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Help, my wife just gave me herpes???
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Should i leave User ID: 809585 11/7/2009 10:46 PM Report abusive post | Help, my wife just gave me herpes???
| Quote | She said got from a toliet seat. |
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Zerocyber User ID: 648354 11/7/2009 10:47 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | Um...
Run? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 813075 11/7/2009 10:47 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | shes fucking for crack hoots |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 789005 11/7/2009 10:48 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote |
She said got from a toliet seat. Quoting: Should i leave 809585
Not even possible. |
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Zephyr333 User ID: 798487 11/7/2009 10:48 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote |
She said got from a toliet seat. Quoting: Should i leave 809585
Sounds like she's telling the truth.  |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT User ID: 800757 11/7/2009 10:48 PM
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She said got from a toliet seat. Quoting: Should i leave 809585
How many "toilet seats" has she been with? You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 764070 11/7/2009 10:50 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | hopefully u smacked her across the face and called her a bitch. |
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acer51 User ID: 624823 11/7/2009 10:51 PM
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Last Edited by acer51 on 11/7/2009 at 10:54 PM |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 709323 11/7/2009 10:52 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | That is total bullshit... it only is transferred from living tissue to other living tissue it can not survive on non living tissue... like stall walls.... toilet seats.... water... chairs... ect those are non living surfaces.. it will not survive on them. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 764070 11/7/2009 10:54 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote |
Really why do the mods let these threads stay? Why are they mods in the first place? Quoting: acer51
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Zerocyber User ID: 648354 11/7/2009 10:55 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote |
That is total bullshit... it only is transferred from living tissue to other living tissue it can not survive on non living tissue... like stall walls.... toilet seats.... water... chairs... ect those are non living surfaces.. it will not survive on them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 709323
Well there is one way...
1. Woman with STD bleeds on seat.
2. Woman gets up, leaves.
3. Few seconds later, OP's wife (whom has a massive bleeding wound) sits on seat, and applies wound to the location of first ladies' blood.
4. ???
5. Not so much of a profit, really... |
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acer51 User ID: 624823 11/7/2009 10:56 PM
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OP Should be turned over to the Neo Nazi's for beheading!
End of discussion, PERIOD. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 709323 11/7/2009 10:57 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | ha ha ha good one... that is like impossible once the bacteria hits the non living surface... = dead.... now if the person took there blood and injected it in her.. than ya... sorry I don't foresee this very plausible |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 764070 11/7/2009 10:57 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote |
OP Should be turned over to the Neo Nazi's for beheading!
End of discussion, PERIOD. Quoting: acer51
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 796460 11/7/2009 10:59 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | you should print something out about how you cant get it from a toilet seat and show it to her. see the look on her face and go from there.
if its of shock and fear. leave |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 809585 (OP) 11/7/2009 10:59 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | Herpes is viral, and yes it can exist on toliet seats for 28 hours right now I will accept her explanation. |
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Zerocyber User ID: 648354 11/7/2009 11:00 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote |
you should print something out about how you cant get it from a toilet seat and show it to her. see the look on her face and go from there.
if its of shock and fear. leave Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796460
Or, you can print this thread out and have a laugh with her...
Also, you both have herpes now, anyone with herpes or wants it are now free game. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 813129 11/7/2009 11:01 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | simply, don't use public toilets |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 670888 11/7/2009 11:02 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | Did she sleep with Derek Jeter?
I hear he has spread his share of the Herpes thing around.
[link to 3.bp.blogspot.com] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 813103 11/7/2009 11:02 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | Dont believe these fools. Yes herpes and many other things can live on toilet seats. Its how my wife had a black baby. |
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~nameless~  User ID: 646655 11/7/2009 11:02 PM
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my guess is your choices are kind of limited. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 702604 11/7/2009 11:04 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | Don't worry - it's not dangerous.....it's just messy... |
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Zerocyber User ID: 648354 11/7/2009 11:05 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote |
Dont believe these fools. Yes herpes and many other things can live on toilet seats. Its how my wife had a black baby. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 813103
Epic |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 809168 11/7/2009 11:10 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | OP, she didn't get it from a toilet seat. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 809585 (OP) 11/7/2009 11:12 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | Well, she hasnt been with anyone, said will take a lie detector. |
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Lobular User ID: 813161 11/7/2009 11:17 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | Just give it her back!
Or if you don't want it...pass it on to some else!! |
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Zerocyber User ID: 648354 11/7/2009 11:19 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote |
Well, she hasnt been with anyone, said will take a lie detector. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 809585
Have her talk to me. I'm a human lie detector with no experience, nor training. |
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Healthy1 User ID: 800290 11/7/2009 11:34 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | Women do not touch toilet seats, especially in public bathrooms!
From what I understand scientist do not know how to treat this disease, and it just kind of showed up in the late sixties and early seventies. Viet Nam era. |
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moran hunter User ID: 809824 11/7/2009 11:37 PM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote | made up story for attention.....a cliche |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 342225 11/8/2009 12:12 AM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote |
She said got from a toliet seat. Quoting: Should i leave 809585
Wow... ya got TWO problems then. Herpes, and a wife who cheats with "toilet seats". |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 791488 11/8/2009 12:21 AM | | Re: Help, my wife just gave me herpes??? | Quote |
made up story for attention.....a cliche Quoting: moran hunter 809824
Yeah, some sad bitches here for sure.
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