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Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!!

 
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Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!!
We do not need to create a stellar war, please do not shoot our beloved space brothers!!


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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!
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That's a LIE! You have been decieved Brother. Do NOT fall for it!
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We do not need to create a stellar war, please do not shoot our beloved space brothers!!


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 Quoting: HardTruth


Then they had better stop knocking over my garbage cans.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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We do not need to create a stellar war, please do not shoot our beloved space brothers!!


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 Quoting: HardTruth


How do you know they're friendly? They've been probing our rednecks and mutilating our cows for decades. If the rednecks want a little revenge, who could blame them?
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Re: Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!!
Why do you assume that it will be Christians shooting at them op?
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Can we just wing em? You know,for practice and shit.
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We do not need to create a stellar war, please do not shoot our beloved space brothers!!


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How do you know they're friendly? They've been probing our rednecks and mutilating our cows for decades. If the rednecks want a little revenge, who could blame them?
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I don't want revenge. They asked for my DNA for their hybrid program and I agreed.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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If I see an alien, I'm shooting it. If they're worthy of respect, then our bullets won't hurt them. (I'll then try stabbing them and so forth)
If you can justify killing one man, you can justify killing every man.

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We're not hosting an intergalactic keggar!
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Can we just wing em? You know,for practice and shit.
 Quoting: Chawlee


They'll just turn you into a bunny rabbit and steal your cheeto's anyways!!

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What, no forcefields...cloaking devices? Seems like your "aliens" would benefit in a little market research before plopping their green asses on this violent rock.
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Can we just wing em? You know,for practice and shit.


They'll just turn you into a bunny rabbit and steal your cheeto's anyways!!

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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


They aint takin this bunnies cheeto's


nice bunny
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I had a frickin wild dream, last night, I mean frickin wild!!!!
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Since when are they coming?
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Re: Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!!
Can we just wing em? You know,for practice and shit.


They'll just turn you into a bunny rabbit and steal your cheeto's anyways!!

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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!


They aint takin this bunnies cheeto's


nice bunny
 Quoting: Chawlee


lol....Now that's funny!!
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We do not need to create a stellar war, please do not shoot our beloved space brothers!!


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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth

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But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Re: Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!!
Can we just wing em? You know,for practice and shit.


They'll just turn you into a bunny rabbit and steal your cheeto's anyways!!

___________

If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!


They aint takin this bunnies cheeto's


nice bunny


lol....Now that's funny!!
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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


Is that the bunny from Monty Python? Damn! That was savage!
TANSTAAFL
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Re: Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!!
THIS is just DISTURBING to say the least.

The TRUTH must be hurting Nancy because they KEEP deleting every thread about this sickness of hers..and yet they make her a FUCKING MOD!!!

CMON GLP...BOYCOTT if they dont fucking KICK THIS FRUITLOOP OFF GLP!!

They BAN others for LESS..and yet make THIS NUTCASE AND PROVEN LIAR AND FRAUD A MOD!!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!

Hi Nancy. I have a serious question I think needs adressing as it has been gaining much attention here at GLP and many other boards. In fact you have become a laughing stock as a result of this. Can you explain why you teach on your website and have for many years about the need to ingest dogmeat in order to be able to see PX? I read on your site and here at GLP many times that you need to have dogmeat in your system in order to see the planet..it was something about the chemicals in dog flesh that did something to the brain which then "opened" the eyes in some way. I am very confused really as it seems so ridiculous but yet you are so serious about it. Is this something the Zeta's told you or was it something you stumbled across when you killed and ate your dog?
SOZT

As you all know there are many who would try to discredit the warnings I give by seizing upon one facet of the message and trying to make a joke out of it. But yes, to answer your question (strange though it may seem) dogmeat is neccessary in order to see PX. I cannot explain how this happens as the Zeta's will not elaborate upon it apart from saying it has something to do with brain chemistry and vision. This is why I teach the neccessity of it. The debunkers are always challenging me as to the where abouts of PX and I tell them. But even so they cannot see it because they have not had the revelation concerning the ingestion at least once a week of dogmeat. It matters not which breed..although german shepherds and other larger breeds carry the highest amount of the special chemical needed to see PX.


EOZT


 Quoting: nancy Leider
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Since when are they coming?
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The bad ones are already here, about time the good ones show up!!

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THIS is just DISTURBING to say the least.

The TRUTH must be hurting Nancy because they KEEP deleting every thread about this sickness of hers..and yet they make her a FUCKING MOD!!!

CMON GLP...BOYCOTT if they dont fucking KICK THIS FRUITLOOP OFF GLP!!

They BAN others for LESS..and yet make THIS NUTCASE AND PROVEN LIAR AND FRAUD A MOD!!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!



