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Artwork by Bill Rebsamen

Mokele-mbembe: The Living Dinosaur!



Introduction
In the jungles of central Africa countries of Congo, Cameroon, and Gabon are reports of animal an animal with a long neck, a long tail, and rounded shape tracks with three claws. The closest known animal that has these characteristics is a sauropod dinosaur.

When some of the local people of the Likouala region would draw in the dirt or sand a representation of Mokele-mbembe they drew the shape of a sauropod dinosaur. Then when they were shown a picture of a sauropod dinosaur they said that picture is Mokele-mbembe.

Mokele-mbembe means "One that stops the flow of rivers." French priest in the region called it "monstrous animal."

Mokele-mbembe is also used as a generic term to refer to other animals like Emela-ntouka, Mbielu-mbielu-mbielu, and Nguma-monene.

Description
Body
Mokele-mbembe has been described as an animal with a long neck and tail which are characteristics of a sauropod dinosaur.

Its body size is somewhere between the size of a hippopotamus and an elephant. Its length has been reported to be between 5 to 10 meters (16 to 32 feet). The length of the neck is between 1.6 to 3.3 meters (5 to 10 feet). The length of the tail is between 1.6 to 3.3 meters (5 to 10 feet). The reports out of Cameroon have reported Mokele-mbembe to be up to 75 feet in length.

There have also been reports of a frill on the back of the head. The frill is like the comb found on a cock (male chicken). There has also been reports of it having a horn on its head.

Skin
The color of the skin is predominately reddish-brown with a color range from gray to brown. There are no reports of hair on the animal.

Tracks
Rounded shape between 30 to 90 centimeters (1 to 3 feet) in diameter with three claws. The distance between tracks is about 2.1 to 2.4 meters (7 to 8 feet).

Sound
The basic belief is that Mokele-mbembe does not make any sounds, though there have been come conflicting reports. This is probably due to the fact that Mokele-mbembe is used generically for other animals and the sound is being confused with Emela-ntouka which makes a sound like a snort, howl, roar, rumble, or growl.

Habitat
Mokele-mbembe lives in the pools and swamps adjacent to the rivers of the Likouala swamp region of The People's Republic of the Congo on the continent of Africa. Its uses the lakes as a crossing path to go from one river to another river.

Diet
The pygmies of the Likouala swamp region report that the essential diet of Mokele-mbembe consists of the Malombo plant. Since it only eats plants then Mokele-mbembe is classified as a herbivore. The Malombo plant actually describes two plants: Landolphia mannii and Landolphia owariensis.

Behavior
Mokele-mbembe lives most of the time underwater except when it eats or travels to another part of the swamp.

It has as been reported that Mokele-mbembe does not like hippopotamuses and will kill them on sight, but it does not eat them. Hippopotamuses cannot be found where Mokele-mbembe lives.

It has as been reported that Mokele-mbembe will overturn boats and kill the people from the boats by biting them and hitting them with its tail, but it does not eat the people.

Sightings
•April 2000 - Cameroon, Boumba River, Two Congolese security guards
Expeditions
•2001 - February/March - CryptoSafari, Cameroon
•2000 - November - Gibbons-Wetzel, Cameroon
•1992 - Operation Congo 2
•1992 - Japanese Expedition
Bibliographies
•A Living Dinosaur? In Search of Mokele-mbembe by Dr. Roy P. Mackal
•Drums Along the Congo: On the Trial of Mokele-mbembe, the Last Living Dinosaur by Rory Nugent.
•Results of the First Congolese Mokele-Mbembe Expedition by Agnagna, Marcellin
•On the Track of Unknown Animals by Dr.Bernard Heuvelmans
•Les Derniers Dragons d'Afrique (The Last Dragons of Africa) by Dr.Bernard Heuvelmans
•In Search of Prehistoric Survivors: Do Giant 'Extinct' Creatures Still Exist by Dr. Karl Shuker
Links
•Corliss, William R. "Mokele-mbembe." [link to www.science-frontiers.com]
•Gibbons, Bill. "Was a Mokele-mbembe killed at Lake Tele?." [link to www.anomalist.com]
•TrueAuthority.com. "Mokele-mbembe, of Africa." [link to www.trueauthority.com]
•O'Donnell, Phillip "Mokele-mbembe: a dinosaur of Africa?." [link to www.livingdinos.com]
•Quammen, David . "MegaTransect: Across 1,200 Miles of Untamed Africa on Foot." [link to www.nationalgeographic.com]
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This is just retarded. bsflag
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No, you are, you believe your great grand father was a monkey, and your cousin is a fish.
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Let's see what Evolutards say about this.
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This is just retarded. bsflag

No, you are, you believe your great grand father was a monkey, and your cousin is a fish.
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Guess what, you can't debunk something if you don't even understand the basics. It's like someone trying to disprove algebra that doesn't understand addition.
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darwins theory is as Wrong as it gets...
mOst people know that by now.
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There's absolutely no way in hell life could have evolved the way their theory suggests, there's not nearly enough time. Even if you think life has been evolving on earth for 2 billion years, you'd still be short by several hundred billion years going by their own model!!

