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Christians, Please Do Not Shoot The Coming Aliens, They Are Not Demons!! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 465177  United States11/09/2009 04:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not at all, just being my regular shit stirring self!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814440Jesus the grey!! If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! whooooooaaaaah did you just call JESUS a grey? oh you are in big trouble.. I do not wish you luck... even if I did it wont help you you are DOOMED This is an accurate statement. Complicated issue as the beings down here have defiled his work with lies. |
HardTruth (OP) User ID: 814321 United States11/09/2009 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not at all, just being my regular shit stirring self!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814440Jesus the grey!! If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! whooooooaaaaah did you just call JESUS a grey? oh you are in big trouble.. I do not wish you luck... even if I did it wont help you you are DOOMED  ___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 805089 United States11/09/2009 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 465177 United States11/09/2009 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I mean Jesus being a grey. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 465177You never thought of the Star the night he was born? Or the bright light that shined down while he was on the mountain ... He ascended into heaven (beamed him up) Duh ...  Sorry that statement was not entirely accurate. He was a hybred grey. ya know? Son of god? God in mans body. Seriously people this is obvious ass shit. |
| Ozicell User ID: 814161  Australia11/09/2009 04:40 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's a LIE! You have been decieved Brother. Do NOT fall for it! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 762208With respect to ET's, if you truly believe that all are evil, than have your head in the sand just like those who say there are no ET's! Sure, some don't have our best interests at heart but then some do. Do you really think if they were all evil that the human race would still be here? We still don't have sufficient technology to overpower a more technologically advance ET race but we have ET brothers who do! That's why we are still here, they stand between us and those who wish to do us harm! That which is - has already been, And what is to be - has already been. Quote: King Solomon. |
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| HardTruth (OP) User ID: 814321 United States11/09/2009 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | oh this is such a funny clever place!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 805089the wit! the pithy sarcasm!! the wry telling observations of the modern human condition! the humanity! the respect! the unabashed raw intelligence! GLP, isn't it lovely!! ___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! |
| Revbo User ID: 538751 United States11/09/2009 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We do not need to create a stellar war, please do not shoot our beloved space brothers!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 465177___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! How do you know they're friendly? They've been probing our rednecks and mutilating our cows for decades. If the rednecks want a little revenge, who could blame them? You are ignorant. Ignorant how? That was a joke. TANSTAAFL |
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| HardTruth (OP) User ID: 814321 United States11/09/2009 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814440 lol....We may all need a ride of this rock, shooting aliens may not be the ticket!! ___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! |
| Revbo User ID: 538751 United States11/09/2009 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The aliens are just animals, like people. Therefore, I intend to kill 'em and grill 'em! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 691970Alien, The Other Other Other White Meat. Alien, It's What's for Dinner. Eat Mor Alean. Anyone else? TANSTAAFL |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 465177 United States11/09/2009 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We do not need to create a stellar war, please do not shoot our beloved space brothers!! Quoting: Revbo___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! How do you know they're friendly? They've been probing our rednecks and mutilating our cows for decades. If the rednecks want a little revenge, who could blame them? You are ignorant. Ignorant how? That was a joke. My mistake. I appolagize. I've been an abductee for a while and it gets frusterating when people think it's only backwoods hicks who go up there. I'm a normal guy, most of us are normal people. Kinda gets frusterating. Didn't know you were joking. I'm sorry |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 465177 United States11/09/2009 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can we taser them and steal their wimminz? Quoting: HardTruthlol.... Hey I'm with you, I could go for a little hot alien sex myself!!  ___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! If you want to know the truth ... there is no sexual contact other than the mechanics of it (extraction) in creating a hybred. Greys do not have genetilia in the way we do. They still produce eggs, but all the babies are incubated in this tube like deal. |
