gmail.com

VVizz
User ID: 808010
11/1/2009 1:56 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
...ask her a question & I will translate her cryptic answers. :D Quoting: Anonymous Coward 365611 Miaauw, Graauw, Miauw, Miew, Mieuw, Graaaaauw All the Bestn VVizz of Ur

anonymous coward
User ID: 807794
11/1/2009 1:57 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Hi cat, your owner obviously suffers from toxoplasmose gondii. [link to abcnews.go.com]

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/1/2009 1:58 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Meow mix: I, I mean, my cat has never heard of it. Living in Britain, me and my cat can't afford such luxury foods - we eat glass, stones and beer mats. 2012: If it's on Wikipedia, my cat knows about it; if not, zilch. No doubt some GLP members' clocks are showing 20:12 right now...

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808019
11/1/2009 2:06 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Oh Great and Mysterious Feline Incarnation of Nostradamus! Will my share-buying decisions bear much fruit in the next few years? TIA, and Meeeeeee0WWW!

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/1/2009 2:08 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Will my share-buying decisions bear much fruit in the next few years? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808019 Fruit, no; money, yes. Nostrocat says: 'Remember me when you're rich.' :D

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808019
11/1/2009 2:13 PM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Will my share-buying decisions bear much fruit in the next few years? Fruit, no; money, yes. Nostrocat says: 'Remember me when you're rich.' :D Quoting: Anonymous Coward 365611 Thank you, Great Nostrocat. I will buy you ten cases of John West "No-Drain" tuna chunks, when my boat comes in! Also, I will gently scratch your cute little ears!

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/1/2009 2:15 PM

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Nostrocat prefers gold bars, really, but thanks for the thought. :D

Nostrocat Inc.
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/2/2009 11:28 AM

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What does 2012 mean? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 548111

Soledad
User ID: 677020
11/2/2009 11:43 AM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles gives 4/21/11 as the date of "Judgment Day". Are they correct, will the world end on this day?

xc
User ID: 800969
11/2/2009 11:50 AM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Since nostradamus sux at least his shallow phony predictions i think i pass your cat predictions. But beware of catsula he is real!!!!! [link to raptureponies.files.wordpress.com] [link to ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com] [link to icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com]

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802683
11/2/2009 11:53 AM

Re: My Cat is the Reincarnation of Nostrodamus	Quote
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles gives 4/21/11 as the date of "Judgment Day". Are they correct, will the world end on this day? Quoting: Soledad Yes! This can be clearly seen in Cattrane 13:4-5 Meow,meow meow; meow Meow Mew Mew Meow!, Meow, Mew Muah, mew mew Muahhahahah! You see, M=16=1+6=7 E=4+1+1+1+1=3 O=Obama=#1 W=666=1+5=4/21/11 You see now?

DeflatedCat
User ID: 365611 (OP)
11/2/2009 11:53 AM

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Since nostradamus sux at least his shallow phony predictions i think i pass your cat predictions. Quoting: xc 800969 Me and my cat are appalled at these completely true allegations! :D

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