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anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/16/2009 10:16 PM
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anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
Its a toilet that wipes you when your done.

No more getting your hands dirty. Thousands of gallons of water will be saved cause u wont have to wash after.

I still have to work out the details.
Included in my invention is an automatic toilet seat wiper.
After the toilet is done wiping you, it will move on to the toilet seat next. No more paper covers at public restrooms. Thousands of trees will be saved.

What do you think? Want to partner with me and chip in some money to make this happen?

I promise this will make us rich.
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11/16/2009 10:30 PM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
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11/16/2009 10:31 PM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
Its a toilet that wipes you when your done.

No more getting your hands dirty. Thousands of gallons of water will be saved cause u wont have to wash after.

I still have to work out the details.
Included in my invention is an automatic toilet seat wiper.
After the toilet is done wiping you, it will move on to the toilet seat next. No more paper covers at public restrooms. Thousands of trees will be saved.

What do you think? Want to partner with me and chip in some money to make this happen?

I promise this will make us rich.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814784

Try again...already been invented.
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11/16/2009 10:33 PM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
ummmmmm, NO.

[link to images.google.com]
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11/16/2009 10:34 PM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
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Ahhh that's right....if it's NOT found within google Images IT COULDN"T EXIST....hehehehehehehehehehehe
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11/16/2009 10:37 PM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
ummmmmm, NO.

[link to images.google.com]

Ahhh that's right....if it's NOT found within google Images IT COULDN"T EXIST....hehehehehehehehehehehe
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WTF are you talking about. I'm telling OP it ALREADY EXISTS.

asshat.
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11/16/2009 10:41 PM
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11/16/2009 10:41 PM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
i can kick in about 20k but, now kinda having second thoughts...
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11/16/2009 10:55 PM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
what guarantee is there that my investment will not go down the toilet?
Rusty Shakleford

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11/17/2009 09:19 AM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
Its a toilet that wipes you when your done.

No more getting your hands dirty. Thousands of gallons of water will be saved cause u wont have to wash after.

I still have to work out the details.
Included in my invention is an automatic toilet seat wiper.
After the toilet is done wiping you, it will move on to the toilet seat next. No more paper covers at public restrooms. Thousands of trees will be saved.

What do you think? Want to partner with me and chip in some money to make this happen?

I promise this will make us rich.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 814784

OK, OK... But what if... it geeks out while "in-use". Wouldn't it wipe you then spread the "stuff" all over the seat and what not. Not to mention back on the user. Well, one could imagine it would be an utter pootastrophe. Something smells awfully stinky about this invention. wtf
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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11/17/2009 09:24 AM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
ummmmmm, NO.

[link to images.google.com]

Ahhh that's right....if it's NOT found within google Images IT COULDN"T EXIST....hehehehehehehehehehehe


WTF are you talking about. I'm telling OP it ALREADY EXISTS.

asshat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 819957

You might want to check out the toilet patents before going too far. You'r idea is already in it.
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11/17/2009 09:26 AM

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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
Sorry, dude but this is a monumentally bad idea.


A machine can't do a job like this.


banana
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11/17/2009 09:28 AM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
Anyone want to chip in and loose money.

That's a better title. hf
Doomicus Posticus
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11/17/2009 09:37 AM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
sorry dude someone already beat you to it


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lmao lmao lmao lmao
Rusty Shakleford

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11/17/2009 10:26 AM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
That's excellent.
But if at the Church they would give us some ale,
And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,
We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,
And never once wish from the Church to stray.
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11/17/2009 10:28 AM
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Re: anyone want to chip in some money to help me with my new invention.....
lol, leave it to trin to nail it

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