Astronut Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 634208 United States11/09/2009 05:02 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL, how convenient right? Pick something that you know people won't do, and then claim you must do it to see PX. Brilliant! Next thing you know, if enough people consume dog meat and can't see it, she'll claim "Oh yeah, forgot to mention that you have to murder your first born as well." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 424872When an otherwise sane person eats something unusual and starts to see something that no one else is able to see, they rightly conclude their diet is causing them to hallucinate. Nancy, on the other hand, decides that it's granting her special powers because the voices in her head told her so. It's unfortunate for her GLP does not discriminate against the mentally ill; we shouldn't encourage these delusions.  |
| HardTruth (OP) User ID: 814321 United States11/09/2009 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can we taser them and steal their wimminz? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 465177lol.... Hey I'm with you, I could go for a little hot alien sex myself!! ___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! If you want to know the truth ... there is no sexual contact other than the mechanics of it (extraction) in creating a hybred. Greys do not have genetilia in the way we do. They still produce eggs, but all the babies are incubated in this tube like deal. Alien hand-jobs? Surely some of them have woman as well!! ___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! |
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| Revbo User ID: 538751 United States11/09/2009 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL, how convenient right? Pick something that you know people won't do, and then claim you must do it to see PX. Brilliant! Next thing you know, if enough people consume dog meat and can't see it, she'll claim "Oh yeah, forgot to mention that you have to murder your first born as well." Quoting: AstronutWhen an otherwise sane person eats something unusual and starts to see something that no one else is able to see, they rightly conclude their diet is causing them to hallucinate. Nancy, on the other hand, decides that it's granting her special powers because the voices in her head told her so. It's unfortunate for her GLP does not discriminate against the mentally ill; we shouldn't encourage these delusions. If eating dogs is all it takes to see aliens, why don't we hear about sightings in China constantly? And to the person I offended with my redneck joke, sorry about that. After reading your response, that was a little insensitive of me. That is the stereotype, though, and it doesn't make a very good joke saying, "They've been probing our normal people for decades..." TANSTAAFL |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 465177 United States11/09/2009 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Can we taser them and steal their wimminz? Quoting: HardTruthlol.... Hey I'm with you, I could go for a little hot alien sex myself!! ___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! If you want to know the truth ... there is no sexual contact other than the mechanics of it (extraction) in creating a hybred. Greys do not have genetilia in the way we do. They still produce eggs, but all the babies are incubated in this tube like deal. Alien hand-jobs? Surely some of them have woman as well!! ___________ If it expects, or demands worship, it is not divine!! LOL sorry no hand jobs either. It's a machine. Think the ones that milk cows. What do you mean have women? You mean are there women? Absolutely. It's kind of blurred once you don't reproduce the way we do. It's more apparent in body shape, size, etc. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 465177 United States11/09/2009 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL, how convenient right? Pick something that you know people won't do, and then claim you must do it to see PX. Brilliant! Next thing you know, if enough people consume dog meat and can't see it, she'll claim "Oh yeah, forgot to mention that you have to murder your first born as well." Quoting: RevboWhen an otherwise sane person eats something unusual and starts to see something that no one else is able to see, they rightly conclude their diet is causing them to hallucinate. Nancy, on the other hand, decides that it's granting her special powers because the voices in her head told her so. It's unfortunate for her GLP does not discriminate against the mentally ill; we shouldn't encourage these delusions. If eating dogs is all it takes to see aliens, why don't we hear about sightings in China constantly? And to the person I offended with my redneck joke, sorry about that. After reading your response, that was a little insensitive of me. That is the stereotype, though, and it doesn't make a very good joke saying, "They've been probing our normal people for decades..." LOL it's no problem at all. Thanks for being so courteous. I've been trying to get Christians to realize they are angels for a while now. So I got a little testy. Thanks |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 814388  Finland11/09/2009 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THIS is just DISTURBING to say the least. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814429The TRUTH must be hurting Nancy because they KEEP deleting every thread about this sickness of hers..and yet they make her a FUCKING MOD!!! CMON GLP...BOYCOTT if they dont fucking KICK THIS FRUITLOOP OFF GLP!! They BAN others for LESS..and yet make THIS NUTCASE AND PROVEN LIAR AND FRAUD A MOD!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! Prolly just one of the mods pretending to be nancy. IT'S GLP AFTERALL!!!!!!111one Game on. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 814440 United States11/09/2009 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
as usual from HT.
