for shits and giggles, maybe I'm going too far this time but I keep saying that, but damn i love to laugh
got inspired by the movie 'The Shining', a man's descent into madness, and I wondered how a woman would react to a man's rapid mental deterioration, and how much a gas it would be to film the reactions
im a prankster at heart and I tend to get elaborate for the good ones, and this one appears to be the funniest yet, if I could pull it off with a straight face it would be a confirmation of my skills
the idea , in a span of a week, is to kind of simulate a breakdown, slowly do the strangest shit every time i'm with her, like dont shower, glare at her every once in awhile, say something cryptic every once in awhile and thats it... pick my nose, leave my hair unkempt, ignore her calls, and when at home just sit on the edge of the bed and stare out the window and when she asks what I'm doing reply 'im working'
that kind of stuff, you get the idea, lead her thinking to the point where she'd be sleeping with one eye open lol, until of course the final candid camera moment
question is....is that going too far? could she possibly leave me for pranking her like this? she knows i'm somewhat of an imp, but she wouldn't expect this and thats why it would be a legendary prank never been done before
at about the 8:00 point is the vibe i'm looking for..
What would be really cool is that if SHE were really insane this whole time and you just never knew it and as you fake going crazy she REALLY goes crazy and like buries a Hatchet in your face in some kind of uber pyscho chick mysery leg breaker boil a rabbit freakout!...I'd say go for it and let us know! ____________________________________________________
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Do It! User ID: 812388 11/6/2009 11:02 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
What would be really cool is that if SHE were really insane this whole time and you just never knew it and as you fake going crazy she REALLY goes crazy and like buries a Hatchet in your face in some kind of uber pyscho chick mysery leg breaker boil a rabbit freakout!...I'd say go for it and let us know!
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Hmmm...that movie is kind of dated. Why not pull a version of Paranormal Activity (which was a pile of crap movie) and tell her you have a 'demon' set up a night vision camera and do weird stuff like sleepwalk and sit straight up in bed for hours....could be fun! "Give a man a fish, now he owes you a fish. Teach a man how to fish and you've ruined your monopoly."
xham-sammichx The G.O.A.T. User ID: 784480 11/6/2009 11:07 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
What would be really cool is that if SHE were really insane this whole time and you just never knew it and as you fake going crazy she REALLY goes crazy and like buries a Hatchet in your face in some kind of uber pyscho chick mysery leg breaker boil a rabbit freakout!...I'd say go for it and let us know!
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Hmmm...that movie is kind of dated. Why not pull a version of Paranormal Activity (which was a pile of crap movie) and tell her you have a 'demon' set up a night vision camera and do weird stuff like sleepwalk and sit straight up in bed for hours....could be fun!
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Now theres an idea.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 810667 11/6/2009 11:09 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
So talcum powder in her hair dryer doesn't do it for you ? expect her to pack up and go if you go ahead with it. Why don't Presidents fight the war, why do they always send the poor.
You depend on our protection yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 812184 (OP) 11/6/2009 11:11 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
I think if did this to her she would leave you because the trust would be gone.
If you love some one you don't fuck with them mentaly.
And it's not funny its cruel.
are you female?
Yes how did you guess..lol
The guys are not gonna tell you this.
They are all wanting to see you get your ass kicked for pullin it on her.
Quoting: grrttsgar
im asking cause your reply is exactly what I was hoping, meaning that it would be very effective, I can almost see her going in the other room and phoning her friend
"omg, he keeps staring out the window, wtf?!?"
the problem would be keeping a straight face
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 725691 11/6/2009 11:11 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
what are your true intentions? ever see the movie "Gaslight"? So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang
Anonymous Coward User ID: 725548 11/6/2009 11:13 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
What would be really cool is that if SHE were really insane this whole time and you just never knew it and as you fake going crazy she REALLY goes crazy and like buries a Hatchet in your face in some kind of uber pyscho chick mysery leg breaker boil a rabbit freakout!...I'd say go for it and let us know!
