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I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a Question

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 811133
11/6/2009 10:48 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

One butt-muscle is a Gluteus Maximus. Would a pile of butt-muscles be Gluteus Maximii, Gluteii Maximii, or Gluteii Maximus?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 811285
11/6/2009 10:48 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

"Simple question and stupid answer !!
Again :
Creation or evolucion ??
Pepsi or Coke ?? "


Not a stupid answer! How does choosing one solve anything? If science could prove God and evolution existed, all scientists would 'believe' in God.

Asking me to choose between evolution and creation is like asking me to choose between evolution and Pepsi.

It is o.k. to have a religion and be a scientist.

Do I teach creation? No, that is unconstitutional.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802692



You are not good enough for the GLP's Science Chief Advisor vacant !!
Next teacher please !!
lmao
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809686
11/6/2009 10:50 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

What lies between 2 atoms? Is it empty space? And if it is empty space why cant I walk through walls?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 739419
11/6/2009 10:50 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Evasive species.
Is there anything that can be done about fire ants and the Brazilian pepper tree?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 711379
11/6/2009 10:51 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

where in florida??

If you had one of my children in your class I'm
sorry and apologize for whatever they did..
neteru<>
User ID: 806777
11/6/2009 10:51 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

is anyone going to answer my "measurement problem"?
you hold the remote.
[link to www.youtube.com]

"For official use only, privacy sensitive: any misuse or unauthorized disclosure may result in both civil and criminal penalties"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802692 (OP)
11/6/2009 10:52 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

I have my theory all set for using wave lengths of light energy to melt shedded debis of the Earth.
 Quoting: grrttsgar


I need to know what 'shedded debis' is, and why you need/want to melt it.

What is the combination of optic filters needed to melt a cherry pit without burning it up?
 Quoting: grrttsgar


I don't know, but my friend's father was a nuclear chemist for Kodak's gubmint lenses team, I'll pass that along to him.

Your the teacher I do expect an answer. Thank you.
 Quoting: grrttsgar


Sorry I can't help you this evening.

Your = you're
contraction of 'you' and 'are'

This is a daily battle in Florida.
bubba
User ID: 812289
11/6/2009 10:57 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

What percentage of your students use the term "toothbrush"as opposed to "teethbrush"?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802692 (OP)
11/6/2009 10:58 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

is anyone going to answer my "measurement problem"?
 Quoting: neteru<>


Missed that -- can't help you with that.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802692 (OP)
11/6/2009 10:59 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

What percentage of your students use the term "toothbrush"as opposed to "teethbrush"?
 Quoting: bubba 812289


0%

Related: one of my fav local jokes is, how do you compliment a woman from Pasco?

Tell her she has a nice tooth.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809686
11/6/2009 11:00 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Could you please answer the question above regarding atoms.
neteru<>
User ID: 806777
11/6/2009 11:00 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

is anyone going to answer my "measurement problem"?


Missed that -- can't help you with that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802692

i can, but some will not get it.. at first

you hold the remote.
[link to www.youtube.com]

"For official use only, privacy sensitive: any misuse or unauthorized disclosure may result in both civil and criminal penalties"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802692 (OP)
11/6/2009 11:02 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Evasive species.
Is there anything that can be done about fire ants and the Brazilian pepper tree?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 739419


Fire Ants and Brazilian Pepper Tree= no way, they're here to stay. Although you may reference my earlier post about climate. Lower avg. temps would slow them down.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 812360
11/6/2009 11:05 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

What´s the wheather like?

Do you notice a difference between questions asked from the kids from now and of let´s say twenty years ago. Or make it ten if you´re not that old?

I admire you!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 739419
11/6/2009 11:08 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Evasive species.
Is there anything that can be done about fire ants and the Brazilian pepper tree?


Fire Ants and Brazilian Pepper Tree= no way, they're here to stay. Although you may reference my earlier post about climate. Lower avg. temps would slow them down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802692

Ya, I was afraid of that.
I've heard the damn fire ants are as far north as Virginia now.
They thought that the frost would get them but they just borough deeper and ride out the winter.
BTW for other Floridians, I use Ortho's Orthene for those little bastards and works better than anything else.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809686
11/6/2009 11:09 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

I have a question for you.


