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Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 208738
11/3/2009 3:18 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
my god you people are crazy....
Why else would they be on GLP??? 
and where exactly are you smart guy? arent you on glp?
Yeah, I'm crazy, ask anybody.
Well then instead of..they.. you should have used ..we.. smart guy |
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New Age Messiah
User ID: 782948
11/3/2009 3:18 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
So op
You seem to hate Jesus
You seem to hate lightworkers
You seem to hate Christians
And you seem to love israel
define yourself Quoting: Anonymous Coward 208738
1. Jesus is a made up story.
2. "Lightworkers don't know Jack" doesn't mean I hate them.
3. I hate Christians when they're being Christians, spouting the tired stupid useless garbage and pompoulsy declaring SHIT.
99% of the time Christians are just people, and they should just go ahead and make it that way 100% of the time and STFU.
4. I love Israel.
[link to www.lookyourheartinthemirror.com] |
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New Age Messiah
User ID: 782948
11/3/2009 3:21 PM | |
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 806608
11/3/2009 3:24 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
Those who know do not speak.
You are a putz. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 208738
11/3/2009 3:25 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
So what are your global wet dreams op? what would your ideal planetary future be? A world without christians , lightworkers and people that dont agree with you? |
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Yes-I-Do
User ID: 809630
11/3/2009 3:30 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
 I do too know Jack and his family...
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
Not only do I know Jack, I know his whole family!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 795584
11/3/2009 3:31 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
How many light workers it takes to change the light bulb?? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 208738
11/3/2009 3:32 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
I do too know Jack and his family...
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
Not only do I know Jack, I know his whole family!
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Richard Strong 
User ID: 471457
11/3/2009 3:33 PM
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How many light workers it takes to change the light bulb?? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 795584
Trick question! None have ever changed one...they are too busy trying to find a fucking 'Meeting place' to post on. |
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New Age Messiah
User ID: 782948
11/3/2009 3:35 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
So what are your global wet dreams op? what would your ideal planetary future be? A world without christians , lightworkers and people that dont agree with you? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 208738
Reality is God. When you pretend or lie, you cease to exist you die. That was my motto, and that's ultimate truth.
So just quit pretending "Jesus" was some mega inspiration, he's an asshole as they portray him. And the God of the Bible is also a psycho tyrant, that "God" and the "family fued" is the appendix of the world, so to speak, contaminated and ready to pop and it could kill us all.
That's only my role, to show that those religions are stupid. Mother Nature Goddess laws are written on our HEARTS and we know it when we look at an innocent child. You can't teach someone how to be innocent, nor can you command them to be.
Knowing this isn't automatically going to make the world lollypops and gumdrops, but it will bring us down to earth and get us out of our terrifying apocolytic venomous wars based on who God is.
[link to www.lookyourheartinthemirror.com] |
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New Age Messiah
User ID: 782948
11/3/2009 3:38 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
How many light workers it takes to change the light bulb??
Trick question! None have ever changed one...they are too busy trying to find a fucking 'Meeting place' to post on. Quoting: Richard Strong
[link to www.lookyourheartinthemirror.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 701482
11/3/2009 3:38 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
i have found that some of the self proclaimed 'new agers' whatever they are called are the most pretentious, selfish people who have ulterior motives..similar to the volvo/prius driving self righteous vegan yuppies who plow through the aisles at whole foods expecting everyone to accomodate them..
that being said there are some good folks 'enlightened' but they don't profess it so.
besides if all the lightworkers met together wouldn't that create a spike in global warming with all that light and energy?
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Blitz
Warrior of the Light
User ID: 806497
11/3/2009 3:58 PM
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besides if all the lightworkers met together wouldn't that create a spike in global warming with all that light and energy?
You don't need to be in the same room to laminate the world. It's happening together from a distance.
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Open your mind. Your perception of reality is about to change. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 117166
11/3/2009 4:01 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
It's "accommodate".
I have a zero-tolerance limit for any sort of BS which pretty much negates both religion and new age, along with all the buzz words and code phrases and labels, like "light worker".
Enlightenment is also a relative term and open to individual description and definition.
There is consciousness, which float on the bedrock of being from whence all derives. Atop the sea of consciousness, which unites all that is, we find forms which represent differentiated consciousness(es).
As humans, through the aegis of mind, we are able to map our consciousness to the entire sea of consciousness and purify it down to the very depths of the ocean floor such that when a thought first emerges from the bedrock, it is so pristine and powerful that it automatically and instantly creates in 3D that which it represents in thought form.
Manifestation by intention.
Like the universe was created.
