Pet boarding, after the rapture

How much for a goldfish? will you walk him twice daily?

Sorry, I don't think a person who is good enough to be raptured would leave their pets behind. Besides, the pets would be raptured first because they succeed in unconditional love.

Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.

Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.



MaX,
that is a great idea

But I must tell you - there will not be a rapture so perhaps you should find another way of making money.

True story:

I do not believe in the rapture - my brother does and he has several dogs.

We were discussing our different beliefs one day and he said this..
Ok I believe in the rapture, you don't. So one day when I am raptured out of here, will you feed my dogs. LOL

Should I have been insulted?

Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.

Limited time offer ! Limited space available !

GLP members get a 20% discount !
10% for any AC.

Sorry, continental USA only. But I will include Mexico.

True story:

I do not believe in the rapture - my brother does and he has several dogs.

We were discussing our different beliefs one day and he said this..
Ok I believe in the rapture, you don't. So one day when I am raptured out of here, will you feed my dogs. LOL

Should I have been insulted?

Will take chickens, cattle and sheep for free.

Will take chickens, cattle and sheep for free.


This is the best idea I've heard in a long time.

LMAO! Free food your a long time...

eta: No refunds. This should be sold as an insurance policy.

Whewwww!!!!!!!!


wipes sweat from brow............. soon as I saw pet boarding, I pictured sylvester tied to a board and you running a garden hose over his nose and mouth.........

Whewwww!!!!!!!!


wipes sweat from brow............. soon as I saw pet boarding, I pictured sylvester tied to a board and you running a garden hose over his nose and mouth.........

Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.

Right after the rapture, I'll pick up you pets, and return them safety to my home, where they will be cared for.

I'll board your pets for $150 each.

Horses are more, fish are less, contact me for specific pricing.

I will not 'take' any family members that are left behind..That's their tough crap.

Ok, I have two cats three dogs and an adulterer.

How much for the lot?