A single cell organism is so freaking complicated and so well structured it could not have just happened, it can't be done on it's own!!!

Stop taking away from God, he created you and you should thank him now before he gives up on you!!
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There's absolutely no way in hell life could have evolved the way their theory suggests, there's not nearly enough time. Even if you think life has been evolving on earth for 2 billion years, you'd still be short by several hundred billion years going by their own model!!

A single cell organism is so freaking complicated and so well structured it could not have just happened, it can't be done on it's own!!!

Stop taking away from God, he created you and you should thank him now before he gives up on you!!
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God is in my penis, don't worry I remember him every night when I wank it.
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You sure messed this line up!

I'll help you, it should read "My head is in my ass, don't worry I remember it every day when I try to whistle".
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Guess what, you can't debunk something if you don't even understand the basics. It's like someone trying to disprove algebra that doesn't understand addition.
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Ah, typical evolutionist response. "You don't understand the subject". Right. Oh by the way, does a blade of grass have a nervous system? Didn't think so. But please, continue your retort of natural selection and how "it just takes a really long time" while I go make a cup of coffee.
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darwins theory is as Wrong as it gets...
mOst people know that by now.
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Will there be an Anonymous Coward 788421 theory
150 years from now??
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darwins theory is as Wrong as it gets...
mOst people know that by now.
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Re: There are living dinosaurs today wipes out darwins theory
Guess what, you can't debunk something if you don't even understand the basics. It's like someone trying to disprove algebra that doesn't understand addition.

Ah, typical evolutionist response. "You don't understand the subject". Right. Oh by the way, does a blade of grass have a nervous system? Didn't think so. But please, continue your retort of natural selection and how "it just takes a really long time" while I go make a cup of coffee.
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ROFL you crack me up. By the way, newsflash: evolution is observable in the laboratory. Kinda kills your viewpoint, but go on being a retard if it so pleases you.
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There are still people who believe oil is made of dinosaur bones. Fossil Fuel.

Darwinism is another of the many hoaxes perpetrated by the tribe o control their sheeple.
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lol @ OP.

Thanks for the laugh, moran.
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LOL
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So - in what way exactly does this disprove Darwins theories?
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There's absolutely no way in hell life could have evolved the way their theory suggests
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You dont understand the theory then.
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it's a theory.............
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Re: There are living dinosaurs today wipes out darwins theory
Lets get this straight fuckheads.

EVOLUTION = The propogation of traits because of parrents surviving long enough to breed.

ABIOGENESIS = How life here started from chemicals and elements into molecules that could copy themselves.

They are different theories.

EVOLUTION has nothing to do with how life started, it explains how life changes.



EVOLUTION = SIMPLE.



Imagine a closed system, in that system you have mice, sand coloured and black mice, you also have an eagle which eats the mice.


The ground is made of sand, the sand coloured mice have a trait which enables them to survive better over the black mice, because the sand coloured mice blend in with the surroundings so evade the predator better.

ERGO the black mice are killed and hunted more often, which leaves more sand coloured mice to produce offspring, they have genes which produce a sand colour and they propagate over time, the black mice may even go extinct.



DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT NOW.



Couple this with the fact animals have millions if not billions of genes, factor in mitosis which is when half of each parrents chromosones combine to produce a unique offspring and add time into the equation = EVOLUTION!

The changing environment IE, Weather conditions, geological conditions etc dictates what survives because whatever traits they have which give them an advantage means they have more chance to produce offspring.

Last Edited by Atheist on 11/05/2009 11:21 AM
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It a hoax. Part of the majic that controls how the sheeple see their world.

Holohoax, Titanic, USS Liberty, Swindler's List, Shock and Awe. Yes, little sheeple all hoaxes and many more too numerous to name.

Wake up from the majic matrix.
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IS ANY FUCKING CHRIST-TARD IN THIS THREAD GOING TO DEBATE THAT THEY ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FROM THEIR PARRENTS?

LOOK AT YOUR PARRENTS OR CHILDRENS FACE, THEY ARE SIMILAR, BUT NOT THE SAME.

THINK ABOUT WHAT THAT MEANS, YOUR CHILDREN HAVE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TRAITS BECAUSE THEY ARE A COMBINATION OF BOTH PARRENTS!