What lies between 2 atoms? Is it empty space? And if it is empty space why cant I walk through walls?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 811506
11/6/2009 11:13 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

What if a parallel universe was filled with ghosts, demons and angels. What if hell, heaven and purgatory existed in another dimension. If these beings traveled between the dimensions what type of beings would they be? We know that they hover, fly, move through objects, travel in orbs. So when they some into this dimension they defy gravity. Such being according to myth are made from magnetic energy. Is it possible for a being to be made out of electromagnetic energy? If so what would it be like in their world? Would they be attracted to electricity. Is that why they are attracted to human minds, souls?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 750880
11/6/2009 11:13 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a Question.

WHAT IS THE REFRACTIVE INDEX AND SG OF QUARTZ
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 750880

YOU SUCK LIKE ALL MY TEACHERS DID!!!!!!! THOSE WHO DO DO AND THOSE THAT CANT TEACH!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802692 (OP)
11/6/2009 11:15 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Could you please answer the question above regarding atoms.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809686


Partial vacuum. You can't walk through a wall because this in not Nintendo and you are not Zelda.

But this is sorta what you're getting at:
[link to video.google.com]

You and the wall have defined shape and volume.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 811506
11/6/2009 11:17 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Ghosts, spirits appear as shadowy forms, so is their mass different from ours? or do they look different when they return to their world? Does electromagnetic energy cast shadows? The room turns cold when these beings are around. Does electromagnetic energy turn cold?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802692 (OP)
11/6/2009 11:17 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

What´s the wheather like?

Do you notice a difference between questions asked from the kids from now and of let´s say twenty years ago. Or make it ten if you´re not that old?

I admire you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812360


Yes, the kids now are more into applied sciences because that is more fun. They are less interested in the specifics and more interested in the 'bigger picture' so to speak. I am generalizing, of course.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802692 (OP)
11/6/2009 11:19 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a Question.

WHAT IS THE REFRACTIVE INDEX AND SG OF QUARTZ

YOU SUCK LIKE ALL MY TEACHERS DID!!!!!!! THOSE WHO DO DO AND THOSE THAT CANT TEACH!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 750880


O.k., but why would you ask me a question that can be answered in about 3 seconds with Google and those crazy internet tubes?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 621262
11/6/2009 11:20 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

what are chemtrails?


Lol, I've been with GLP for 9 years and know this is a loaded question. Cloud seeding is real (obviously), but is the government spraying us with Paxil and ED meds? I don't know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802692

if you dont know chemtrails are real by now, then you suck at science and you are part of the problem.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802692 (OP)
11/6/2009 11:21 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

what are chemtrails?


Lol, I've been with GLP for 9 years and know this is a loaded question. Cloud seeding is real (obviously), but is the government spraying us with Paxil and ED meds? I don't know.

if you dont know chemtrails are real by now, then you suck at science and you are part of the problem.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 621262


Fair enough, but instead of insulting me, why don't you summarize the evidence for chemtrails?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 811506
11/6/2009 11:22 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Dimensions are separated by wave lengths, so based on the fact that they are electromagnetic beings who defy gravity, and can come and go between the dimensions but can't stay long because if they could they'd live here. Based on the info. what would the wavelength in their world be?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802692 (OP)
11/6/2009 11:25 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Alright, I am very sorry this thread sucked and it only got 2 stars, but I figured, "What the frick? I lurk all the time, why not try one of those 'ask me' threads?"

tomato
Soccer Mom
User ID: 797001
11/6/2009 11:25 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Watching the events unfolding in the Magnetosphere how close r we to having a flip?

[link to www2.nict.go.jp]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 811506
11/6/2009 11:26 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

According to myth, such beings created the world. Can electromagnetic beings create, build anything? according to myth they have the ability to talk.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809686
11/6/2009 11:30 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Could you please answer the question above regarding atoms.


Partial vacuum. You can't walk through a wall because this in not Nintendo and you are not Zelda.

But this is sorta what you're getting at:
[link to video.google.com]
You and the wall have defined shape and volume.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802692




Ok I can see you view the question as a little silly. BUT still as a science teacher please explain to me what lies Between an orbiting electron and its nucleus. And also what lies Between two different atoms?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 802692 (OP)
11/6/2009 11:31 PM
Re: I'm a Science Teacher in Florida, Ask Me a QuestionQuote

Watching the events unfolding in the Magnetosphere how close r we to having a flip?

[link to www2.nict.go.jp]
 Quoting: Soccer Mom 797001


I think that that is impossible to predict, but of course paleomagnetic evidence (oceanic crust) proves it has happened before. It will certainly happen again -- simple logic IMHO would say we are coming due for that, but it would be expressed in terms too large to be meaningful for the span of one man's life. Make sense?

Like, would it matter if I said it's probably going to happen in the next 50 million years?
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