Hi Nancy. I have a serious question I think needs adressing as it has been gaining much attention here at GLP and many other boards. In fact you have become a laughing stock as a result of this. Can you explain why you teach on your website and have for many years about the need to ingest dogmeat in order to be able to see PX? I read on your site and here at GLP many times that you need to have dogmeat in your system in order to see the planet..it was something about the chemicals in dog flesh that did something to the brain which then "opened" the eyes in some way. I am very confused really as it seems so ridiculous but yet you are so serious about it. Is this something the Zeta's told you or was it something you stumbled across when you killed and ate your dog?
SOZT

As you all know there are many who would try to discredit the warnings I give by seizing upon one facet of the message and trying to make a joke out of it. But yes, to answer your question (strange though it may seem) dogmeat is neccessary in order to see PX. I cannot explain how this happens as the Zeta's will not elaborate upon it apart from saying it has something to do with brain chemistry and vision. This is why I teach the neccessity of it. The debunkers are always challenging me as to the where abouts of PX and I tell them. But even so they cannot see it because they have not had the revelation concerning the ingestion at least once a week of dogmeat. It matters not which breed..although german shepherds and other larger breeds carry the highest amount of the special chemical needed to see PX.


EOZT



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814429

wtf
OH YEAH... The dog lady. 5a
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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Since when are they coming?


The bad ones are already here, about time the good ones show up!!

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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth



If they truly are good, would they not forgive people like myself for shooting them?
If you can justify killing one man, you can justify killing every man.

The Greatest Lie is the one never told, but assumed.

History isn't a measure of our successes, but the compilation of our mistakes.
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I had a frickin wild dream, last night, I mean frickin wild!!!!
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Please share, I've been having some insane dreams myself as of late. What did you see?
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Re: Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!!
Since when are they coming?


The bad ones are already here, about time the good ones show up!!

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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!



If they truly are good, would they not forgive people like myself for shooting them?
 Quoting: ZTE

iamwith
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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THIS is just DISTURBING to say the least.

The TRUTH must be hurting Nancy because they KEEP deleting every thread about this sickness of hers..and yet they make her a FUCKING MOD!!!

CMON GLP...BOYCOTT if they dont fucking KICK THIS FRUITLOOP OFF GLP!!

They BAN others for LESS..and yet make THIS NUTCASE AND PROVEN LIAR AND FRAUD A MOD!!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!



Hi Nancy. I have a serious question I think needs adressing as it has been gaining much attention here at GLP and many other boards. In fact you have become a laughing stock as a result of this. Can you explain why you teach on your website and have for many years about the need to ingest dogmeat in order to be able to see PX? I read on your site and here at GLP many times that you need to have dogmeat in your system in order to see the planet..it was something about the chemicals in dog flesh that did something to the brain which then "opened" the eyes in some way. I am very confused really as it seems so ridiculous but yet you are so serious about it. Is this something the Zeta's told you or was it something you stumbled across when you killed and ate your dog?
SOZT

As you all know there are many who would try to discredit the warnings I give by seizing upon one facet of the message and trying to make a joke out of it. But yes, to answer your question (strange though it may seem) dogmeat is neccessary in order to see PX. I cannot explain how this happens as the Zeta's will not elaborate upon it apart from saying it has something to do with brain chemistry and vision. This is why I teach the neccessity of it. The debunkers are always challenging me as to the where abouts of PX and I tell them. But even so they cannot see it because they have not had the revelation concerning the ingestion at least once a week of dogmeat. It matters not which breed..although german shepherds and other larger breeds carry the highest amount of the special chemical needed to see PX.


EOZT



 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814429


LOL, how convenient right? Pick something that you know people won't do, and then claim you must do it to see PX. Brilliant! Next thing you know, if enough people consume dog meat and can't see it, she'll claim "Oh yeah, forgot to mention that you have to murder your first born as well."
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Re: Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!!
Since when are they coming?


The bad ones are already here, about time the good ones show up!!

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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!



If they truly are good, would they not forgive people like myself for shooting them?
 Quoting: ZTE


They sent Jesus and look what the world did to him, I don't want to wait for thousands of years again!!

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Re: Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!!
They know of the danger of being shot, and for them, it's no danger at all.
Puny Human Weapons...
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The bad ones are already here, about time the good ones show up!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


Yessireeee!!!

Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens

No worries from me HT, I can't wait for a face to face and finger to finger contact.

Last Edited by Orion2013 on 11/09/2009 04:23 PM
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The bad ones are already here, about time the good ones show up!!



Yessireeee!!!

Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens

No worries from me HT, I can't wait for a face to face and finger to finger contact.
 Quoting: Orion2013



From what I've been hearing, it's not finger to finger contact they like.
If you can justify killing one man, you can justify killing every man.

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That's a LIE! You have been decieved Brother. Do NOT fall for it!
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LMFAO at this rediculous point of view.

So you're telling me the "great deception" will be aliens? Are you serious?

No one beleives in them!! (almost) Those who do stand to be institutionalized!!!

THAT is the GREAT deception? WTF?

Maybe it's something really sneaky. Like Christianity itself!!! Now that would be the ultimate deception over a long, long period of time...

They brainwash you but do leave breadcrumbs for those intelegent enough to give a shit.
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Re: Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!!
Since when are they coming?


The bad ones are already here, about time the good ones show up!!

___________

If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!



If they truly are good, would they not forgive people like myself for shooting them?


They sent Jesus and look what the world did to him, I don't want to wait for thousands of years again!!

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If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!!
 Quoting: HardTruth


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