An "enlightened being" is one can create from this level (among other attributes). And as such, they can manipulate natural law to perform feats such as walking on water, flying, dematerializing, etc.
Such was the TM-Siddhi Programme as developed by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. It stitched "enlightenment" into the mind through the introduction of mental formulas that represented super normal feats. |
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
11/3/2009 4:02 PM
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besides if all the lightworkers met together wouldn't that create a spike in global warming with all that light and energy?
You don't need to be in the same room to laminate the world. It's happening together from a distance.
I knew you all were evil trying to LAMINATE the world! SHIT! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 701482
11/3/2009 4:04 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
It's "accommodate". Quoting: Anonymous Coward 117166
i know just a typo dude..thanks for 'enlightening' me |
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Candace
Paradise Citizen
User ID: 272605
11/3/2009 4:05 PM
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being enlightened is going back to your inner child state, yet retaining the wisdom
Ok..... explain that logically. Being enlighted, is obtaining real wisdom and then using it. If you revert back into yourself, how does that serve the world?
Lightworkers are ones who KNOW they are First Source, (thatis what the inner child is, FIRST Source) can contact that within themselves, and shed knowledge by demonstration and teaching on this world, which isn't ready to receive it sadly.
Last Edited by Candace on 11/3/2009 at 4:09 PM
Seeking Visionaries,who can and will create the many messianic missions needed to heal Earth and her peoples, and bring balance. Seeking those who can constantly expand their truth, and will strive earnestly to stand in that truth 100% of the time, making every moment of every day, a Holy Event. TWO OR MORE IN MY NAME. ~ www.abundanthope.net |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 117166
11/3/2009 4:06 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
No problem.
I made a mistake too:
s/b There is consciousness, which floats on the bedrock of being from whence all derives. |
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Blitz
Warrior of the Light
User ID: 806497
11/3/2009 4:07 PM
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besides if all the lightworkers met together wouldn't that create a spike in global warming with all that light and energy?
You don't need to be in the same room to laminate the world. It's happening together from a distance.
I knew you all were evil trying to LAMINATE the world! SHIT!
Illuminate
[link to www.1ovepls.com]
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Open your mind. Your perception of reality is about to change. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809657
11/3/2009 4:09 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
How many light workers it takes to change the light bulb??
Trick question! None have ever changed one...they are too busy trying to find a fucking 'Meeting place' to post on. Quoting: Richard Strong
Yes, man.
You are sucha dick-head.
They are not worth a shadow of Tesla or Edison. |
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Richard Strong
User ID: 471457
11/3/2009 4:14 PM
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How many light workers it takes to change the light bulb??
Trick question! None have ever changed one...they are too busy trying to find a fucking 'Meeting place' to post on.
Yes, man.
You are sucha dick-head.
They are not worth a shadow of Tesla or Edison. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809657
No, Dick 'Head' is my cousin. Our Head-Strong family reunions are a hoot every year though. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809657
11/3/2009 4:16 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
besides if all the lightworkers met together wouldn't that create a spike in global warming with all that light and energy?
You don't need to be in the same room to laminate the world. It's happening together from a distance.
I knew you all were evil trying to LAMINATE the world! SHIT!
Illuminate
No, they can only laminate, because their "enlightment" is like that  |
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New Age Messiah
User ID: 782948
11/3/2009 4:35 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
being enlightened is going back to your inner child state, yet retaining the wisdom
Ok..... explain that logically. Being enlighted, is obtaining real wisdom and then using it. If you revert back into yourself, how does that serve the world?
Innocent children are not "self" conscious, their hearts are open, they enjoy and express themselves naturally and without restraint...
Adults are stilted puppet show Simon Says copy cat ideologues. You have to release your point of view, which has a child, you haven't learned to have a point of view.
"Time seems to stand right still, in a child's world it always will." Moody Blues.
Lightworkers are ones who KNOW they are First Source, (thatis what the inner child is, FIRST Source) can contact that within themselves, and shed knowledge by demonstration and teaching on this world, which isn't ready to receive it sadly. Quoting: Candace
In the case of you personally, I don't know for sure, but anyone who thinks Jesus was someone special is a Simon Says copy cat. Jesus is a made up story. All the "scriptures" and all the sidekick religions, i.e. Urantia book, Mormonism, etc. are all stupid.
[link to www.lookyourheartinthemirror.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 774964
11/3/2009 4:43 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
being enlightened is going back to your inner child state, yet retaining the wisdom
Ok..... explain that logically. Being enlighted, is obtaining real wisdom and then using it. If you revert back into yourself, how does that serve the world?
Innocent children are not "self" conscious, their hearts are open, they enjoy and express themselves naturally and without restraint...
