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Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2009 06:59 PM
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Where in the Bible does it say masturbation is a mortal sin? Or a sin at all?

Masturbating isn't really mentioned in the Bible.
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it actually does states that any man who secretes his semen on his own accord for his own pleasure is committing a mortal sin.

though that is in the old testament, were are living in the new testament, so I dunno..
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12/04/2009 07:05 PM
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"You'll shoot your eye out kid"

~ Ralphie


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jerkit
stop it or you'll go blind jerkit
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Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT GIVING GLORY TO CHRIST WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT LUST YOU SICKO HELL WILL BE FULL OF BAD PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVIL PEOPLE WHO THIN KOF ONLY CARNAL PLEASURES INSTEAD OF SERVING THE LORD LIKE HE DEMANDS
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Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??
Where in the Bible does it say masturbation is a mortal sin? Or a sin at all?

Masturbating isn't really mentioned in the Bible.


it actually does states that any man who secretes his semen on his own accord for his own pleasure is committing a mortal sin.

though that is in the old testament, were are living in the new testament, so I dunno..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 829874

Perhaps you should study the book more then you would discover that was a special case where the guy was supposed to get with his dead brother's widow so that he and she could raise up a child in his dead brother's name.

That piece of scripture is so often pulled out of context it is fully pathetic and gives evidence that the majority of the "masturbation is a sin crowd" are nothing but a bunch of shills fully showing their ignorance.
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12/06/2009 10:32 AM
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carnal evil doers... those who seekthe pleasures of the flesh and not to serve the Lord most high will be punished severly for their transgressions againt God!
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12/17/2009 07:34 AM
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I am addicted to masturbation
i admit it
i do it everyday in the shower and every night in bed

sometimes during school holidays i di it 4 or 5 times a day

is God really recording every sordid act I do?
if He does, i will be interested to find out how many times I have done it because I have lost count.
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12/17/2009 07:35 AM
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Christianity teaches that God hates the sins of the flesh particularly masturbating young men.

God watches and has His angels record every masturbating act so He can then recount it back to us on judgement day.

Masturbating is a mortal sin and we go to hell if we die after masturbating and before reaching the confessional box.

But why should God really care if we masturbate?
I mean, we are not hurting anyone
It is all done in private and in the dark
so what harm do we do to God by masturbating?
Is God being way too strict??
 Quoting: Left Handed 821269

He doesn't but stop whacking off its not good for you.
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12/17/2009 07:38 AM
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God invented sex, if He didn't, they why would He give you the toys to play with? Just use the damn thing and fucking stop the guilt!
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12/17/2009 07:40 AM
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Masturbation is a carnal pleasure of the ego. You are not your physical body, which will pass after death.

Please read the truth about Jesus the Christ and remember God is within always. You can always look inside to the little voice which speaks the truth. Love thyself and one another. There is no need for fighting, nor fear, nor evil. We are the children of God and he would LOVE to have you back in his arms.

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Peace be unto you.

Namaste. (I recognize and respect the divine within you)
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12/17/2009 07:41 AM
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Sorry, here is the link:

[link to www.sacred-texts.com]
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12/17/2009 07:43 AM
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Where in the Bible does it say masturbation is a mortal sin? Or a sin at all?

Masturbating isn't really mentioned in the Bible.


it actually does states that any man who secretes his semen on his own accord for his own pleasure is committing a mortal sin.

though that is in the old testament, were are living in the new testament, so I dunno..
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Where does it say that?

I am pretty sure it doesn't.
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12/17/2009 09:04 AM
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Does God really record EVERY sin ever committed??
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12/18/2009 12:29 AM
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if i masturbate in the dark
can God see me?
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12/18/2009 12:29 AM
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if i masturbate in the dark
can God see me?
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jerkit
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12/18/2009 12:52 AM
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It's the lust issue. You know that picture you have in your head whilst your jerkit?
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12/18/2009 12:54 AM
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Does God really record EVERY sin ever committed??
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If you accept Christ, God says words to the effect of "Their sins and lawless acts I will remember no more"
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12/18/2009 12:54 AM
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Religions teach you that God Is an evil maniac and control freak.

