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Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??

 
Master Tater
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12/18/2009 02:50 AM
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Because G-D made all life; yes, even cats. Now cats start out as kittens and do you know what happens when you masturbate? Ever time you masturbate a kitten dies in the world. Listen to this song and reflect please if you will fellow GLPr's ***SPOILER ALERT***
THIS SONG WILL BE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD WHEN PERFORMING ONE ON ONE WITH YOURSELF!
danhow

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12/18/2009 02:55 AM
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Because G-D made all life; yes, even cats. Now cats start out as kittens and do you know what happens when you masturbate? Ever time you masturbate a kitten dies in the world. Listen to this song and reflect please if you will fellow GLPr's ***SPOILER ALERT***
THIS SONG WILL BE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD WHEN PERFORMING ONE ON ONE WITH YOURSELF!
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G-D you must follow judism.Your point made no sense?

Because you can't say God because of the cult you follow.

Last Edited by danhow on 12/18/2009 02:56 AM
Anonymous Coward
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12/18/2009 02:59 AM
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It was a joke tard breathe lighten up
MIRIAM SOPHIA
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08/16/2012 08:49 PM
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BECAUSE YOU ARE GIVING PLEASURE TO THE FLESH AND THAT IS A SIN.
Anonymous Coward
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08/16/2012 08:55 PM
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Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??
Ok well then, if you vant books.
God said have a ton of babies
And allso dont masturbate.

If you dont masturbate, and you dont make a ton of babies then what?

Then you go around thinking of gettin laid everytime you see some legs
Then what?
Anonymous Coward
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08/16/2012 08:57 PM
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Pull that shaft till you go blind.
Itchy Who?

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08/16/2012 08:57 PM
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9And Onan knew that the descendant would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give a descendant to his brother.

10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: therefore he slew him also.

No semen on gods floor!
Reverend Lovejoy: Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.

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12/23/2012 07:14 AM
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There is no need for you go completely crazy. Just seek God read your bible pray and try to WALK IN LOVE. If you feel you have to indulge yourself in this area, whatever. But Jeez man stop talking about it.

Of course noone is gonna tell you it is ok to do your thing. Nobody knows the subject is not mentioned in scripture for a reason. Let your yes be yes and your no be no. Anything more than this comes of evil. Be as wise as a serpent and as gentle as a dove.

Unless your righteousness exceeds the scribes and pharisees you shall in no way enter the kingdom of heaven. Stop putting yokes around people's necks which do nothing but destroy. Lord help us to know You and walk with You everyday in Jesus's name. amen.
ninnie
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12/23/2012 07:48 AM
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Any perverted sex puts you in question, the fruits of His Spirit in you would not allow you to do it. If you are doing it you are only causing harm to yourself and blocking The Holy Spirit to do a better work in your life. You are cutting off your own nose to spite your face. The kill switch is in your mind, God put it there, it is called conscience, you have the power to use it. If God never cared He would never have given you a conscience which is your natural protection. Sex education given by so called authorities have sent the human population straight to hell - liars and deceivers as they themselves are deceived !

Satan goes into people and make them do things that are uncomly and he does this to insult God as much as possible because God cursed him. If any one uses their brain they will realise God gave Satan lots of rope to hang himself - don't fall into that curse as it will determine who you are. You could lose your life or you could find your life, it is up to you, your own choice who to choose, God or Satan !

Realise that the sex act is the place where Satan operates, you have to be schooled how to conduct yourself and how to have sex with your wife or husband.

Should you choose Satan as your master, don't complain when the world of sin ends as that was your choice, you knew it is going to end.

Sin is beautiful but it will catch up with you later !

You are not your own person, you are either from God or Satan, there is no inbetween.
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12/23/2012 08:13 AM
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Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??
God wants you to live in holiness. Living a right life will keep you in tune with God, and this produces the best life.

When you masturbate, you imagine a woman and lust after her. Effectively, this is adultery.

Spiritually, you rape her. It is actually a very intrusive action.

Ladies: this is one more reason you don't want to have your TnA hanging out and plastered into too-small clothing. You invite men to sin, and you do not always come out clean.

However: when a lady dresses appropriately, and a male lusts after her anyway, the lady's purity is not lost- just the perv, his purity is stained.

I would explain how it works, but some would even pervert that, knowing how it works.

But, remember: Jesus is able to empower us to overcome the sins of the world. Draw near to God, and He will draw near to you. Walk in the Holy Spirit, and you will not sin. Jesus said, "If you love me, you will not sin."

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