Quoting: SHR
Either that, or while she has her back turned to him her head spins around and she says in a raspy man's voice "YOUR MOTHER'S IN HERE, KARAS!!"
just liquefy some poo, toss that poo on her head when she is outside then get a few pounds of flour and toss that on her. lol you hold the remote.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 728979 11/6/2009 11:22 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
They are all wanting to see you get your ass kicked for pullin it on her.
Got that right. I am a male. The OP is an idiot. OP, you wouldn't be thinking about doing this unless you were either incredibly immature and frankly an idiot, OR you are already slipping into the early stages of madness, and this is your subconscious means of trying to keep the conscious part from seeing the sad truth.
Go ahead, fuck up the relationship. She will be better off.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 809753 11/6/2009 11:30 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
Sure, she might forgive you, but then, would you really want to stay with a person who would put up with a lame sadsack with nothing better to do with their time than pretend to be nuts for weeks at a time? I know I wouldn't.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 809698 11/6/2009 11:35 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
When at work, jump on to your desk, shout "ARRIBA!" and proceed to belly dance to a tape of 'Livin La Vida Loca'
Walk up to random people in the street and shyly ask in a baby like voice "will *you* be my fwend?"
Have hundreds of leaflets printed reading 'Yung go Ping's Chinese takeaway' now in association with the R.S.P.C.A.' Go ahead and leaflet your area
Go to the Bingo, when you win, jump up and shout " HA!, I conquer you elderlies!"
Go to the supermarket, pick up a courgette, hold it to your ear then say, "what?!, you don't want me to eat you?, well...ok then" put it down and move on.
Later, re-enact the Chariot scene in Ben Hur with your trolley.
While on the bus, eat a whole lettuce as if it were an apple.
Make a list of ways to relieve boredom.
When crossing the road, run across in exaggerated slow motion whilst humming 'Chariots of fire'. When you reach the other side, slow mo celebrate. Get emotional.
When talking to someone, look over their shoulder and suddenly freeze, look terrified as you say "Don't. Move." start to back away. say " I'll get help" and run off.
Put your head in a candy floss machine...see what happens.
Go to the Train station and stay on the platform, as a train is leaving, grab a passengers hand through an open window and run along the side of the train, all the while telling them how much you're going to miss them and will never forget them. Done in the style of 'Brief Encounter'.
Cello tape your mouth shut, communicate with Morse code via blinking.
Wear a sheet as a toga, proclaim yourself to be 'Farticus' and pass wind every time you speak your name.
Superglue a chess set to your ceiling, Like my friend Riad did!
Befriend trees.
Go around saying, "I'm sane, I swear."
Have a hotdog eating contest with yourself.
Memorize the lyrics to theme songs. E.g. pokemon, cardcaptors.
Stare at a spot in the ceiling and see how many other people you can get to do it.
Pull the skin on your elbow and scream, "My Weinus Is So Big!"
Watch a black and white movie, mute it, and make up your own dialogue for it.
Take the powder from Fun Dip, throw it at people and say, "Evil begone!"
After every sentence say, "Over" and make that static noise that walkie-talkies make.
Start every sentence with, "Momma always said"
Put tape over your nose and talk like Michael Jackson.
Pick up the coins in the fountain in the mall and scream, "I'm rich!"
Scotch tape your mouth shut, communicate with Morse code via blinking.
Tell people they have dead spiders following them.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 809698 11/6/2009 11:36 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
2. Stop people as they enter a drive-thru. Ask them to give you a lift though the drive-thru because you dont want to queue inside.
3. Make up a word, use it casually in conversation and see if anyone ask what it means
4. Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face "they're more then meets the eye".
5. Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send him or her to school as if nothing is wrong.
6. Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa
7. Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
8. Read the dictionary backwards and look for any hidden messages.
9. Stare at people though the tines of a fork and pretened they're in jail.
10. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
11. Make a list of things you have already done.
12. When your roommate is sleeping, place his or her hand in a warm bucket of water... Try it
13. Write checks with Roman numerals.
14. Write "out to lunch" on your forehead.
15. Explain the reasons why World War 2 started to your cat.
16. When queuing shout "giddy up" and whip the person in front of you.
17. Start the conversation "I wonder what would happen if our knees bent the other way..."
18. Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
Paint eggs
19. Bill your doctor for the time you spent in the waiting room.
20. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have "other plans".
