Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??

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Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??
Left Handed User ID: 821269 Australia 11/18/2009 01:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? Christianity teaches that God hates the sins of the flesh particularly masturbating young men. God watches and has His angels record every masturbating act so He can then recount it back to us on judgement day. Masturbating is a mortal sin and we go to hell if we die after masturbating and before reaching the confessional box. But why should God really care if we masturbate? I mean, we are not hurting anyone It is all done in private and in the dark so what harm do we do to God by masturbating? Is God being way too strict??

Anonymous Coward User ID: 796909 United States 11/18/2009 01:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? god doesn't care. god gave us free will. heck god doesn't even care if we believe in god or not. do what you please.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 796909 United States 11/18/2009 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? also there is no such thing as hell.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 561341 United States 11/18/2009 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? You will gain control of more than just your body if you quit.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 821271 United States 11/18/2009 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? It doesn't make sense. I mean, what about women who masterbate. And, what about uncontrollable, wet dreams. God doesn't care. God cares about treating one another with dignity.
Left Handed (OP) User ID: 821269 Australia 11/18/2009 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? It doesn't make sense. I mean, what about women who masterbate. And, what about uncontrollable, wet dreams. God doesn't care. God cares about treating one another with dignity. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 821271 So why did God make it a mortal sin? I am Left Handed
Anonymous Coward User ID: 789708 United States 11/18/2009 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? Where in the Bible does it say masturbation is a mortal sin? Or a sin at all? Masturbating isn't really mentioned in the Bible.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 818653 United States 11/18/2009 01:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? you are being lied to. you are catholic. masturbation is not a sin, but thinking about a specific woman while doing so is fornication or adultery (Jesus explains this in Matthew somewhere between chapters 5 and 10). furthermore confession ala the catholic church is not biblical. the topic of masturbation is specifically left out of the Bible because God knows. the passage where the guy spills his seed on the ground is about obeying God's instructions... not masturbation. later in life you will learn that controlling your impulses leads to spiritual growth and wisdom and blessings, until then imagine your future wife when you masturbate- avoid pornography like the plague.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 808813 Australia 11/18/2009 01:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? ahh masturbate all you want.. just dont pop an out ey..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 818653 United States 11/18/2009 01:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? also as per the "new" covenant (jeremiah 31) God no longer remembers the sins of those in whom Jesus dwells. so when you are born anew of the spirit your sins are forgiven and also you are no longer subject to the "great white throne" judgement of the end of time. but the idea of "why should God care?" is unhealthy and unclean. everything that you do is significant, your body does not belong to you. your life is in Jesus and has been paid for, so you should live your life by His example. furthermore, God is intimately involved in every aspect of your life- you need to honor Him.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 808813 Australia 11/18/2009 01:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? ahh masturbate all you want.. just dont pop an out ey.. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 808813 oh i meant to say eye.. dont pop out an eye.. it did sound funny and i am feeling in a silly mood reading all of this meaningless garbage on this site..
Anonymous Coward User ID: 820385 United States 11/18/2009 01:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? Because the wad of seed you just tossed to the wind contained the return of our savior. Now he gotta redesign da whole plan and find another suitable non monkey spanking pole greasing chicken choking chump unlike you.
Winningjob User ID: 385114 United States 11/18/2009 01:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? I don't know about God, your friends/family or the rest of GLP, but I really don't care.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 821246 United Arab Emirates 11/18/2009 02:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? Maybe He feels embarrassed for you when you do it. I don't get the mortal sin bit, though. It's not like you murdered or raped someone. You gotta wonder how many lonely Catholic priests are "mortal sinners". You might as well change "young male" to "mortal sinner", for that matter. In a poll, 90% of men said that they masturbate. The other 10% were lying.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 822722 Australia 11/19/2009 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? stop it or you'll go blind
danhow User ID: 817068 United States 11/19/2009 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? Christianity teaches that God hates the sins of the flesh particularly masturbating young men. God watches and has His angels record every masturbating act so He can then recount it back to us on judgement day. Masturbating is a mortal sin and we go to hell if we die after masturbating and before reaching the confessional box. But why should God really care if we masturbate? I mean, we are not hurting anyone It is all done in private and in the dark so what harm do we do to God by masturbating? Is God being way too strict?? Quoting: Left Handed 821269 That was just a human law imposed by humans.I assure you there is nothing wrong with masterbating unless it takes up your whole day.Then you may have a problem
e-watchman User ID: 800848 United States 12/04/2009 04:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? The more pertinent question, especially for the poor fellow who posted this tripe, is why should God care if you eat or continue to breathe? [link to e-watchman.com] "Jehovah is a manly person of war. Jehovah is his name." Exodus 15:3
Anonymous Coward User ID: 806723 Canada 12/04/2009 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? perverse or degrading thoughts??????
Anonymous Coward User ID: 809346 United States 12/04/2009 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? The rules of organized religion are about nothing sacred or holy. It's about absolute control. Some moron who made up the 'sin' of masterbation probably masterbated to the idea of all them sexually frustrated younguns!
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT User ID: 381742 United States 12/04/2009 04:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? Christianity teaches that God hates the sins of the flesh particularly masturbating young men. God watches and has His angels record every masturbating act so He can then recount it back to us on judgement day. Masturbating is a mortal sin and we go to hell if we die after masturbating and before reaching the confessional box. But why should God really care if we masturbate? I mean, we are not hurting anyone It is all done in private and in the dark so what harm do we do to God by masturbating? Is God being way too strict?? Quoting: Left Handed 821269 Do you have bible quotes for that? I'm still trying to find Christmas and Easter in the bible. Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support! :Brieffromnativea:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 833698 United States 12/04/2009 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? God sees all and he has been laughing so much since you started he needs a break