Adults are stilted puppet show Simon Says copy cat ideologues. You have to release your point of view, which has a child, you haven't learned to have a point of view.
"Time seems to stand right still, in a child's world it always will." Moody Blues.
Lightworkers are ones who KNOW they are First Source, (thatis what the inner child is, FIRST Source) can contact that within themselves, and shed knowledge by demonstration and teaching on this world, which isn't ready to receive it sadly.
In the case of you personally, I don't know for sure, but anyone who thinks Jesus was someone special is a Simon Says copy cat. Jesus is a made up story. All the "scriptures" and all the sidekick religions, i.e. Urantia book, Mormonism, etc. are all stupid.
And who are you to pass judgement on wether Christ is real or not? What is your wisdom that can determine this? Do you know who you are? Do you know where you came from ? Do you know where you will go? Or are you just guessing?
Why trouble yourself so much with Christ if you believe he is a myth or asshole as you say?
Why does it bother you that people believe in Christ?
Why does it bother you that people believe in the power of positive energy?
What are you really afraid of ?
because it is just fear isnt it op? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 774964
11/3/2009 4:45 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
You afraid people wake up and see the web of lies that has been passed as truth?
Afraid people realize the nature of this veil we call reality and decide to change it? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 488240
11/3/2009 4:47 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
i eat "light workers" for breakfast just to "brighten" my day...
it works.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809672
11/3/2009 4:48 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
Enlightenment can't be willed from an ego standpoint, it can only be GIVEN, in exchange for EVERYTHING you THINK you are.
This guy has an online very accurate description of what the ENLIGHTENMENT path is like, and it has nothing to do with hardly any of the "light workers" in the "mainstream".
[ link to www.iol.ie]
All of you "enlightened" New Ager types are ALL being had by the deceiver, masquerading as an angel of light (enlightenment, illumination, etc...).
A fallen angel, and his hordes of assistants.
If you want a sample of the kind of spirit that is at work here, all you have to do is go around the forum, and look at all the foul and hateful posts made by the OP here, "New Age Messiah". |
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New Age Messiah
User ID: 782948
11/3/2009 4:59 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
And who are you to pass judgement on wether Christ is real or not? What is your wisdom that can determine this? Do you know who you are? Do you know where you came from ? Do you know where you will go? Or are you just guessing? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774964
It's a long story, lifelong.
Why trouble yourself so much with Christ if you believe he is a myth or asshole as you say? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774964
It was my mission, I volunteered my soul, sacrificed myself, to find something new. There were two main reasons, one was that all the religions and philosophies of history had brought us to where we were, and it wasn't very good, so I figured we needed something new. NOTHING on the planet that I encountered was working the way it should. Reality was way better than people were making it out to be.
Christianity messes with your head and it's a lie. So, at least you have to imagine what a righteous person would do if they determined absolutely that Christianity is a lie (and I DID determine that). What a righteous person would do would be to find something new to replace it. (And I did do that.)
The second reason for my mission was because the media and mafia type congress democrats defended Clinton to an obscene extreme against the truth and there was nothing the people could do about it. The USA was not worth living in, if Clinton could get away with it, so we needed smething radically new, someone on the scene to root the shit out, clean the pipes, and none of the pubbie vote for me fags were worthy or bold enough to do it.
I wanted to be a hero and ended up in a black hole, tortured, crippled, maligned, slandered, hated, helpless, screwed over, etc...
From hell I went to the mirror, and looked at my heart, closed my eyes and went inside my heart and said "this is me" to my heart the way I think it about my image in the mirror, and LIGHT hit my mind and my soul breathed in such a profound way, "THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD" was in my mind instantaneously and absolutely, then there were millenial coincidences and synchronicities that are NOVEL in human history.
So now I am replacing it with something new, LYHITM, which there's a link to in my signature. It's the new one world religion and I'm the New Age Messiah.
Thanks for asking.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 730810
11/3/2009 5:01 PM | | Re: Most "Light Workers" Don't Know Jack | Quote |
true lightworkers work behind the scenes. You wouldn't even notice they are there. |
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Angelseverywhere
~Fire & Ice~
User ID: 763245
11/3/2009 5:03 PM
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Yet another pointless thread from NAM...don't ya have anything better to do honey? Love and light to you...I think you need it!
It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God alone. ~William Blake
An integral being knows without knowing, sees without looking, and accomplishes without doing. ~Lao-Tzu
An angel can illuminate the thought and mind of man by strengthening the power of vision. ~St Thomas Aquina
Angels descending, bring from above,
Echoes of mercy, whispers of love.
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