IF THOSE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TRAITS ENABLE THEM TO SURVIVE BETTER, IT MEANS THEY HAVE MORE CHANCE TO PRODUCE OFFSPRING SO THOSE GENES ARE PASSED ON!

FACTOR IN DOZENS OR EVEN HUNDREDS OF GENERATIONS AND YOU START TO SEE EVOLUTION!
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DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND NOW!

EVOLUTION = CHANGE OVER TIME

ABIOGENESIS = HOW LIFE STARTED

Evolution does not mean how life started!
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In the early days of Darwinism, many people latched onto the theory as proof and justification for their own actions. Colonists, military, business people, factory owners, economists, governmental-types and many others recognized themselves in this "survival of the fittest" and "strong over the weak" etc. Darwinists believed there was a finite amount of resources of the earth and the strong should go get them.

Darwinism is where we got the common use of phrases such as "class warfare" and "struggle for existence" etc.

And, of course, eugenics comes directly from Darwinism. The progressive humanists of Darwins day---and for many decades later---used Darwinian evolution as the basis for eliminating those "undesirables" in communities. Darwin himself saw taking care of weak, ill, retarded, feeble people as going against nature. Darwinists thought of the European races as the top of the survival heap and figured they would eventually eliminate all the "inferior" races of the earth. The Nazis, of course, were operating on eugenics principles in their attempted elimination of the Jews, gypsies and others.
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No it doesn't. It actually helps prove it.
Evolution is not a global magic thing you know. Not all members of a certain specie evolve. Only a few do in order to create another specie / sub-specie.
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darwins theory is as Wrong as it gets...
mOst people know that by now.


Will there be an Anonymous Coward 788421 theory
150 years from now??
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it isn't my theory
it's fact
and in 150 years If we are still around darwin's THEORY will long since be forgotten except for saying how gullible people were back then.
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and in 150 years If we are still around darwin's THEORY will long since be forgotten except for saying how gullible people were back then.
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Re: There are living dinosaurs today wipes out darwins theory
Most people nowadays don't even understand what a theory is. This is due to people mixing up the meaning by saying things like "I have a theory". What they have is an idea, not a theory. A theory is an idea which becomes a hypothesis which then after the most strictest testing standards, scrutiny and analysis finally cements into a theory.

Evolution is something that is directly observable within a laboratory condition; there are microorganisms which can be observed evolving under a microscope given certain conditions. The mechanism of why the evolve and how, is the theory of evolution.

In other words the morphing is directly viewable, it's the question of why it happens that the theory of evolution attempts to explain. Tons of people also get evolution confused with the origins of life; that is another field called abiogenesis. NOT evolution. People that say that evolution is disproven because there are tracks found in a jungle that may indicate a dinosaur is alive really are not disproving evolution whatsoever. Evolution doesn't cover that a dinosaur exists or doesn't exist, it merely tries to explain the mechanism of why organisms change and adapt to their surroundings. If a dinosaur was indeed found, then that wouldn't impact the theory of evolution one single bit.
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Most people nowadays don't even understand what a theory is. This is due to people mixing up the meaning by saying things like "I have a theory". What they have is an idea, not a theory. A theory is an idea which becomes a hypothesis which then after the most strictest testing standards, scrutiny and analysis finally cements into a theory.

Evolution is something that is directly observable within a laboratory condition; there are microorganisms which can be observed evolving under a microscope given certain conditions. The mechanism of why the evolve and how, is the theory of evolution.

In other words the morphing is directly viewable, it's the question of why it happens that the theory of evolution attempts to explain. Tons of people also get evolution confused with the origins of life; that is another field called abiogenesis. NOT evolution. People that say that evolution is disproven because there are tracks found in a jungle that may indicate a dinosaur is alive really are not disproving evolution whatsoever. Evolution doesn't cover that a dinosaur exists or doesn't exist, it merely tries to explain the mechanism of why organisms change and adapt to their surroundings. If a dinosaur was indeed found, then that wouldn't impact the theory of evolution one single bit.
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Yep, these idiots think a chimpanze gave birth to a fully formed human being though, i have no idea where that fucking idea came from.

Half the time explaining evolution is correcting the stupid wrong things people have picked up from other idiots over the years.

When you actually explain it to a person who doesnt understand it, its amazing watching the stark realization that comes over their little face, then the denial starts and they get confused and change the subject.
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I saw a fossil of a fish eating a smaller fish. Do you suppose the fish took millions of years to eat it? No, so the only other explanation is that this happened very quickly..most likely during the flood and it got covered in sedement quickly and fossilized quickly.

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