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I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?

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Chawlee Subscriber
User ID: 812573
11/7/2009 8:32 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

uhmm carl
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 781169
11/7/2009 8:42 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

1. Have a tea party with your pets

2. Stop people as they enter a drive-thru. Ask them to give you a lift though the drive-thru because you dont want to queue inside.

3... etc. etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809698



What does it mean if you already do/have done a lot of the stuff on this list and then some?

as to the original question... If a guy did that to me, I would be gone so fast, he would only notice a passing breeze. Not funny.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 362078
11/7/2009 8:47 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

A former roommate had a girlfriend that was a pain in the ass.

One day me and another friend put police tape across the door to the appartment. The we had a toe tag and misspelled his name, wadded it up and tossed it beside the door.

We then waited in my car for her to come over. We had left her a cryptic voice mail asking her to come over.

She damn near had a break down. The worst part was my roommate thought it was funny. They were not together long after that.
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11/7/2009 8:48 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

uhmm carl
 Quoting: Chawlee



Reckon you could make me some biscuits?

chuckle


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Anonymous Coward
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11/7/2009 8:49 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

uhmm :carl:



Reckon you could make me some biscuits?

chuckle


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 Quoting: BOWMAN

I reckon so
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Chawlee Subscriber
User ID: 812573
11/7/2009 8:53 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

uhmm carl



Reckon you could make me some biscuits?

chuckle


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 Quoting: BOWMAN


Reckon I can,but I'm outta musturd

Want some franch fried taters and whatnot?
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Tracy
User ID: 662749
11/7/2009 9:11 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

Have you even seen "The Notebook"? See that first....and if you love the gal like he did....you might reconsider pranking her. If you dont....warn her upfront that she is not a keeper......just so she knows she can trust a truly loved one.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 604436
11/7/2009 9:16 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

what are your true intentions? ever see the movie "Gaslight"?
 Quoting: Only Me


That's exactly what I thought!! Not funny at all...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 812631
11/7/2009 9:18 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

Ive got a prank each week buy her a dildo starting off small but getting biger and biger utill you get her one the size of a babeys head!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 812184 (OP)
11/7/2009 9:21 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

Have you even seen "The Notebook"? See that first....and if you love the gal like he did....you might reconsider pranking her. If you dont....warn her upfront that she is not a keeper......just so she knows she can trust a truly loved one.
 Quoting: Tracy


lol im cramping at this one, you're just making it easy

'the notebook'....the two most dreaded words on earth a guy can hear whenenver a gf says "I want you to watch something with me"

you don't think feigned nervous breakdowns are funny?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 761335
11/7/2009 9:36 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

I love jokes but this is pretty lame...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 812652
11/7/2009 9:48 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

then you better pray real hard that she really loves you or shje just may say
buh bye

I would
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 812184 (OP)
11/7/2009 10:44 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

Im shocked you people dont see the hilarity

you can't see the humor in videotaping the reaction of a girl who thinks her loving boyfriend turned broke down and turned into a homicidal maniac?

cmon there has to be someone who gets it

yah i know it's a little harsh, and frankly I doubt I could ever keep a straight face
Hickory
User ID: 789227
11/7/2009 10:57 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

What will you do if she as you carted off to the nearest loony bin? It could happen.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 812184 (OP)
11/7/2009 10:59 AM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

What will you do if she as you carted off to the nearest loony bin? It could happen.
 Quoting: Hickory



part of the thrill, I suppose...the possibility it could happen

of course she has no power over me, legally, and I'd stop the prank before it went that far
anonanon
User ID: 812733
11/7/2009 12:26 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

Why not just superglue your little Johnny to your thigh, show her and tell here no more sex.

You sound like a raving idiot.

But go ahead anyway. Might just give her the excuse she needs to dump you and fine someone who is actually a grown up.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 728812
11/7/2009 12:29 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

I think you are super stupid!
 Quoting: B4DAWN

me too
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 762605
11/7/2009 12:42 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

for shits and giggles, maybe I'm going too far this time but I keep saying that, but damn i love to laugh

got inspired by the movie 'The Shining', a man's descent into madness, and I wondered how a woman would react to a man's rapid mental deterioration, and how much a gas it would be to film the reactions

applause

im a prankster at heart and I tend to get elaborate for the good ones, and this one appears to be the funniest yet, if I could pull it off with a straight face it would be a confirmation of my skills

the idea , in a span of a week, is to kind of simulate a breakdown, slowly do the strangest shit every time i'm with her, like dont shower, glare at her every once in awhile, say something cryptic every once in awhile and thats it... pick my nose, leave my hair unkempt, ignore her calls, and when at home just sit on the edge of the bed and stare out the window and when she asks what I'm doing reply 'im working'

that kind of stuff, you get the idea, lead her thinking to the point where she'd be sleeping with one eye open lol, until of course the final candid camera moment

question is....is that going too far? could she possibly leave me for pranking her like this? she knows i'm somewhat of an imp, but she wouldn't expect this and thats why it would be a legendary prank never been done before

at about the 8:00 point is the vibe i'm looking for..



any thoughts?


