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Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection
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smilesun User ID: 812643 11/7/2009 9:47 AM Report abusive post | Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection
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An American couple are looking into other methods of having children after they discovered that she was allergic to his seed – on their wedding night.
Read more [link to virtualblog.splinder.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 812658 11/7/2009 10:00 AM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
An American couple are looking into other methods of having children after they discovered that she was allergic to his seed – on their wedding night.
Read more [ link to virtualblog.splinder.com] Quoting: smilesun
Should you live together before you get married? Living together before marriage seems to increase the risk of divorcing?
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smilesun User ID: 812674 11/7/2009 10:50 AM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
An American couple are looking into other methods of having children after they discovered that she was allergic to his seed – on their wedding night.
Read more [ link to virtualblog.splinder.com]
Should you live together before you get married? Living together before marriage seems to increase the risk of divorcing?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812658
Everyone is free to make their own choices :-). |
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DrPostman   Forum Moderator User ID: 810765 11/7/2009 10:52 AM
 | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote | Well, we know she'll never swallow. "I've had two teenagers who were considering killing themselves, because they didn't want to
be around when the world ends. Two women in the last two weeks said they were contemplating
killing their children and themselves so they wouldn't have to suffer through the end of the world."
-- NASA Astrobiology Institute scientist David Morrison, on 2012 fears
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 810871 11/7/2009 10:52 AM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote | Vaccinations contain sterilization agents that make a woman's body/immune system reject & attack semen.
No fucking joke. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 811494 11/7/2009 10:52 AM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote | This is why you should fuck before marriage. |
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DrPostman   Forum Moderator User ID: 810765 11/7/2009 10:55 AM
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This is why you should fuck before marriage. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 811494
They did.
 "I've had two teenagers who were considering killing themselves, because they didn't want to
be around when the world ends. Two women in the last two weeks said they were contemplating
killing their children and themselves so they wouldn't have to suffer through the end of the world."
-- NASA Astrobiology Institute scientist David Morrison, on 2012 fears
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 812682 11/7/2009 10:57 AM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
Vaccinations contain sterilization agents that make a woman's body/immune system reject & attack semen.
No fucking joke. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 810871
Link? |
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Just A Thought User ID: 508937 11/7/2009 11:09 AM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote | Well it's not like any other married couple - no sex!
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 802124 11/7/2009 11:22 AM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
This is why you should fuck before marriage.
They did. Quoting: DrPostman
Well, she never gave him a BJ then. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 807096 11/7/2009 11:28 AM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
Vaccinations contain sterilization agents that make a woman's body/immune system reject & attack semen.
No fucking joke. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 810871
I like what you did there.
Get it, the stories about sex and he said it's no fucking joke.  |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 806478 11/7/2009 11:29 AM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote | Never mind they will probably be divorced in a few years anyway  |
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DrPostman   Forum Moderator User ID: 810765 11/7/2009 11:30 AM
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This is why you should fuck before marriage.
They did.
Well, she never gave him a BJ then. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 802124
You don't ever watch any porn, do you? Or if you do you
don't ever watch any modern porn from say, the last ten
or so years. "I've had two teenagers who were considering killing themselves, because they didn't want to
be around when the world ends. Two women in the last two weeks said they were contemplating
killing their children and themselves so they wouldn't have to suffer through the end of the world."
-- NASA Astrobiology Institute scientist David Morrison, on 2012 fears
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 773137 11/7/2009 12:10 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
An American couple are looking into other methods of having children after they discovered that she was allergic to his seed – on their wedding night.
Read more [ link to virtualblog.splinder.com] Quoting: smilesun
artificial insemination would bypass that so they could have children of their own. |
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smilesun User ID: 812674 11/7/2009 12:21 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
Well, we know she'll never swallow. Quoting: DrPostman
Rumors abound regarding semen and the health risks it may pose,
especially when it comes to fellatio (oral stimulation of the penis)
and the hotly debated question, ?should I spit or swallow?? Typically,
a male ejaculates one tablespoon of fluid, which contains about 10%
sperm and 90% seminal fluid (comprised of simple sugars, protein, and
small amounts of vitamins, minerals and hormones). The amount of
protein found in seminal fluid is very small, and estimated at only
about 6mg. Your standard three-ounce pork chop has about 24g, so I
wouldn?t give up your beef and beans any time soon. Well-Woman has
also received questions from students worried about the caloric
content of male ejaculate. However, you won?t find more than 5-10
calories in one tablespoon of cum, so contrary to popular speculation
swallowing is not going to make you fat. But more important than
counting calories or measuring protein intake, you need to consider
the risks of contracting a sexually transmitted infection (STI) when
engaging in unprotected oral sex. Using condoms dramatically decreases
your chance of contracting an STI through oral sex. Ultimately though,
there have been no studies that suggest that swallowing healthy,
disease-free semen has detrimental affects to one?s health.
A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount
is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen),
when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating,
among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not
loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7
calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only
about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent?
Well, its other ingredients include:
* Fructose sugar
* Water
* Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
* Citric acid
* Enzymes
* Protein
* Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
* Zinc
Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons
of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.
[link to newsgroups.derkeiler.com] |
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mystylplx User ID: 807177 11/7/2009 12:25 PM
 | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote | So is she allergic only to HIS seed? Or just allergic to "seed" in general? This is a question that needs answering, and will probably require volunteers...  |
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smilesun User ID: 812674 11/7/2009 12:26 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
An American couple are looking into other methods of having children after they discovered that she was allergic to his seed – on their wedding night.