Anonymous Coward User ID: 824648 United States 12/04/2009 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? god doesn't care. god gave us free will. heck god doesn't even care if we believe in god or not. do what you please. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 796909 Your choie of small g is appropriate in your case!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 806142 United States 12/04/2009 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT GIVING GLORY TO CHRIST WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT LUST YOU SICKO HELL WILL BE FULL OF BAD PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVIL PEOPLE WHO THIN KOF ONLY CARNAL PLEASURES INSTEAD OF SERVING THE LORD LIKE HE DEMANDS
Anonymous Coward User ID: 784375 United States 12/04/2009 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? can people do it while thinking about random non-sexual things?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 806142 United States 12/04/2009 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? PLUS PEOPLE LIKE TIGER WOODS WILL BE ESPECIALLY PUNISHED HARD BY GOD SINCE THEY LOST THEIR WAY AND THINK OF FLESH PLEASURE ONLY AND NOT HIS LAWS
Anonymous Coward User ID: 811285 Mexico 12/04/2009 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? stop it or you'll go blind Quoting: Anonymous Coward 822722

Anonymous Coward User ID: 833556 United Kingdom 12/04/2009 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT GIVING GLORY TO CHRIST WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT LUST YOU SICKO HELL WILL BE FULL OF BAD PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVIL PEOPLE WHO THIN KOF ONLY CARNAL PLEASURES INSTEAD OF SERVING THE LORD LIKE HE DEMANDS Quoting: Anonymous Coward 806142
Anonymous Coward User ID: 832688 United States 12/04/2009 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? I think it goes something like this, "Better to dump your seed in the belly of a whore, than spill it on a rock." Think about the people that wrote the Bible. Power hungry kings. They needed all the peasents they could get. For war, farming and to tax.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 790426 United States 12/04/2009 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? So why did God make it a mortal sin? I am Left Handed So sit on your right hand until it falls alseep, then jerk off with it- it'll seem like someone else is doing it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 205780 United States 12/04/2009 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? Christianity teaches that God hates the sins of the flesh particularly masturbating young men. God watches and has His angels record every masturbating act so He can then recount it back to us on judgement day. Masturbating is a mortal sin and we go to hell if we die after masturbating and before reaching the confessional box. But why should God really care if we masturbate? I mean, we are not hurting anyone It is all done in private and in the dark so what harm do we do to God by masturbating? Is God being way too strict?? Quoting: Left Handed 821269 TPTB invented religion and sex sins in order to keep your sexual energy bottled up. Why? So you'll channel that energy into fighting their illegal wars and killing people for the military-industrial complex. The Hippies in the 60's knew this which is why they participated in as much free love as possible. Masturbation and sex mellows you out just like reefer.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 830130 Belgium 12/04/2009 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate?? why you not marriage some woman so you not need do masturbation ? :p
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