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CountryGirl User ID: 178090 Sweden 11/02/2009 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for. Quoting: Maximus InterruptusI'll board your pets for $150 each. Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing. I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap. MaX, that is a great idea But I must tell you - there will not be a rapture so perhaps you should find another way of making money. True story: I do not believe in the rapture - my brother does and he has several dogs. We were discussing our different beliefs one day and he said this.. Ok I believe in the rapture, you don't. So one day when I am raptured out of here, will you feed my dogs. LOL Should I have been insulted? Last Edited by CountryGirl on 11/02/2009 04:50 PM Gal 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth? Here in America - in GOD we still trust... Be silent! Be patient! Be quiet! Be Still! - And know that He is God. |
Maximus Interruptus (OP) User ID: 797506 United States 11/02/2009 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for. Quoting: CountryGirlI'll board your pets for $150 each. Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing. I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap. MaX, that is a great idea But I must tell you - there will not be a rapture so perhaps you should find another way of making money. True story: I do not believe in the rapture - my brother does and he has several dogs. We were discussing our different beliefs one day and he said this.. Ok I believe in the rapture, you don't. So one day when I am raptured out of here, will you feed my dogs. LOL Should I have been insulted? No, don't be insulted... I agree with ya, it will be "us two for sure" plus pets. silence is golden.... |
HardTruth User ID: 808662 United States 11/02/2009 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for. Quoting: Maximus InterruptusI'll board your pets for $150 each. Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing. I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap. Now here is someone thinking on their feet...lol!! Is the new phone number 1-800-pet hell? ___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! |
Maximus Interruptus (OP) User ID: 797506 United States 11/02/2009 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Limited time offer ! Limited space available ! Quoting: Maximus InterruptusGLP members get a 20% discount ! 10% for any AC. Sorry, continental USA only. But I will include Mexico. No more room for horses. Cats and dogs, can care for 21 more. No more fish..Freshwater might be a problem. Will take chickens, cattle and sheep for free. Last Edited by Maximus Interruptus on 11/02/2009 05:14 PM silence is golden.... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 808136 United States 11/02/2009 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | True story: Quoting: CountryGirlI do not believe in the rapture - my brother does and he has several dogs. We were discussing our different beliefs one day and he said this.. Ok I believe in the rapture, you don't. So one day when I am raptured out of here, will you feed my dogs. LOL Should I have been insulted? It would not be a Paradise if there were no animals. IMHO. |
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 239124 United States 11/02/2009 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is adorable. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Native-Alien User ID: 808916 United States 11/02/2009 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Will take chickens, cattle and sheep for free. Quoting: Maximus InterruptusThis is the best idea I've heard in a long time. LMAO! Free food for a long time... Last Edited by Native-Alien on 11/02/2009 08:05 PM |
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 239124 United States 11/02/2009 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | doesn't matter if a rapture happens or not....they pay up front :) eta: No refunds. This should be sold as an insurance policy. Last Edited by Only Me on 11/02/2009 05:31 PM Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 782814 United States 11/02/2009 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | eta: No refunds. This should be sold as an insurance policy. Quoting: Only MeCan't be marketed as insurance as insurance is regulated by the States. You would have to get the approval of the state's insurance board to market it in each state you wanted to sell it in. If you wanted to do it, do it as a prepaid service. |
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Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 725691 United States 11/02/2009 09:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whewwww!!!!!!!! Quoting: whooooaoaaaaaaa 809060wipes sweat from brow............. soon as I saw pet boarding, I pictured sylvester tied to a board and you running a garden hose over his nose and mouth......... Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Native-Alien User ID: 808916 United States 11/02/2009 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Whewwww!!!!!!!! Quoting: whooooaoaaaaaaa 809060wipes sweat from brow............. soon as I saw pet boarding, I pictured sylvester tied to a board and you running a garden hose over his nose and mouth......... Damn. That's weird. When I first saw this, I thought it had something to do with water boarding. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 809051 United States 11/02/2009 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for. Quoting: Maximus InterruptusI'll board your pets for $150 each. Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing. I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap. That's really funny OP. I hope you can remember this while you're going thru the Tribulation. You will be needing a little "Pick-me-up" about then. Good luck with it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 807378 United States 11/02/2009 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for. Quoting: Maximus InterruptusI'll board your pets for $150 each. Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing. I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap. Friggin Genius! I'm saving this thread and the next time a rapture moron makes thread about its impending arrival...I'll point them your way! |
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Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 725691 United States 11/03/2009 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, I have two cats three dogs and an adulterer. Quoting: PaddyHow much for the lot? Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |