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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Baguette breaks collider - November 06, 2009
Earlier this week, an electrical short again sidelined the Large Hadron Collider, the world's most powerful particle accelerator on the French-Swiss border. As the Register first reported, the cause of the short appears to have been a baguette caught inside a piece of electrical equipment that supports the machine.

CERN sources have confirmed the incident and blamed it on an errant bird. Under condition of anonymity, a CERN insider answered the Great Beyond's questions about the incident. Seriously, we did not make this up.

Any indication it might have been left on accident by a worker?
A short-circuit was thought to be caused by baguette carrying bird (not unknown for animals to cause this sort of problem). Workers were definitely not implicated.

Can we say anything about the contents of the baguette? Did it contain any tasty filling? If so what type?
Looks to have been a plain baguette - no filling observed. It was very soggy when found.

Is there any indication whether this is a French or a Swiss baguette?
It was a French site – But a frontier crossing bird is not ruled out.

Has anyone considered the possibility that the baguette came from the future to sabotage the LHC? Is there any indication that this is a futuristic baguette?
The possibility has been examined by theoretical physicists - considered unlikely as they feel baguettes will not play a part in future cultures.

Why is a bird considered the most likely theory?
Not unknown for birds to cause this sort of problem in outdoor electrical installations. The bird survived but lost breakfast.

Is this for real?
It is for real.

Will it have any impact on the CERN schedule?
There will be no impact on CERN schedule - full recovery has already taken place. It's similar to a power cut – procedures are in place to deal with this sort of thing. I got this from Nature.com under the great beyond.....None of the sites would allow me to post the link so I figured I would just copy the story. Anybody who want to know more about this can just google it lol

CERN/Wikipedia/G. Brumfiel

..... Yet again putin

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That was exactly my reaction as well, glad to see your so johnny on the spot
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Open your computer.

Stick a piece of bread into your heatsink's fan so that it stops spinning.

Close your computer.

Wonder why the fuck you smell something burning and why the computer keeps bluescreening.
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Thanks for the insult bud I bet it makes you feel pretty empowered behind the safety of your computer. Pretty fucked up when you can't even post something you find interesting without some smart ass fucking kid/teenager to start running their smart mouth talking shit, and if you are older than that then you should know better you little shit.

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Linkie does not work unfortunately...

anyway...THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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And personally i'm not really sure why you would flag me over something that in my opinion deserves a thread, because this fucking thing keeps getting stalled and not to mention this is one of the most expensive machines ever created searching for a so called god particle that looks into other dimentions and shit so something like this once again in my opinion needs to be constantly reshreshed on a site like this. I don't think this site was created so immature teenagers could talk shit over the computer in the comfort of their home thinking their tuff shit buddy stfu
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And personally i'm not really sure why you would flag me over something that in my opinion deserves a thread, because this fucking thing keeps getting stalled and not to mention this is one of the most expensive machines ever created searching for a so called god particle that looks into other dimentions and shit so something like this once again in my opinion needs to be constantly reshreshed on a site like this. I don't think this site was created so immature teenagers could talk shit over the computer in the comfort of their home thinking their tuff shit buddy stfu
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Not an immature, they are shills, wanting you to disengage, then you become non poster, so they hope.
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the bird was sent from the future to disable the machine before it could destroy the world.
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the bird bird the bird is the word

i said the bird bird the bird is the word
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[link to www.guardian.co.uk]
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[link to blogs.nature.com]
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If it's white in color and dropped by a bird, chances are it WASN'T bread.
Water always wins. :sun:
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There will be no impact on CERN schedule - full recovery has already taken place.

well nothing to see here...
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Open your computer.

Stick a piece of bread into your heatsink's fan so that it stops spinning.

Close your computer.

Wonder why the fuck you smell something burning and why the computer keeps bluescreening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 759743


Open your mind, put a little common sense in and see if you still believe this reason.
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A source told me that when the bread fell on the colliders magnetic relay circuit it opened a wormhole.

It's the atomic structure of the yeast you see it makes things expand.

Also the pigeon was executed by firing squad.
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A source told me that when the bread fell on the colliders magnetic relay circuit it opened a wormhole.

It's the atomic structure of the yeast you see it makes things expand.

Also the pigeon was executed by firing squad.
 Quoting: black hole 813920


No, that's when the bird drops a worm.

Tune in next week for more Weird Collider Factoids
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Thanks for the working link peace
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the bird bird the bird is the word

i said the bird bird the bird is the word
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This is hillarious
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And personally i'm not really sure why you would flag me over something that in my opinion deserves a thread, because this fucking thing keeps getting stalled and not to mention this is one of the most expensive machines ever created searching for a so called god particle that looks into other dimentions and shit so something like this once again in my opinion needs to be constantly reshreshed on a site like this. I don't think this site was created so immature teenagers could talk shit over the computer in the comfort of their home thinking their tuff shit buddy stfu

Not an immature, they are shills, wanting you to disengage, then you become non poster, so they hope.
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I have been coming here for awhile now and i'm still not exactly sure what these shills are. Are they just punk ass pricks that just try to destroy threads or they disinfo agents or something like that? lol I think these people just don't think before they talk, and have some growing to do but who knows though ya know cool2.....
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If a baguette can be dropped into it and cause electrical malfunction couldn't rain do the same thing?

Why isn't it better protected?

Who designed this junk?
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WHAT THE FUCK??/


THIS IS REAL? THIS HAS TO BE SOME FROM THE FUTURE CURSED SHIT



[link to www.news.com.au]
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I was laughing my ass off when I read this.

What would have happened if the bird shit on it? Black hole?
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I got this from Nature.com under the great beyond.....None of the sites would allow me to post the link so I figured I would just copy the story.
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And just how do they prevent you from posting a link?
[link to blogs.nature.com]

No offense, but the fact you are too dumb to post a link and the fact you are too dumb to understand what happened are not unrelated. The common denominator Being "too dumb."
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yeah - it's a bit star-warsy ( with pigeon as luke skywalker)
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If a baguette can be dropped into it and cause electrical malfunction couldn't rain do the same thing?

Why isn't it better protected?

Who designed this junk?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 750976

Who knows, European technology, it's all shit.
I remember back in 2003 they said a tree fell on a power line and took out all the power for Switzerland and most of Italy.
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reminds me of this scene in the Fifth Element...

Zorg chokes on a Cherry

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yeah - it's a bit star-warsy ( with pigeon as luke skywalker)
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There was no pigeon. Some worker dropped a crumb and they're covering for him. Big deal. Shows they have some loyalty toward their people, which is admirable.
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Seems like a pretty big design flaw to allow something from the outside to allow damage to the Collider.

It reminds me of the exhaust shaft on the Death Star.
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Story is hard to believe, but it could be true.

God works in mysterious ways.
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this is rediculous


the amount of shit that has prevented this from starting up

makes the theory of it being sabotaged from the future pretty damn likely

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