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What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
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HANDM
User ID: 567679
 United States
11/14/2009 10:55 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Throw food down into the pit for my girlfriend. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 580142
Don't forget the lotion. It puts the lotion on it's skin
Last Edited by CHL2T on 11/14/2009 at 10:56 AM |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 818116
 United Kingdom
11/14/2009 10:56 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Lol.. not so funny when you're the one living that routine 5 days a week :/ Next summer i hope to be out of the UK, so at least some of those variables will be gone  Would like to wake up to blue skies and ocean breeze :)
California is the place you want to be!
So, load up the truck and moved to Beverly!
Y'all come back now, ya hear!
Hills, that is.
Swimmin' pools.
Movie stars. |
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Nailer45
User ID: 818223
United States
11/14/2009 10:56 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
cigarette then fix the coffee. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 474472
United States
11/14/2009 10:57 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
don't none of you mofos brush your teeth |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 818116
United Kingdom
11/14/2009 10:58 AM | |
pud 
User ID: 743297
United States
11/14/2009 10:59 AM
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don't none of you mofos brush your teeth Quoting: Anonymous Coward 474472
If I had a wife or gf to wake-up too, I would...but now I usually wait on that until my shower..
pudofglp@gmail.com |
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BRIEF AND TO THE POINT
User ID: 817846
United States
11/14/2009 10:59 AM
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Disable the alarm 2 seconds before it goes off and wakes my girl.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.
You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! |
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HANDM
User ID: 567679
United States
11/14/2009 10:59 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
don't none of you mofos brush your teeth Quoting: Anonymous Coward 474472
All other regular maintenence related items are assumed;-) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 615028
United States
11/14/2009 11:01 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Turn on my computer. |
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pud
User ID: 743297
United States
11/14/2009 11:02 AM
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Turn on my computer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 615028
my computer is always on.
It's convienent for those nights I can't sleep, and want to read some GLP.
pudofglp@gmail.com |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 669142
United States
11/15/2009 6:05 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Throw food down into the pit for my girlfriend. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 580142
It rubs the lotion on its skin. SAY IT! |
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airlie
User ID: 818869
United Kingdom
11/15/2009 6:13 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Feed the cats, empty the dishwasher, cup of tea. :) |
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Winningjob
Create YOUR reality
User ID: 385114
United States
11/15/2009 6:20 AM
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Fill a 20 oz. bottle of water and get out the vitamins/minerals/supplements.
"I'd rather die fighting on my own terms with a rifle in my hands, than to die whimpering and begging for mercy in some ditch with my hands tied behind my back."
- James Wesley, Rawles |
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jnchisox1
User ID: 773524
United States
11/15/2009 6:24 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Touch myself. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 818235
+1 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 815582
 Australia
11/15/2009 6:24 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Piss
Get out of bed
Curse
Vow to get the order right tomorrow
cigarette
coffee
cough out lung |
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John McCain
User ID: 811829
United States
11/15/2009 6:40 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
piss then java Quoting: Anonymous Coward 788413
Gross! Who wants piss and coffee together?! |
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John McCain
User ID: 811829
United States
11/15/2009 6:41 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Reach in the backseat and wake the kids. Then we drive to breakfast. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 781169
United States
11/15/2009 6:44 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
let dogs out
grab milking bucket and head to barn
milk cow, turn her out
say good morning to horse, sheep, chickens
wake kids to do their chores while I make a big breakfast  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 818884
United Kingdom
11/15/2009 6:53 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Toss the kiosk girl out to make the cofffe, then she come back to bed... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 499484
United Kingdom
11/15/2009 6:54 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Lol.. not so funny when you're the one living that routine 5 days a week :/ Next summer i hope to be out of the UK, so at least some of those variables will be gone Would like to wake up to blue skies and ocean breeze :)
California is the place you want to be!
Im saving up money, then i intend to go see a few places around the world before we destroy it, then spend a year in austrailia in a little town away from the city (know someone there) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 685492
 Canada
11/15/2009 7:03 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
Try to pee while leaning forward because i have a huge morning boner...
or if thats not the case...
i take a shower, then rub one out.
Honesty IS the best policy.... |
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kalamity kool
User ID: 818573
Australia
11/15/2009 7:04 AM
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Drink water after realizing I am awake and cannot go back to sleep (my mind is too active)
press 'on' my laptop
get a cup of tea
coffee is next. |
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SnakeAirlines
User ID: 810065
United States
11/15/2009 7:08 AM
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What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Quoting: pud
I put the wood to The Wife...
Obey me, for I am root... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 776992
United States
11/15/2009 7:11 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
kitty taps face at 4AM
put in teeth
pee
feed kitty
vit. B liquid while
coffee heats in microwave
let kitty out
sit down here
read headlines
see doom
go IMMEDIATELY to joke site
check emails
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 780720
United States
11/15/2009 7:23 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
is there anyone here that can wake up not tired? just refreshed from their nights sleep. and whats with everyone drinking coffee?
why are we humans so inefficient and lazy? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 818901
United States
11/15/2009 7:27 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
I put the wood to The Wife... Quoting: SnakeAirlines
Your wife? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 702604
United States
11/15/2009 7:48 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
wake up
grimace
ask what time it is
after hearing what time it is, I say, "Oh, Shit!".
Then I stay in bed 15 minutes longer and think about all the word's doom. |
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MagiChristmas
Cher Ami -- When did Pigeons not= Doves?
User ID: 554973
United States
11/15/2009 8:05 AM
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Doin it right now = C what's up @ GLP on the iPhone.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 697653
Australia
11/15/2009 8:06 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
I put the wood to The Wife...
We know ya full of shit pal. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 697653
Australia
11/15/2009 8:07 AM | | Re: What is the first thing you do when you wake up? | Quote |
I clean the sheets. |
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