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Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sex

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Anonymous Coward
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11/4/2009 6:25 AM
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[link to www.metro.co.uk]

We all know it's a serious offence to waste police time, but try telling that to the woman who called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband – and that the daughter was better at it.

The guilty off-spring was actually the step-daughter of the man, and her crime of passion in Findlay, Ohio, has caused outrage among readers of the newspaper website that reported it, thecourier.com.

Their comment page has been flooded with angry responses.

One indignant reader, Lee, thought the story sucked: ' I subscribe to The Courier but will cancel if the public record is going to be filled with details of multiple female family members servicing the male of the house. This is not news. I think any moral man or woman would call it what it is: depravity!'

Another, Jeff, spat: 'This is totally unprofessional and inappropriate for a newspaper to print.'

However, the editor of thecourier.com does have his supporters, not least one Mark Shelton, who had nothing but praise for the saucy story: 'Gotta love The Courier's docket writer! The most creative writing in any paper around. And for those that don't like it, don't read it!!'

Whatever the rights and wrongs of publicising the incident, let's just hope the daughter gets a, ahem, stiff sentence.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809246
11/4/2009 6:37 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Jealousy ! Envy ! Lust ! Extravagance !
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 810009
11/4/2009 6:38 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

turn out the lights, the world is over.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 296013
11/4/2009 7:33 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

This needs to be pinned now if this forum has any last remaining shreds of relevance.
CharlaneIn2009
User ID: 797312
11/4/2009 7:47 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Herein lies the problem of dependency. Women have been targeted by media to believe that they falter without men and as a result men are in the dominant position for it by design. The male gets egotistical and self destructive and preys on whomever suits him and the child of the woman from a previous relationship is game. The child does not understand this and becomes brainwashed in agreement with the male that the woman of the house is problematic and sole responsibility for all failure belongs to her and thus the relief from being out of the focus of center of attention follows where the dementia of the situation is controlled by the demented and in this case, the man.

Should the ability for the woman to be able to assume the financial responsibilities be at ease thus removing dependency and assimilating self-respect and self-esteem, then removing the male 'member' from the home is the best solution where deviance is thus avoided and the child, and woman, are no longer prey.

Peace to all. Have faith in love and in each other.
Nailer45
User ID: 810058
11/4/2009 7:52 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

hahaha, the women fighting over who gives head better that is a funny story.

It was his step daughter not blood related so more power to him and her. Get it while he can still get it up.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 810087
11/4/2009 7:56 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

This needs to be pinned now if this forum has any last remaining shreds of relevance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 296013

chorus
fraidicat
User ID: 750420
11/4/2009 7:57 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

from the comments:

don't blow the whole thing out of proportion.
Angelseverywhere Subscriber
~Fire & Ice~
User ID: 763245
11/4/2009 9:30 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Are you kidding me...that woman has issues

hf
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neteru<>
User ID: 806777
11/4/2009 9:32 AM
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the wife however must suck ass at being a wife
you hold the remote.
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cdwarior
User ID: 505149
11/4/2009 9:43 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

from the comments:

don't blow the whole thing out of proportion.
 Quoting: fraidicat 750420


Blow....


Yer killin' me.
fraidicat
User ID: 750420
11/4/2009 9:53 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

notice that we learned of this scandal
from a British news site.

where is the American media on this?

and what is going on in Ohio?

i guess they hope it "blows" over.
bed Subscriber
down master
User ID: 789349
11/4/2009 9:57 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Men create whores.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 808673
11/4/2009 10:02 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Herein lies the problem of dependency. Women have been targeted by media to believe that they falter without men and as a result men are in the dominant position for it by design. The male gets egotistical and self destructive and preys on whomever suits him and the child of the woman from a previous relationship is game. The child does not understand this and becomes brainwashed in agreement with the male that the woman of the house is problematic and sole responsibility for all failure belongs to her and thus the relief from being out of the focus of center of attention follows where the dementia of the situation is controlled by the demented and in this case, the man.

Should the ability for the woman to be able to assume the financial responsibilities be at ease thus removing dependency and assimilating self-respect and self-esteem, then removing the male 'member' from the home is the best solution where deviance is thus avoided and the child, and woman, are no longer prey.

