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11/7/2009 3:27 AM
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www.landoverbaptist.net
it is UNBELIEVABLE! here is just one example. i didn't have to look hard to find this, it had the last post.
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How To Spot a Jap
Brothers and sisters, we all know how sneaky the jap race is. I have found a handy government issued guide on how to spot them, and most amazingly, how to tell them apart from chinks. Frankly I had no idea that this was even possible, but thanks to our brave military, this guide was produced. Please study it carefully.
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Is there really a need for all these guides? I mean, isn't being able to tell a Jap from a China man the same as being able to sort a drawer of paperclips by brand?
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They all look the same to me. But then again so do negras, beaners and kikes.
Love, Sister Thumper
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Pastor Ezekiel, these days, does it matter whether they are japs, chinks, gooks or whatever? Aren't they all equally bad?
I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't keep up with all this politically-correct name changes. I remember when the darkies wanted to be called negroes, but then they said they wanted to be called blacks. Wasn't long before that wasn't good enough and they're demanding to be called afros. Personally, I thought my dad was complementing them when he called them spearchurckers and jungle bunnies since they're all proud of their "African heritage." But whatever.
And now the slants are playing the same game. Years ago they were proud to be called Nips - they even wrote "Nippon" (which means "Nip Land") on their postage stamps. Then they changed their minds and decided they wanted to be called Chinks. Then we had to call them Orientals, and after that Mongoloids. Finally, the proper word became Gooks, but when John McCain proudly called them gooks, they got all hot and bothered about it and demanded that he apologize. At the same time, they're selling some kind of soft drink that they call "Gookinaid" because it "aids Gooks."
Then I heard that now they don't call it Gookinaid anymore. Not sure what the new name is. Maybe "Chinkaid" or "Nipponaid."
All I can say is that if these emaciated beady-eyed little sneaks keep flooding our market with their cheap made-in-Gookland products, we oughta nuke 'em.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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Lola Handcock Lola Handcock is offline
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We did nuke them once ,they seem to have forgotten. Is it time for a repeat in history? The last time it sure kept them quite for a few decades!
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are these people serious??? i suggest making an account and opening up minds for the well being of humanity |
| NeoFistOfTheGolgoNinja
User ID: 811610
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11/7/2009 3:29 AM
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www.landoverbaptist.net
it is UNBELIEVABLE! here is just one example. i didn't have to look hard to find this, it had the last post.
Pastor Ezekiel is offline
True Christian™
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
How To Spot a Jap
Brothers and sisters, we all know how sneaky the jap race is. I have found a handy government issued guide on how to spot them, and most amazingly, how to tell them apart from chinks. Frankly I had no idea that this was even possible, but thanks to our brave military, this guide was produced. Please study it carefully.
__________________
and here are some 'true christian' replies...
Wash O'Hanley is offline
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Default Re: How To Spot a Jap
Is there really a need for all these guides? I mean, isn't being able to tell a Jap from a China man the same as being able to sort a drawer of paperclips by brand?
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BibleThumpinBlonde
Default Re: How To Spot a Jap
They all look the same to me. But then again so do negras, beaners and kikes.
Love, Sister Thumper
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Buford T Scoggins Buford T Scoggins is offline
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True Christian™ Parking Lot Tither Christian Love Real American™ Saved 1 Year
Default Re: How To Spot a Jap
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins View Post
Pastor Ezekiel, these days, does it matter whether they are japs, chinks, gooks or whatever? Aren't they all equally bad?
I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't keep up with all this politically-correct name changes. I remember when the darkies wanted to be called negroes, but then they said they wanted to be called blacks. Wasn't long before that wasn't good enough and they're demanding to be called afros. Personally, I thought my dad was complementing them when he called them spearchurckers and jungle bunnies since they're all proud of their "African heritage." But whatever.
And now the slants are playing the same game. Years ago they were proud to be called Nips - they even wrote "Nippon" (which means "Nip Land") on their postage stamps. Then they changed their minds and decided they wanted to be called Chinks. Then we had to call them Orientals, and after that Mongoloids. Finally, the proper word became Gooks, but when John McCain proudly called them gooks, they got all hot and bothered about it and demanded that he apologize. At the same time, they're selling some kind of soft drink that they call "Gookinaid" because it "aids Gooks."
