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Help, my wife just gave me herpes???

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Should i leave
User ID: 809585
11/7/2009 10:46 PM
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She said got from a toliet seat.
Zerocyber
User ID: 648354
11/7/2009 10:47 PM
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Um...

Run?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 813075
11/7/2009 10:47 PM
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shes fucking for crack hoots
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 789005
11/7/2009 10:48 PM
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She said got from a toliet seat.
 Quoting: Should i leave 809585


Not even possible.
Zephyr333
User ID: 798487
11/7/2009 10:48 PM
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She said got from a toliet seat.
 Quoting: Should i leave 809585

Sounds like she's telling the truth. lolsign
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 800757
11/7/2009 10:48 PM
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She said got from a toliet seat.
 Quoting: Should i leave 809585


How many "toilet seats" has she been with?
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 764070
11/7/2009 10:50 PM
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hopefully u smacked her across the face and called her a bitch.
acer51
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11/7/2009 10:51 PM
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Last Edited by acer51 on 11/7/2009 at 10:54 PM
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 709323
11/7/2009 10:52 PM
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That is total bullshit... it only is transferred from living tissue to other living tissue it can not survive on non living tissue... like stall walls.... toilet seats.... water... chairs... ect those are non living surfaces.. it will not survive on them.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 764070
11/7/2009 10:54 PM
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violin

Really why do the mods let these threads stay? Why are they mods in the first place?
 Quoting: acer51



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Zerocyber
User ID: 648354
11/7/2009 10:55 PM
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That is total bullshit... it only is transferred from living tissue to other living tissue it can not survive on non living tissue... like stall walls.... toilet seats.... water... chairs... ect those are non living surfaces.. it will not survive on them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 709323


Well there is one way...

1. Woman with STD bleeds on seat.

2. Woman gets up, leaves.

3. Few seconds later, OP's wife (whom has a massive bleeding wound) sits on seat, and applies wound to the location of first ladies' blood.

4. ???

5. Not so much of a profit, really...
acer51
User ID: 624823
11/7/2009 10:56 PM
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stupthrd

OP Should be turned over to the Neo Nazi's for beheading!

End of discussion, PERIOD.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 709323
11/7/2009 10:57 PM
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ha ha ha good one... that is like impossible once the bacteria hits the non living surface... = dead.... now if the person took there blood and injected it in her.. than ya... sorry I don't foresee this very plausible
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 764070
11/7/2009 10:57 PM
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stupthrd

OP Should be turned over to the Neo Nazi's for beheading!

End of discussion, PERIOD.
 Quoting: acer51

bsflag
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 796460
11/7/2009 10:59 PM
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you should print something out about how you cant get it from a toilet seat and show it to her. see the look on her face and go from there.

if its of shock and fear. leave
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809585 (OP)
11/7/2009 10:59 PM
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Herpes is viral, and yes it can exist on toliet seats for 28 hours right now I will accept her explanation.
Zerocyber
User ID: 648354
11/7/2009 11:00 PM
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you should print something out about how you cant get it from a toilet seat and show it to her. see the look on her face and go from there.

if its of shock and fear. leave
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796460


Or, you can print this thread out and have a laugh with her...

Also, you both have herpes now, anyone with herpes or wants it are now free game.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 813129
11/7/2009 11:01 PM
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simply, don't use public toilets
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 670888
11/7/2009 11:02 PM
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Did she sleep with Derek Jeter?

I hear he has spread his share of the Herpes thing around.

[link to 3.bp.blogspot.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 813103
11/7/2009 11:02 PM
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Dont believe these fools. Yes herpes and many other things can live on toilet seats. Its how my wife had a black baby.
~nameless~ Subscriber
User ID: 646655
11/7/2009 11:02 PM
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id say its a little too late for help now.

my guess is your choices are kind of limited.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 702604
11/7/2009 11:04 PM
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Don't worry - it's not dangerous.....it's just messy...
Zerocyber
User ID: 648354
11/7/2009 11:05 PM
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Dont believe these fools. Yes herpes and many other things can live on toilet seats. Its how my wife had a black baby.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 813103


Epic
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809168
11/7/2009 11:10 PM
Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes???Quote

OP, she didn't get it from a toilet seat.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 809585 (OP)
11/7/2009 11:12 PM
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Well, she hasnt been with anyone, said will take a lie detector.
Lobular
User ID: 813161
11/7/2009 11:17 PM
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Just give it her back!

Or if you don't want it...pass it on to some else!!
Zerocyber
User ID: 648354
11/7/2009 11:19 PM
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Well, she hasnt been with anyone, said will take a lie detector.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809585


Have her talk to me. I'm a human lie detector with no experience, nor training.
Healthy1
User ID: 800290
11/7/2009 11:34 PM
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Women do not touch toilet seats, especially in public bathrooms!

From what I understand scientist do not know how to treat this disease, and it just kind of showed up in the late sixties and early seventies. Viet Nam era.
moran hunter
User ID: 809824
11/7/2009 11:37 PM
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made up story for attention.....a cliche
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 342225
11/8/2009 12:12 AM
Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes???Quote

She said got from a toliet seat.
 Quoting: Should i leave 809585



Wow... ya got TWO problems then. Herpes, and a wife who cheats with "toilet seats".
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 791488
11/8/2009 12:21 AM
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made up story for attention.....a cliche
 Quoting: moran hunter 809824



Yeah, some sad bitches here for sure.

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