Read more [ link to virtualblog.splinder.com]
artificial insemination would bypass that so they could have children of their own. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 773137
For the workaround does not speak of artificial insemination, but adopt a child. Thanks for the comment |
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smilesun User ID: 812674 11/7/2009 12:56 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
So is she allergic only to HIS seed? Or just allergic to "seed" in general? This is a question that needs answering, and will probably require volunteers...  Quoting: mystylplx
The question is intelligent, I do not think that she is willing have sex with other mens :-). |
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mystylplx User ID: 807177 11/7/2009 12:58 PM
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So is she allergic only to HIS seed? Or just allergic to "seed" in general? This is a question that needs answering, and will probably require volunteers...
The question is intelligent, I do not think that she is willing have sex with other mens :-). Quoting: smilesun
Not even in the interests of science?
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 776907 11/7/2009 1:04 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote | I saw this couple on a talk show... after discussion with a doctor, it seemed pretty clear that this was 100% psychosomatic. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 526155 11/7/2009 1:05 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
Vaccinations contain sterilization agents that make a woman's body/immune system reject & attack semen.
No fucking joke. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 810871
Exactly. She is just toxic, there is no such thing as natural allergy to sperm. It's always due to toxins causing the autoimmune type reaction. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 526155 11/7/2009 1:07 PM | |
smilesun User ID: 813488 11/8/2009 12:20 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
So is she allergic only to HIS seed? Or just allergic to "seed" in general? This is a question that needs answering, and will probably require volunteers...
The question is intelligent, I do not think that she is willing have sex with other mens :-).
Not even in the interests of science?
 Quoting: mystylplx
I'm an omnivore, I read everything even scientific issues :-). |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 810653 11/8/2009 12:21 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
This is why you should fuck before marriage.
They did.
:glpmoran: Quoting: DrPostman
What is a "Moran" moron? |
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smilesun User ID: 813488 11/8/2009 12:25 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
I saw this couple on a talk show... after discussion with a doctor, it seemed pretty clear that this was 100% psychosomatic. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 776907
I have not had occasion to see this couple on the television show. If you say that this is a psychosomatic problem I trust what you says. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 809686 11/8/2009 12:29 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
Well, we know she'll never swallow.
Rumors abound regarding semen and the health risks it may pose,
especially when it comes to fellatio (oral stimulation of the penis)
and the hotly debated question, ?should I spit or swallow?? Typically,
a male ejaculates one tablespoon of fluid, which contains about 10%
sperm and 90% seminal fluid (comprised of simple sugars, protein, and
small amounts of vitamins, minerals and hormones). The amount of
protein found in seminal fluid is very small, and estimated at only
about 6mg. Your standard three-ounce pork chop has about 24g, so I
wouldn?t give up your beef and beans any time soon. Well-Woman has
also received questions from students worried about the caloric
content of male ejaculate. However, you won?t find more than 5-10
calories in one tablespoon of cum, so contrary to popular speculation
swallowing is not going to make you fat. But more important than
counting calories or measuring protein intake, you need to consider
the risks of contracting a sexually transmitted infection (STI) when
engaging in unprotected oral sex. Using condoms dramatically decreases
your chance of contracting an STI through oral sex. Ultimately though,
there have been no studies that suggest that swallowing healthy,
disease-free semen has detrimental affects to one?s health.
A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount
is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen),
when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating,
among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not
loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7
calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only
about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent?
Well, its other ingredients include:
* Fructose sugar
* Water
* Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
* Citric acid
* Enzymes
* Protein
* Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
* Zinc
Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons
of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.
[ link to newsgroups.derkeiler.com] Quoting: smilesun
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smilesun User ID: 813657 11/8/2009 5:27 PM | | Re: Wife discovers allergy to husband's seed on wedding night Couple's problem went undetected thanks to protection | Quote |
Well, we know she'll never swallow.
Rumors abound regarding semen and the health risks it may pose,
especially when it comes to fellatio (oral stimulation of the penis)
and the hotly debated question, ?should I spit or swallow?? Typically,
a male ejaculates one tablespoon of fluid, which contains about 10%
sperm and 90% seminal fluid (comprised of simple sugars, protein, and
small amounts of vitamins, minerals and hormones). The amount of
protein found in seminal fluid is very small, and estimated at only
about 6mg. Your standard three-ounce pork chop has about 24g, so I
wouldn?t give up your beef and beans any time soon. Well-Woman has
also received questions from students worried about the caloric
content of male ejaculate. However, you won?t find more than 5-10
calories in one tablespoon of cum, so contrary to popular speculation
swallowing is not going to make you fat. But more important than
counting calories or measuring protein intake, you need to consider
the risks of contracting a sexually transmitted infection (STI) when
engaging in unprotected oral sex. Using condoms dramatically decreases
your chance of contracting an STI through oral sex. Ultimately though,
there have been no studies that suggest that swallowing healthy,
disease-free semen has detrimental affects to one?s health.
A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount
is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen),
when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating,
among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not
loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7
calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only
about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent?
Well, its other ingredients include:
* Fructose sugar
* Water
* Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
* Citric acid
* Enzymes
* Protein
* Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
* Zinc
Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons
of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.
[ link to newsgroups.derkeiler.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809686
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DrPostman   Forum Moderator User ID: 810765 11/8/2009 10:31 PM
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This is why you should fuck before marriage.
They did.
What is a "Moran" moron? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 810653
A GLP meme - look up what that is and educate yourself. "I've had two teenagers who were considering killing themselves, because they didn't want to
be around when the world ends. Two women in the last two weeks said they were contemplating
killing their children and themselves so they wouldn't have to suffer through the end of the world."
-- NASA Astrobiology Institute scientist David Morrison, on 2012 fears
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