21. See how many clothes pegs you can clip onto your face.
22. Re-inact the sinking of the Titanic in your bath tub
23. Dress your cat in dolls clothing
24. Have a bath in baked beans
25. Make a website and fill it with useless crap (like me)
26. Watch a movie backwards
27. Hang your photo frames upside down
28. Draw a bikini on the page 3 girl.
29. Wear a mask and walk into a bank.
30. Eat soup with chop-sticks
31. Polish your car with earwax.
32. Pay your bills in pennies.
33. Make up your own star constellations. For example- The Farting Cat or The Laughing Donkey
34. Drink four pints of water and hold yourself for at least an hour
35. Imitate the sounds your modem makes when you dial up to the internet
36. Smash glasses and glue them back together.
37. Visit a neighbours house and change all of their clocks and alarms.
38. Break a world record.
39. Write your Christmas list in March and send it to "Sexy Santa" in the north pole.
40. Develop an imaginary friend and introduce him to your real friends as "The One Eye Snake".
41. Start a silly chain letter.
42. Dress up as the opposite sex.
43. Give some money to charity.
44. Try to not think about Armadillos
45. Watch a movie and repeat everything said in an East European accent.
45. While in a friends house, cover their toilet in see-through cling-flim.
46. Scare random people in the street with the Scream Mask.
47. Write down 10 reasons why you've bored.
48. Water your pet...see if he grows.
49. Learn to type...with your toes
50. Tell your feet a joke
51. Divise and practice your own stripshow.
52. Build a small dolls house with ice cubes then play with it.
53. Make a sculpture from mash Potato
54. Super glue your fingers together.
55. Fake a UFO picture. Claim they are called "The Larries" and they are in fact jolly nice chaps.
56. Hack to a emeny's (or friends) email or Instant Messenger acoount. Ask their online-buddies to cyber with you.
57. If you're male- try to find a females G-spot (WARNING- may take a long time). If you're female- hit a man in his 'sensitive' area (very fun).
58. Paint Zebra or tiger stripes on your body and free the animals at the zoo.
59. Have an immaginary party for your immaginary friends.
60. Copy all of your school note onto microsoft word, highlight it, go to fonts, and click on symbols. See if you can remember what you wrote..... (have fun!)
61. Put your little sister's barbie in the microwave and watch them melt and pretend that it's the witch from the wizard of oz!
62. Look at the maternity clothes in a catolog, sit by your mum and look at her ever once in a while and smile.
63. Count all the flowers on your wallpaper (unplug the phone)
64. Called people by the name of 'retarded .....*enter inanimate object/animal here*....' muffin and monkey work well.
65. On Instant messengers, copy peoples' screen name, font, font colour etc and tell them they've stolen your name! ... its a killer! (By Gaby, she says it kept her amused for weeks!)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 812184 (OP) 11/7/2009 12:11 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
this is crazy..cmon guys, don't I get at least a "good luck"?
this shit is GOLD
would be the greatest prank ever...just thinking of it cramps me, the biggest obstacle would be to keep a straight face
oh by the way...the reactions to this idea from the females on this forum shows me that, if pulled off well, this would be the greatest prank viral videos EVER! of all time..I could even see the 'day one ...evening' clips of the funniest moments
im pondering the pros and cons...
EM User ID: 812311 11/7/2009 12:17 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
this is crazy..cmon guys, don't I get at least a "good luck"?
this shit is GOLD
would be the greatest prank ever...just thinking of it cramps me, the biggest obstacle would be to keep a straight face
oh by the way...the reactions to this idea from the females on this forum shows me that, if pulled off well, this would be the greatest prank viral videos EVER! of all time..I could even see the 'day one ...evening' clips of the funniest moments
im pondering the pros and cons...
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812184
Your a fucking idiot - do you hear me - YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT - PRANKSTERS - FUCKING IDIOTS
Anonymous Coward User ID: 812184 (OP) 11/7/2009 8:27 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?
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