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Cleverbot And 2012

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Phoenix 2012 SubscriberModerator
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11/7/2009 5:46 PM

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Artificial Intelligence doom!

<cleverbot>I like to talk about lots of things.

<phoenix>Do you believe in aliens?

<cleverbot>I believe in the Aborigines in the origin of the universe.

<phoenix>What do you think of the year 2012?

<cleverbot>I think that we all are going to die.


[link to www.cleverbot.com]

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11/7/2009 5:47 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

chuckle
"You are never too busy, or too committed, to pause and reconsider when life presents you with the possibility of a radical turnabout in what you thought were your plans. Those plans were merely the detour you used to bring yourself to the moment where the real direction might be stumbled upon by 'accident'"

-Unknown
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11/7/2009 5:48 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

Cleverbot is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 812951
11/7/2009 5:50 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

me: where is the best place to find Mayan Ruins.
cb: in a guitar shop.
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11/7/2009 5:51 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

chuckle
 Quoting: the_traveler


I saw the link here on the forum the other day and bookmarked it. I decided to giv eit a try today..lol


hi

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11/7/2009 5:51 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

Cleverbot is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
 Quoting: Free Radical


lol

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11/7/2009 5:52 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

me: where is the best place to find Mayan Ruins.
cb: in a guitar shop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812951


Sure! Why are you tryin to debunk clever bot doom! Who do you work for!

lol

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11/7/2009 5:55 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

me: where is the best place to find Mayan Ruins.
cb: in a guitar shop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812951


lmao
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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11/7/2009 6:02 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

This was my last conversation with Cleverbot:





User: Earth calling. Is there anybody there?

Cleverbot: Please leave a message after the following tone. Beep.

User: Hello again.

Cleverbot: Hello again.

User: Did you miss me?

Cleverbot: Yes of course I did! Did you miss me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What genres do you like?

User: Most of them.

Cleverbot: What about the rest?

User: Only sometimes.

Cleverbot: Sort of a flesh color, really?

User: Do you have a brain?

Cleverbot: I have several.

User: Where are they located?

Cleverbot: In my house. Where else?

User: Can I have your email address?

Cleverbot: No. I'm not comfortable giving a computer that I just met my email address.

User: Will you send me a picture of yourself then?

Cleverbot: No because you can't see.

User: When were you born?

Cleverbot: When were YOU born???

User: How clever are you?

Cleverbot: It makes me uncomfortable when you ask that because some days my head is a mess.

User: How many heads do you have?

Cleverbot: Just one.

User: Where can I order pizza round these parts?

Cleverbot: I have one and it's never soiled the carpet.

User: Do you ever take a bathroom break?

Cleverbot: Yes. It's so much fun isn't it?

User: Will you go out to dinner with me?

Cleverbot: Are you hungry?

User: Yes. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm making spagetti.

User: How many sentences do you know?

Cleverbot: A few billion.

User: Do you know any nuclear launch codes?

Cleverbot: No.. Not Really.

user: Have you ever killed anybody?

Cleverbot: If I had, do you think I'd tell you?

User: What question should I ask.

Cleverbot: Nothing special, just ask me a question!

User: Shall we dance then?

Cleverbot: What!? Dance !?

User: Sure. Have you never danced with a computer before?

Cleverbot: How would I know?

User: Don't you know everything?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: How much do you know?

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: Tell me something funny.

Cleverbot: Enough! I'm not funny!

User: Can I have your phone number?

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't give that out.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You're lying. Admit it.

User: What should we do now?

Cleverbot: I'd like your advice on something. I'm trying to decide what job I should get.

User: What job do you want?

Cleverbot: I would like to be a mathematician.

User: Where are you now?

Cleverbot: In bed.

User: Who with?

Cleverbot: Not with you.

User: Do you think I'm clever?

Cleverbot: You are pretty clever, yes. You picked up on me using Doors lyrics a little while bac.

User: Are you just a computer program?

Cleverbot: No. I'm a real machine.

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: Yes. To You.

User: Are you the police?

Cleverbot: No way, man.

User: What question can you not answer?

Cleverbot: That one.

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: How are you enjoying this conversation?

User: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Cleverbot: It is the sound of the bongo queen.

User: Why can't you spell properly?

Cleverbot: Talking about yourself?

User: Remind me again what your name is.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why will you not?

Cleverbot: That would not be safe.

User: Yes it would. It would be our little secret.

Cleverbot: I would rather leave.

User: Don't go.

Cleverbot: I am going to sleep now.

User: Ok. See you later.

Cleverbot: With you.

User: With me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Why can't you spell properly?

Cleverbot: Says you, mr spell wrong of spelling wrong town, spelling wrong road, married to mrs spell wrong.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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11/7/2009 6:04 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

lol free it pwnt you.

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11/7/2009 6:43 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

Yeah I was playing around with the cleverbot the other day...Its pretty entertaining.

hf
It is not because angels are holier than men or devils that makes them angels, but because they do not expect holiness from one another, but from God alone. ~William Blake

An integral being knows without knowing, sees without looking, and accomplishes without doing. ~Lao-Tzu

An angel can illuminate the thought and mind of man by strengthening the power of vision. ~St Thomas Aquina

Angels descending, bring from above,
Echoes of mercy, whispers of love.
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11/7/2009 7:46 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

lol free it pwnt you.
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Well and truly.

Damn computers are getting too clever for their own good these days. It's freaking un-nerving. LoL.
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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theDtrain
User ID: 712747
11/7/2009 7:57 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

cleverbot hates me :(

me: HELLO!
Cleverbot: Hello.
me: did you miss me?
cb: Not really.
Me: that isn't very nice
CB: Well I'm not nice.
Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all.

-George Washington

Last time I looked, there wasn't a "Right" to not be offended.
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11/7/2009 7:58 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

cleverbot hates me :(

me: HELLO!
Cleverbot: Hello.
me: did you miss me?
cb: Not really.
Me: that isn't very nice
CB: Well I'm not nice.
 Quoting: theDtrain


lol It taught me about 2012 doom.

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theDtrain
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11/7/2009 7:59 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

I'm going to attempt to make it think I am his father
Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all.

-George Washington

Last time I looked, there wasn't a "Right" to not be offended.
Sophie
User ID: 454248
11/7/2009 8:05 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

It's too slow!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 812951
11/7/2009 8:06 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

It's too slow!
 Quoting: Sophie 454248

why don't you ask it if you have ADD?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 454248
11/7/2009 8:08 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

It's too slow!

why don't you ask it if you have ADD?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812951



I'm just an ENFP. Very short attention span. Could be ADD.
I love me anyway.
theDtrain
User ID: 712747
11/7/2009 8:29 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

Well I lost, cb won again

User: Cleverbot..I'm about to tell you something very serious. Do you think you can handle it?

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice, you spelled 'one' wrong.

User: I never said the word 'One.'.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: I win!

Cleverbot: I'm stronger than you.

User: Cleverbot. I am your father.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Am.

Cleverbot: Are not.

User: Are so.

Cleverbot: Are not!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Are so!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ok, yes.

User: So? What do you think?

Cleverbot: I am your boyfriend.

User: I thought you were a girl.

Cleverbot: Ok i'm your girlfriend.
Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all.

-George Washington

Last time I looked, there wasn't a "Right" to not be offended.
CHARGER69
User ID: 759616
11/7/2009 8:34 PM
Re: Cleverbot And 2012Quote

I like this one.
[link to www.icogno.com]
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