Then I heard that now they don't call it Gookinaid anymore. Not sure what the new name is. Maybe "Chinkaid" or "Nipponaid."
All I can say is that if these emaciated beady-eyed little sneaks keep flooding our market with their cheap made-in-Gookland products, we oughta nuke 'em.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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Lola Handcock Lola Handcock is offline
Default Re: How To Spot a Jap
We did nuke them once ,they seem to have forgotten. Is it time for a repeat in history? The last time it sure kept them quite for a few decades!
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are these people serious??? i suggest making an account and opening up minds for the well being of humanity Quoting: Energy
Not sure why this is shocking? I am sorry that it isn't shocking it what I should say.
Sorry you had to read this yo. Sucks.
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A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor and bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.-- Thomas Jefferson |
| Energy
User ID: 745210
United States
11/7/2009 3:32 AM | | Re: CHRISTIANS - what do you think about this??? | Quote |
i mean this site is just full of racist pricks! claiming that they are holy and everyone else in the world is going to hell because they are creations of satan. i mean if you think GLP is crazy, this place will blow your mind. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 812499
 Australia
11/7/2009 3:32 AM | | Re: CHRISTIANS - what do you think about this??? | Quote |
I am a christian - and if this is all true, then I say FLOOD them with emails, tell your friends, churches (alert other churches), start at the TOP, call TV station, send copies into mazagines - also the Christian Magazines, demand an answer for this.
It is wrong, black and white.
ALL people of ALL races are loved by God. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 803462
United States
11/7/2009 3:41 AM | | Re: CHRISTIANS - what do you think about this??? | Quote |
Landover Baptist is a satire. . .yet disconcertingly lifelike. |
| Energy
User ID: 745210
United States
11/7/2009 3:44 AM | | Re: CHRISTIANS - what do you think about this??? | Quote |
I am a christian - and if this is all true, then I say FLOOD them with emails, tell your friends, churches (alert other churches), start at the TOP, call TV station, send copies into mazagines - also the Christian Magazines, demand an answer for this.
It is wrong, black and white.
ALL people of ALL races are loved by God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812499
[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]
this thread was created by a bible study teacher at the church!!! |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 698401
 Norway
11/7/2009 4:08 AM | | Re: CHRISTIANS - what do you think about this??? | Quote |
Can't you losers ever come up with anything original? I mean, are you new to this forum opee? This hoax site has been done so many times, it's boring. But then again, so are you and your cronies, that's why you waste your life on trying to have a go at something you apparently don't believe exists because apparently you're all real logical people...
...riiight |
| Energy
User ID: 745210
United States
11/7/2009 4:11 AM | | Re: CHRISTIANS - what do you think about this??? | Quote |
Can't you losers ever come up with anything original? I mean, are you new to this forum opee? This hoax site has been done so many times, it's boring. But then again, so are you and your cronies, that's why you waste your life on trying to have a go at something you apparently don't believe exists because apparently you're all real logical people...
...riiight Quoting: Anonymous Coward 698401
haha no offense, i was just the gullible one. damn that stings. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 698401
Norway
11/7/2009 4:14 AM | | Re: CHRISTIANS - what do you think about this??? | Quote |
Can't you losers ever come up with anything original? I mean, are you new to this forum opee? This hoax site has been done so many times, it's boring. But then again, so are you and your cronies, that's why you waste your life on trying to have a go at something you apparently don't believe exists because apparently you're all real logical people...
...riiight
haha no offense, i was just the gullible one. damn that stings. Quoting: Energy
You want me to believe that you thought that site was for real?
Erm... |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 693685
United States
11/7/2009 4:15 AM | | Re: CHRISTIANS - what do you think about this??? | Quote |
Come on, man! Don't be gullible. That goes for Christians too. Look how many believe Jack Chick tracts. |
| Native-Alien
User ID: 812454
United States
11/7/2009 4:24 AM | | Re: CHRISTIANS - what do you think about this??? | Quote |
I am a christian - and if this is all true, then I say FLOOD them with emails, tell your friends, churches (alert other churches), start at the TOP, call TV station, send copies into mazagines - also the Christian Magazines, demand an answer for this.
It is wrong, black and white.
ALL people of ALL races are loved by God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812499
Of course they are. We are all "God".
Everything in creation is a part of what some people call god. |
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