5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812184

any thoughts?


so fucking lame....


there's a thought!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 806478
11/7/2009 12:46 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

I have a vision that you will soon be single and jacking off to porn in your mothers basement.
Arcaneshift
User ID: 812750
11/7/2009 12:55 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

How could playing mind games with someone you say you care about be in anyway hilarious, you are simply very immature of emotionally retarded or just a jerk . She needs to do better than you , people in general have enough so called mind games already without people going out of their way to screw with their sanity.
Hiram
User ID: 790024
11/7/2009 1:06 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

Do it, man. This could be an interesting psychological experiment.

Sure, there are risks, like she might throw a hissy fit and leave you, but it's for a good cause. In addition to taping it, keep a log of your personal observations as well.
Mister Obvious SubscriberModerator
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11/7/2009 1:09 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

Hmm.

She'd probably never trust you or feel safe with you again.

So if you want to truly scare her, make her distrust you, ect, then yeah, go ahead and fuck everything up.

The idea sounds funny, but the fact of the matter IS IT'S BEEN DONE IN A FUCKING MOVIE CALLED THE SHINING ONCE BEFORE, REMEMBER???
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 751667
11/7/2009 1:09 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

OP is an asshole, and a psychological abuser (if he does this lame ass act.)
Focus your thoughts on something better: how about trying to help your community, rather than abusing your girlfriend?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 778689
11/7/2009 1:19 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

I'm sorry, but the fact that you think that pretending to be mentally ill to someone who cares about you is humorous seems to me to be proof that you wouldn't have to pretend much.
mopar28m Subscriber
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User ID: 731040
11/7/2009 1:45 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

for shits and giggles, maybe I'm going too far this time but I keep saying that, but damn i love to laugh

got inspired by the movie 'The Shining', a man's descent into madness, and I wondered how a woman would react to a man's rapid mental deterioration, and how much a gas it would be to film the reactions

applause

im a prankster at heart and I tend to get elaborate for the good ones, and this one appears to be the funniest yet, if I could pull it off with a straight face it would be a confirmation of my skills

the idea , in a span of a week, is to kind of simulate a breakdown, slowly do the strangest shit every time i'm with her, like dont shower, glare at her every once in awhile, say something cryptic every once in awhile and thats it... pick my nose, leave my hair unkempt, ignore her calls, and when at home just sit on the edge of the bed and stare out the window and when she asks what I'm doing reply 'im working'

that kind of stuff, you get the idea, lead her thinking to the point where she'd be sleeping with one eye open lol, until of course the final candid camera moment

question is....is that going too far? could she possibly leave me for pranking her like this? she knows i'm somewhat of an imp, but she wouldn't expect this and thats why it would be a legendary prank never been done before

at about the 8:00 point is the vibe i'm looking for..



any thoughts?


5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812184

Very juvenile. Don't do it.
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11/7/2009 1:48 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

for shits and giggles, maybe I'm going too far this time but I keep saying that, but damn i love to laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812184


you'd better luv sleeping w/your right hand instead of a woman if you go thru with this.


lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 300884
11/7/2009 2:14 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

I think you should go for it. It's the only way to find out if the two of you are really meant to be together.

If she can't take your unique sense of humor, you'll just have to find someone who appreciates the real you better.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 728812
11/7/2009 2:17 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

OP your joke could have very serious consequences, grave consequences even, don't be a fucking idiot!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 813149
11/7/2009 10:59 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

If you did that to me-I'd pull out my 9mm, shoot you dead,and then tell the cops "I was in fear of my life-he went psycho & was trying to kill me" justifiable homicide- self-defense- I'd get your stuff and then get a new boyfriend.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 811954
11/7/2009 11:28 PM
Re: I want to play a very nasty prank on my girlfriend, should be hilarious think she'll forgive me?Quote

You are a total idiot and probably on your way to becoming a psychopath. she will not think its funny and she should leave you immediately.

Why don't you try a prank where you're her sweet and loving slave and massage her feet every night for a week while you sing love songs

god, people are stupid!
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