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IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX?
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QUINTO User ID: 811458 11/5/2009 9:46 PM Report abusive post | IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX?
| Quote | my wife has been charging me for sex for the last 10 years
is it legal? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 785178 11/5/2009 9:50 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | Is it legal to take a naked picture of her and threaten to post it on the web if she doesnt stop doing that shit to you!? |
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sonofliberty User ID: 811462 11/5/2009 9:51 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | we ALL pay our wives for sex, one way or another! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 771079 11/5/2009 9:52 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote |
my wife has been charging me for sex for the last 10 years
is it legal? Quoting: QUINTO 811458
I think you both should go to jail. You for soliciting a prostitute and her for prostituting. Of course, you could have been a nice husband and gave her an allowance |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 554942 11/5/2009 9:52 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote |
She charges everyone else....so why not you......
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 802822 11/5/2009 9:54 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | Only if she declares the income to the IRS |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 771079 11/5/2009 9:55 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote |
Is it legal to take a naked picture of her and threaten to post it on the web if she doesnt stop doing that shit to you!? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 785178
I heard of a story like that for real. It never went on the internet or anything, but the guy's wife wasn't putting out. I think he went back to jail. He never changed his sexual predator ways. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 811468 11/5/2009 9:58 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | Only if the transaction goes through her pimp..... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 771079 11/5/2009 10:00 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote |
Only if she declares the income to the IRS Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802822
I'm actually not so sure on that one. I've got some experience in accounting and know that there is actually a place that basically lets you put money from illegal activities on it. From what I understand, the IRS isn't allowed to share that infomation with the Fed, so you can make money illegally, just don't get caught, and if you feel like being a "proper" citizen, you can report it.
Illegally earned income “must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.”
That’s right, if you are dealing for someone else, then you report what you were paid on line 21 of your 1040 form. But if you have your own drug business, then you report your earnings on your self-employment tax form Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 801158 11/5/2009 10:02 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote |
She charges everyone else....so why not you......
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But she charges them less. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 642705 11/5/2009 10:03 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | NO! Its only legal to pay your wife once she stops having sex with you, kicks you out, and gets banged by four guys a night in YOUR bed, while watching YOUR TV, in YOUR house, while YOUR dog is watching. Then she'll take all four guys home in YOUR car, and stop by the courthouse to file for more of YOUR money. Then, and only then, is it COMPLETELY LEGAL TO PAY FOR A FUCKING! |
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Puts out for free User ID: 808125 11/5/2009 10:11 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote |
my wife has been charging me for sex for the last 10 years
is it legal? Quoting: QUINTO 811458
Does the price go up every year in line with inflation or do you get a discount for being a regular customer? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 799664 11/5/2009 10:14 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | Certainly not.
I would imagine there is a sub paragraph in the Patriot Act somewhere whereby you will be accused of being an unlawful combatant and arrested and hauled away...
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 810664 11/5/2009 10:16 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | Your wife is the only one you are actually supposed to pay for sex you dimwit.
It's called supporting the propagation of your genes. |
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Ricfly52  User ID: 272605 11/5/2009 10:19 PM
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I think I have payed! 'Doin what I can, with what I got! |
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anonymous User ID: 811505 11/5/2009 11:07 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | why women hate sex at bed time.. it wakes em back up. then they need more time to get tired and go to sleep. .............................................why womem bore with sex..... who can really get excited with spouse who watches other gals every where and in porn all the time.. he has become a bore.. |
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majick User ID: 782145 11/5/2009 11:21 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | Duh legalised prostitution on both sides!  |
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majick User ID: 782145 11/5/2009 11:22 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | say between $10,000 and a gazzilion per year!  |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 801158 11/5/2009 11:24 PM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | How do you know my wife, and how much do you want to pay her?
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 811534 11/6/2009 8:53 AM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | having a wife is legal, sex agreed to by two parties is legal, giving your spouse money is legal.
my formula proves this:
legality = true == wife * 2 / money(give) |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT User ID: 381742 11/6/2009 8:59 AM
 | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | Sex is never free. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 736354 11/6/2009 9:01 AM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | She gives to me free... |
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Rocket Man User ID: 783923 11/6/2009 9:02 AM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote |
my wife has been charging me for sex for the last 10 years
is it legal? Quoting: QUINTO 811458
Yes. Although a hooker is a 10-fold or more cheaper. we are many |
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DRAGOON User ID: 785040 11/6/2009 9:03 AM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | ....lol Sure, if your wife gives you sex, pay her well. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 795584 11/6/2009 9:04 AM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | I lold |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 811799 11/6/2009 9:25 AM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | Guy is walking home late at night down a very dark road and gets propositioned by a hooker. He agrees and they get down to it in an even darker alley. Mid-stroke a light shines in his eyes, it's a torch with a cop at the other end of it.
'What do you think you're doing?' says the cop
'Making love to my wife officer'.
Cop > 'I'm sorry sir, I didn't know she was your wife'.
Guy>> 'Neither did I till you turned your torch on'. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 296013 11/6/2009 9:27 AM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote |
Guy is walking home late at night down a very dark road and gets propositioned by a hooker. He agrees and they get down to it in an even darker alley. Mid-stroke a light shines in his eyes, it's a torch with a cop at the other end of it.
'What do you think you're doing?' says the cop
'Making love to my wife officer'.
Cop > 'I'm sorry sir, I didn't know she was your wife'.
Guy>> 'Neither did I till you turned your torch on'. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 811799
NOT FUNNY. YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE DICKHEAD.  |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 736738 11/6/2009 9:27 AM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | cheaper to go to a whorehouse. You get 'strange' too. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 347151 11/6/2009 9:28 AM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote |
my wife has been charging me for sex for the last 10 years
is it legal? Quoting: QUINTO 811458
What did you expect when you married a prostitute??? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 512476 11/6/2009 9:29 AM | | Re: IS IT LEGAL TO PAY YOUR WIFE FOR SEX? | Quote | Men have been Programmed away from their True Roles as
Provider and Protector.
Women now have to do it all...and find ways of prodding the
the men into doing what they should be doing naturally. |
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