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Pet boarding, after the rapture

 
Maximus Interruptus
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Pet boarding, after the rapture
Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.

Last Edited by Maximus Interruptus on 11/02/2009 09:33 AM
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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
How much for a goldfish? will you walk him twice daily?
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How much for a goldfish? will you walk him twice daily?
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$20....I won't walk him, I'll just keep Steve-O from swallowing him.
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dude, you'll make a FORTUNE...

fools & money.
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Funny.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
Limited time offer ! Limited space available !

GLP members get a 20% discount !
10% for any AC.

Sorry, continental USA only. But I will include Mexico.
silence is golden....
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Sorry, I don't think a person who is good enough to be raptured would leave their pets behind. Besides, the pets would be raptured first because they succeed in unconditional love.
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Sorry, I don't think a person who is good enough to be raptured would leave their pets behind. Besides, the pets would be raptured first because they succeed in unconditional love.
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time will tell. . . .
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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
I bet if you put an ad on Craigslist you would make a fortune.
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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.
 Quoting: Maximus Interruptus



MaX,
that is a great idea

But I must tell you - there will not be a rapture so perhaps you should find another way of making money.

True story:

I do not believe in the rapture - my brother does and he has several dogs.

We were discussing our different beliefs one day and he said this..
Ok I believe in the rapture, you don't. So one day when I am raptured out of here, will you feed my dogs. LOL

Should I have been insulted?

Last Edited by CountryGirl on 11/02/2009 04:50 PM
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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.



MaX,
that is a great idea

But I must tell you - there will not be a rapture so perhaps you should find another way of making money.

True story:

I do not believe in the rapture - my brother does and he has several dogs.

We were discussing our different beliefs one day and he said this..
Ok I believe in the rapture, you don't. So one day when I am raptured out of here, will you feed my dogs. LOL

Should I have been insulted?
 Quoting: CountryGirl





No, don't be insulted...
I agree with ya, it will be "us two for sure" plus pets.
silence is golden....
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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.
 Quoting: Maximus Interruptus


Now here is someone thinking on their feet...lol!!

Is the new phone number 1-800-pet hell?

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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
Limited time offer ! Limited space available !

GLP members get a 20% discount !
10% for any AC.

Sorry, continental USA only. But I will include Mexico.
 Quoting: Maximus Interruptus



No more room for horses.

Cats and dogs, can care for 21 more.

No more fish..Freshwater might be a problem.

Will take chickens, cattle and sheep for free.

Last Edited by Maximus Interruptus on 11/02/2009 05:14 PM
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LOL
George Orwell was right..Black is White, Up is Down, War is Peace...

"Never believe anything until it has been officially denied."

Yesterday is history.......Tomorrow a mystery.......Today is a gift......thats why we call it the Present!!!
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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
True story:

I do not believe in the rapture - my brother does and he has several dogs.

We were discussing our different beliefs one day and he said this..
Ok I believe in the rapture, you don't. So one day when I am raptured out of here, will you feed my dogs. LOL

Should I have been insulted?
 Quoting: CountryGirl


It would not be a Paradise if there were no animals. IMHO.
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This is adorable.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
Will take chickens, cattle and sheep for free.
 Quoting: Maximus Interruptus


This is the best idea I've heard in a long time.

LMAO! Free food for a long time...

Last Edited by Native-Alien on 11/02/2009 08:05 PM
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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
doesn't matter if a rapture happens or not....they pay up front :)


eta: No refunds. This should be sold as an insurance policy.

Last Edited by Only Me on 11/02/2009 05:31 PM
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
This is brilliant.

You know if this was marketed correctly.................
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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
Will take chickens, cattle and sheep for free.


This is the best idea I've heard in a long time.

LMAO! Free food your a long time...
 Quoting: Native-Alien





who said there's no such thing as a free lunch.

lol
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Bump for humor.
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eta: No refunds. This should be sold as an insurance policy.
 Quoting: Only Me


Can't be marketed as insurance as insurance is regulated by the States. You would have to get the approval of the state's insurance board to market it in each state you wanted to sell it in.

If you wanted to do it, do it as a prepaid service.
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Whewwww!!!!!!!!


wipes sweat from brow............. soon as I saw pet boarding, I pictured sylvester tied to a board and you running a garden hose over his nose and mouth.........
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Whewwww!!!!!!!!


wipes sweat from brow............. soon as I saw pet boarding, I pictured sylvester tied to a board and you running a garden hose over his nose and mouth.........
 Quoting: whooooaoaaaaaaa 809060


laff
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
Forget about the pets, when the rapture comes, can I have your car?
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Whewwww!!!!!!!!


wipes sweat from brow............. soon as I saw pet boarding, I pictured sylvester tied to a board and you running a garden hose over his nose and mouth.........
 Quoting: whooooaoaaaaaaa 809060


Damn. That's weird.

When I first saw this, I thought it had something to do with water boarding.
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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.
 Quoting: Maximus Interruptus


That's really funny OP. I hope you can remember this while you're going thru the Tribulation. You will be needing a little "Pick-me-up" about then.

Good luck with it.
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Re: Pet boarding, after the rapture
Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.
 Quoting: Maximus Interruptus



Friggin Genius! I'm saving this thread and the next time a rapture moron makes thread about its impending arrival...I'll point them your way!
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[link to www.raincitystory.com]
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Ok, I have two cats three dogs and an adulterer.

How much for the lot?
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Ok, I have two cats three dogs and an adulterer.

How much for the lot?
 Quoting: Paddy

lafflafflaff
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.


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