If It`s true, than I`m glad he doesn`t approve my actions.
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12/18/2009 01:03 AM
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It's the lust issue. You know that picture you have in your head whilst your jerkit?
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i always masturbate to Sarah Palin
is that a sin??
Anonymous Coward
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12/18/2009 01:15 AM
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It's the lust issue. You know that picture you have in your head whilst your jerkit?

i always masturbate to Sarah Palin
is that a sin??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 842956

jerkit jerkit jerkit
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12/18/2009 01:29 AM
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masturbation is not a sin :)

but a lot of guys should be better informed about its consequences.
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12/18/2009 01:31 AM
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masturbation is not a sin :)

but a lot of guys should be better informed about its consequences.
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is it why i am going blind?
danhow

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12/18/2009 01:37 AM
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Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??
Christianity teaches that God hates the sins of the flesh particularly masturbating young men.

God watches and has His angels record every masturbating act so He can then recount it back to us on judgement day.

Masturbating is a mortal sin and we go to hell if we die after masturbating and before reaching the confessional box.

But why should God really care if we masturbate?
I mean, we are not hurting anyone
It is all done in private and in the dark
so what harm do we do to God by masturbating?
Is God being way too strict??
 Quoting: Left Handed 821269


I was beat with a broom from my mom because she caught me masterbating.And after word pulled out scriptures on why you shouldn't masterbate because you will go to hell.

Now that I am older I see that this is the Christian religion beating the freedom of individuals.

Which isn't what the Divine teaches.
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12/18/2009 01:40 AM
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I was beat with a broom from my mom because she caught me masterbating.And after word pulled out scriptures on why you shouldn't masterbate because you will go to hell.

Now that I am older I see that this is the Christian religion beating the freedom of individuals.

Which isn't what the Divine teaches.




so, is it safe? jerkit jerkit jerkit
just me
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12/18/2009 01:49 AM
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God, the divine, the creator, WANTS us to masterbate--that's why the hand is in the right place to give pleasure (to men and women both). If the human arm were shorter or longer, the hand would not be in the right place.
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12/18/2009 01:57 AM
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I was beat with a broom from my mom because she caught me masterbating.And after word pulled out scriptures on why you shouldn't masterbate because you will go to hell.

Now that I am older I see that this is the Christian religion beating the freedom of individuals.

Which isn't what the Divine teaches.




so, is it safe? jerkit jerkit jerkit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 842956


Yes masterbating isn't going to send you to a man made hell.
It is just releasing your sexual frustrations.

If you listen to the Divine or look into yourself you will see that there isn't anything wrong with masterbating as long as it don't take your whole day up which in fact will keep you from social interaction or real sex.
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12/18/2009 02:07 AM
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Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??
Now if you decide to have a lot of sexual intercorse with other beings,women,men given time period.

It may create a problem where as yous make one, your energy interacts and you get the attachements from that male or female,it may make you lose the contrast of yourself of an individual because you will be gaining the energies of all these different individuals.

That is why it is a good thing to stick with stricly one individual for these sexual experiances such as by yourself or one other individual.

But the Divinity doesn't say not to do these acts of sexual exploration but be carefull on the energies you may pick up on these explorations.

And masterbation is just an exploration of yourself so the only energy that it involves is with yourself.
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12/18/2009 02:12 AM
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barbers charge extra for grooming/cutting palm hair!!!
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12/18/2009 02:19 AM
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Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??
give starving man a loaf of bread, then tell him it's a sin if he eats it?

What the F?
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12/18/2009 02:27 AM
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you shouldn't masterbate because you could create another Egypt. if you read Egyptian origins that is.
Anonymous Coward
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12/18/2009 02:35 AM
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Re: Why Should GOD Care If I Masturbate??
God doesn't care, but you should care what you are looking at at the point of orgasm.

Research sigil magick; looking at whatever symbol you've created at the point of orgasm "launches" the intent of that symbol, and it absolutely does come back to you.

If you're looking at porn at the point of orgasm, then you know what you're creating -- a downturn in society, the abuse and exploitation of both men and women, meaningless sex (meaning, your personal relationships with women/men *will* suffer), etc.

The energy a man (in particular) releases during orgasm is probably the most potent creative force he has. You can harness that in ways that will actually improve your life in tangible ways.

It's unfortunate that most men don't bother reading up on the power of their orgasm; you can actually use that force for good and give yourself orgasms that are FAAAR beyond the base-level orgasms you've been having.





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