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I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)

 
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I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
Yes, I am, and I really like my job, so - ask me a question. I used to be an Interior Designer, economy crashed, now I serve da pancakes making $2.18 an hour
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11/10/2009 02:01 AM
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
2.18 and hr... come on now.
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
do you get hit on a lot while serving?
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11/10/2009 02:03 AM
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Seriously, we (all servers) make $2.18 an hour - we dpend on tips to make our living.
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
do you get hit on a lot while serving?
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Yes, I do get hit on quite frequently, but it's all in fun, and it's usually by the male servers LOL
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And, by the way - the restaurant where I work is open 24/7 - and I have and do often work the 10 pm to 6 am - and have had some of most interesting customers ton that shift.
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11/10/2009 02:09 AM
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
Celebrity you most resemble?

Ever spit in someone's food?

Have you seen 'Waiting'?
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11/10/2009 02:11 AM
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
do you wear panties under your apron?
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11/10/2009 02:12 AM
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
shit... $2.18 is pathetic... I make $2.20 an hour and I serve that prime rib not that pancake shit
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11/10/2009 02:14 AM
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Celebrity you most resemble?

Ever spit in someone's food?

Have you seen 'Waiting'?
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LMAO - never seen waiting but hear it's awesome.

I have never and would never .... uhhh ... wait - if my ex-husband and his wife ever came in - oh yeah - I would hock a lugey.

Celebrity I most resemble? Damn if I know... the girl from the Jack Nicholson movie where he plays an obsessive compulsive ... can't remember her name.
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does IHOP still serve that strawberry pancake syrup? I think I developed hypoglycemia from that yummy shit. thanks by the way, IHOP. now I'm 600 pounds and clinically depressed.

restaurant work isn't so bad.. you get to take home lots of food.

Last Edited by Hillcrest on 11/10/2009 02:15 AM
Water always wins. :sun:
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do you wear panties under your apron?
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yep, and the ugliest fucking shoes you've ever seen
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
does IHOP still serve that strawberry pancake syrup? I think I developed hypoglycemia from that yummy shit. thanks by the way. now I'm 600 pounds and clinically depressed.

restaurant work isn't so bad.. you get to take home lots of food.
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HILLCREST Darlin - I am Woman on THE EDGE!!!! so awesome to see you!
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does IHOP still serve that strawberry pancake syrup? I think I developed hypoglycemia from that yummy shit. thanks by the way. now I'm 600 pounds and clinically depressed.

restaurant work isn't so bad.. you get to take home lots of food.



HILLCREST Darlin - I am Woman on THE EDGE!!!! so awesome to see you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814791


YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love ya!


flowers
Water always wins. :sun:
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shit... $2.18 is pathetic... I make $2.20 an hour and I serve that prime rib not that pancake shit
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Pancakes or Prime Rib, we are in it for the same thing - tips. Cause $2. anything ain't shit.
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
does IHOP still serve that strawberry pancake syrup? I think I developed hypoglycemia from that yummy shit. thanks by the way. now I'm 600 pounds and clinically depressed.

restaurant work isn't so bad.. you get to take home lots of food.



HILLCREST Darlin - I am Woman on THE EDGE!!!! so awesome to see you!


YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love ya!


:flowers:
 Quoting: Hillcrest



Love you too sweet girl! hope you are well!
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Have you seen 'Waiting'?


LMAO - never seen waiting but hear it's awesome.


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Required viewing for food service workers.

That woman is Helen Hunt. She never did much for me.
I think it was her attitude.

I hope some horny old guy tips you with a winning lottery ticket.
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
Hey OP do you know what you call somebody with one eye and one leg?
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Hey OP do you know what you call somebody with one eye and one leg?
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A server at IHOP?
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
do you keep your fingernails long, or short? What do your hands smell like right now? Bacon?
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
shit... $2.18 is pathetic... I make $2.20 an hour and I serve that prime rib not that pancake shit



Pancakes or Prime Rib, we are in it for the same thing - tips. Cause $2. anything ain't shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814791



your right on that shit... I'd imagine that you try to flip tables fast while I please my tables with my 16oz rare prime meat. tounge
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do you keep your fingernails long, or short? What do your hands smell like right now? Bacon?
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Short, natural and very clean.

My hands smell like wine and Marlboro lights right now, but my 2 dogs - they have no idea where I go everyday, they just know I come home smelling like bacon!!!!! LMFAO at my self. God I love my life.
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shit... $2.18 is pathetic... I make $2.20 an hour and I serve that prime rib not that pancake shit



Pancakes or Prime Rib, we are in it for the same thing - tips. Cause $2. anything ain't shit.



your right on that shit... I'd imagine that you try to flip tables fast while I please my tables with my 16oz rare prime meat. tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 803717



I do flip my tables fast - I average 35.8 minutes per table - no shit.
Patrick Bateman

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And, by the way - the restaurant where I work is open 24/7 - and I have and do often work the 10 pm to 6 am - and have had some of most interesting customers ton that shift.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814791


lol, one of my jobs is working in a bar, so you get to deal with all the ass holes once they leave me! good luck! and jus for the record, i dont know why, but i love kinda hitting on my waitress, has it ever worked on you? if so, how?
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11/10/2009 02:24 AM
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Survey says:
1. Attention starved whore.
2. Queer.
3. Shim/Herm/whatever.
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11/10/2009 02:25 AM
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For sure a beta male.
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
Hey OP do you know what you call somebody with one eye and one leg?



A server at IHOP?
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Close, you call them IHOP. Get it?............. EYE-HOP
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Survey says:
1. Attention starved whore.
2. Queer.
3. Shim/Herm/whatever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 788983



who the hell are you dip wad .....

go back to your financial threads or whatever the hell you were doing before you decided to judge me.
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And, by the way - the restaurant where I work is open 24/7 - and I have and do often work the 10 pm to 6 am - and have had some of most interesting customers ton that shift.


lol, one of my jobs is working in a bar, so you get to deal with all the ass holes once they leave me! good luck! and jus for the record, i dont know why, but i love kinda hitting on my waitress, has it ever worked on you? if so, how?
 Quoting: Patrick Bateman



Oh hell no. I am there to do a job. I support me and my my son by doing this. Doesn't even enter my mind.
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Hey OP do you know what you call somebody with one eye and one leg?



A server at IHOP?




Close, you call them IHOP. Get it?............. EYE-HOP
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hf

teeeeee hhhheeeeee love it!
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Re: I am a ServeR at IHOP - ask me a question (have some fun)
shit... $2.18 is pathetic... I make $2.20 an hour and I serve that prime rib not that pancake shit



Pancakes or Prime Rib, we are in it for the same thing - tips. Cause $2. anything ain't shit.



your right on that shit... I'd imagine that you try to flip tables fast while I please my tables with my 16oz rare prime meat. tounge



I do flip my tables fast - I average 35.8 minutes per table - no shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814791


good work. You should work for OSI Restaurant Partners. Much better food, better hours, more upper class people than the drunk heathens.

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