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Police accidently ship 25 lbs of pot to prison in a crate maked as fruit.

 
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25 Pounds of Pot in Prison Fruit

EDINBURG, Texas - A police department's gift of fruit to a Texas prison turned out to contain 25 pounds of marijuana.

The illegal harvest that was missed in an earlier search was discovered by inmates at the Segovia Unit unpacking the crate.

Edinburg police Chief Ruirino Munoz says the fruit originally came from a produce truck that also had about 1,000 pounds of pot that was confiscated.

Loads of legitimate produce that are found to have yielded drugs are often barred from being sent on to the intended location.

Munoz says the Segovia Unit near Edinburg accepts such food donations, which are inspected by police before being sent to the prison. Munoz says this time the additional marijuana apparently was missed by officers and drug-sniffing dogs.

Prison spokesman Jason Clark says inmates who reported finding the drug on Friday were strip searched to make sure nobody kept any of the marijuana.
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Bollocks - It was a plant!

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Accidentally my ass.
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Can't have those damn prisoners actually being mellow and enjoying themselves, they are supposed to suffer!. I think this might be the perfect way to handle prison population. Never see another prison riot.
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They caught up with the inmates later on. It was like one of those Cheech and Chong skits; the inmates are all stoned 'n' shit and there's a big pile of bud in the middle of the jail cell floor
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Accidentally my ass.
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EXACTLY!
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Accidentally my ass.


EXACTLY!
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I think they are blowing smoke up someones ass!
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25 Pounds of Dog meat in freestores freezer

ZETALAND, Fuckwitville - Nancies zeta department's gift of fruit to a Devoted zetatard turned out to contain 25 pounds of fresh dogmeat.

The slaughtered dogs that was missed in an earlier search of nancies neigbours house was discovered by inmates at the Fuckwitville mental asylum unpacking the crate.

Zetalands police Chief No brain Soledad says the meat originally came from a dogpound truck that had about 6 dogs that were confiscated from zetatards for their safetey.

Loads of fresh meat that are found have turned out to be dog are often being sent on to the fuckwitville mental asylum.

Nancy says the mental asylum near Zetaland accepts such food donations, which are inspected by nancy before being sent to the asylum. Soledad says this time the additional dogmeat apparently was missed by police officers and their drug-sniffing dogs ended up on the menu.

Asylum spokesman Freestore says fuckwitville inmates who reported finding the dogmeat on Friday were force fed all the meat to make sure nobody knew how fucked in the head they really were.
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25 Pounds of Dog meat in freestores freezer

ZETALAND, Fuckwitville - Nancies zeta department's gift of fruit to a Devoted zetatard turned out to contain 25 pounds of fresh dogmeat.

The slaughtered dogs that was missed in an earlier search of nancies neigbours house was discovered by inmates at the Fuckwitville mental asylum unpacking the crate.

Zetalands police Chief No brain Soledad says the meat originally came from a dogpound truck that had about 6 dogs that were confiscated from zetatards for their safetey.

Loads of fresh meat that are found have turned out to be dog are often being sent on to the fuckwitville mental asylum.

Nancy says the mental asylum near Zetaland accepts such food donations, which are inspected by nancy before being sent to the asylum. Soledad says this time the additional dogmeat apparently was missed by police officers and their drug-sniffing dogs ended up on the menu.

Asylum spokesman Freestore says fuckwitville inmates who reported finding the dogmeat on Friday were force fed all the meat to make sure nobody knew how fucked in the head they really were.
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Oh Dog Food!

Nice place Fuckwitville!
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bong bonghit
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riiiiight!

Chief Ruirino Munoz

Munoz says the Segovia Unit near Edinburg accepts such food donations, which are inspected by police before being sent to the prison. Munoz says this time the additional marijuana apparently was missed by officers and drug-sniffing dogs.


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bong bonghit
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Ya working on a good case of the munchies to get through all that dog eh??
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Accidentally my ass.


EXACTLY!
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No doubt it was shipped that way as "cover" in case the shipment was caught.
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Missed by drug sniffing dogs cruise
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Another worthless FARK.com link huh?

Tool. Total piece of turd.
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Accidentally my ass.
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they got caught lmao
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25 Pounds of Dog meat in freestores freezer

ZETALAND, Fuckwitville - Nancies zeta department's gift of fruit to a Devoted zetatard turned out to contain 25 pounds of fresh dogmeat.

The slaughtered dogs that was missed in an earlier search of nancies neigbours house was discovered by inmates at the Fuckwitville mental asylum unpacking the crate.

Zetalands police Chief No brain Soledad says the meat originally came from a dogpound truck that had about 6 dogs that were confiscated from zetatards for their safetey.

Loads of fresh meat that are found have turned out to be dog are often being sent on to the fuckwitville mental asylum.

Nancy says the mental asylum near Zetaland accepts such food donations, which are inspected by nancy before being sent to the asylum. Soledad says this time the additional dogmeat apparently was missed by police officers and their drug-sniffing dogs ended up on the menu.

Asylum spokesman Freestore says fuckwitville inmates who reported finding the dogmeat on Friday were force fed all the meat to make sure nobody knew how fucked in the head they really were.
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Oh Dog Food!

Nice place Fuckwitville!
 Quoting: Majick 782145

FUNNY!!!

So what does dog taste like FS???

You a zetatard. You should know.
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popcorn

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Oh Dog Food!

Nice place Fuckwitville!

FUNNY!!!

So what does dog taste like FS???

You a zetatard. You should know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 816598


Don't know about a zetatard but freestore us definitely a fark tard. Piece of shit it more like it.
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Oh Dog Food!

Nice place Fuckwitville!

FUNNY!!!

So what does dog taste like FS???

You a zetatard. You should know.


Don't know about a zetatard but freestore us definitely a fark tard. Piece of shit it more like it.
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Just.people depraved of a good spirit

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lol
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Oh Dog Food!

Nice place Fuckwitville!

FUNNY!!!

So what does dog taste like FS???

You a zetatard. You should know.


Don't know about a zetatard but freestore us definitely a fark tard. Piece of shit it more like it.

Just.people depraved of a good spirit

:har.ry:

lol
 Quoting: Free Store


Not exactly freestore. What I am is someone worn out with reading fark headlines and moving over to GLP to find the same useless crap here too. When you stop, I stop.
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Oh Dog Food!

Nice place Fuckwitville!

FUNNY!!!

So what does dog taste like FS???

You a zetatard. You should know.


Don't know about a zetatard but freestore us definitely a fark tard. Piece of shit it more like it.

Just.people depraved of a good spirit

:har.ry:

lol


Not exactly freestore. What I am is someone worn out with reading fark headlines and moving over to GLP to find the same useless crap here too. When you stop, I stop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 642760

When you stop, I stop.

*You funny
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Less violence if they keep the prisoners stoned!!!

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if i was warden of the prison i would have kept it and had a weekend spliffathon.everybody would be so chilled out it would be great.have to truck in some working girls to.
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Accidentally my ass.
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that was my first thought. just makin a little money on the side there bubba...
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Accidentally my ass.
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Indeed

Less violence if they keep the prisoners stoned!!!

afro stoner
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+1

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Prison spokesman Jason Clark says inmates who reported finding the drug on Friday were strip searched to make sure nobody kept any of the marijuana.
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what! the inmates actually reported finding it? WTF!
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