Peace to all. Have faith in love and in each other.
 Quoting: CharlaneIn2009 797312



What the fuck are you talking about? You are so far off base with that statement. Do you realize that the morality of the western world happens to be in decline at the very time women are being put in positions of authority. Could it be the reason why we are all so fucked up is because society is flip flopping on the roles that men and women play.

Could it be that a woman are hard coded from birth to be a nurturing mother and by being away from the home all day you are breaking the bond between mother and children before nature intended. Real mothers know the bond they have with their children. Working moms do not have the same bond and it doesn't matter how much they claim they do they simply do not know because they haven't experience it.

So go ahead and blame the man. Put forth a post that never once questions the mother. We never do.

But answer this Would this have happened if the mother was at home and the father was out working?

The answer is the reason western society is doomed.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802888
11/4/2009 10:02 AM
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putin
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 693443
11/4/2009 10:03 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Men create whores.
 Quoting: bed


We all have choices.
bed Subscriber
down master
User ID: 789349
11/4/2009 10:04 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Men create whores.


We all have choices.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 693443


And you believe that because a woman had a choice to give birth to you while men control the abortion clinics, and government education projects, and housing subsidies and government jobs.
Budman Subscriber
User ID: 809533
11/4/2009 10:07 AM
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I wish my wife had a daughter . . .
Budman To The Rescue . . .

2cents
Arcaneshift
User ID: 810111
11/4/2009 10:07 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Can somebody give a clearer example of degererate humanity I say I say birth control for all thee just on moral grounds alone.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 456756
11/4/2009 10:07 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Depraved trailer trash.
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
11/4/2009 10:07 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

How old is the stepdaughter?
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 381742
11/4/2009 10:10 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Can somebody give a clearer example of degererate humanity I say I say birth control for all thee just on moral grounds alone.
 Quoting: Arcaneshift 810111


Birth control is not an issue when the tadpoles splash the back of the throat.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
Judge
User ID: 627137
11/4/2009 10:12 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

The only way to settle this is a suck off!
Richard Strong Subscriber
User ID: 471457
11/4/2009 10:13 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

I wish my wife had a daughter . . .
 Quoting: Budman

lmao Comedy gold!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 465177
11/4/2009 10:16 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

This has all the of the pieces for a Jerry Springer episode.

taunterdubya

5a
jotta
User ID: 810178
11/4/2009 10:22 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

the stepdaughter won by a head

the answer my friend is blowing in the ....

gobble gobble !

well blow me


5
bed Subscriber
down master
User ID: 789349
11/4/2009 10:24 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

**Thread** is an example of how this country has gone to hell. Blame yourself guys.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 810179
11/4/2009 10:26 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Herein lies the problem of dependency. Women have been targeted by media to believe that they falter without men and as a result men are in the dominant position for it by design. The male gets egotistical and self destructive and preys on whomever suits him and the child of the woman from a previous relationship is game. The child does not understand this and becomes brainwashed in agreement with the male that the woman of the house is problematic and sole responsibility for all failure belongs to her and thus the relief from being out of the focus of center of attention follows where the dementia of the situation is controlled by the demented and in this case, the man.

Should the ability for the woman to be able to assume the financial responsibilities be at ease thus removing dependency and assimilating self-respect and self-esteem, then removing the male 'member' from the home is the best solution where deviance is thus avoided and the child, and woman, are no longer prey.

Peace to all. Have faith in love and in each other.
 Quoting: CharlaneIn2009 797312




Shut the fuck up. Typical bitch, who'll say anything to avoid reality. I mean seriously, just shut the fuck up. What you're saying makes no fucking sense at all.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 810179
11/4/2009 10:27 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

**Thread** is an example of how this country has gone to hell. Blame yourself guys.
 Quoting: bed



Blame the whores whore.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 526155
11/4/2009 10:44 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Men create whores.
 Quoting: bed



I used to think so too.

But they don't.

Women ARE WHORES by CHOICE.

The daughter is a little whore for her stepdad by CHOICE (don't hear of him punching her or putting a gun to her head).


whatever
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 526155
11/4/2009 10:45 AM
Re: Woman calls police because daughter was better at oral sexQuote

Men create whores.


We all have choices.


And you believe that because a woman had a choice to give birth to you while men control the abortion clinics, and government education projects, and housing subsidies and government jobs.
 Quoting: bed



EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE MEN HAD A BITCH MOTHER.
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