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DATING PROFILE ONLINE

 
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I THINK IM GOING TO GO TO A DATING WEBSITE AND PUT I WANT A MAN THAT CAN SING LIKE SMOKY ROBINSON, DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, RICH LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY DEP
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I am not sure pud can live up to this?
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With those specifications, you'll get better results if you tell them you are a man as well.
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I am not sure pud can live up to this?
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If you start one, give us a link to it so we can tell you what to tweak.
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I THINK IM GOING TO GO TO A DATING WEBSITE AND PUT I WANT A MAN THAT CAN SING LIKE SMOKY ROBINSON, DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, RICH LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY DEP
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I meet all of the above criteria.

When do we get married?




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At your service. Except for a few things.
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11/19/2009 08:01 PM
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My friends say speed dating is the way to go... might wanna give it a try, OP.
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If you start one, give us a link to it so we can tell you what to tweak.
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tweak? lol

omg

rofl
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I know, that didn't sound right.


lol
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I THINK IM GOING TO GO TO A DATING WEBSITE AND PUT I WANT A MAN THAT CAN SING LIKE SMOKY ROBINSON, DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, RICH LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY DEP
 Quoting: ttowngrl


and what will you be bringing to the relationship?
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I THINK IM GOING TO GO TO A DATING WEBSITE AND PUT I WANT A MAN THAT CAN SING LIKE SMOKY ROBINSON, DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, RICH LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY DEP
 Quoting: ttowngrl


EAT.

No doubt about it.

Plus. You will be first to know when he gets one right.
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11/19/2009 08:13 PM
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He might be in here.
[link to www.uglypeople.tv]
Worth checking....
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11/19/2009 08:20 PM
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I know, that didn't sound right.


lol
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


my bad, i know you were trying to be helpful, i can't stop fucking laughing

so anywho, i have done the online dating thingie for the last 8 years, certified cyber slut. it is not meant for everyone. but i would try plentyoffish first off, it's free and it works.
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

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What is your reason for bumping such an old thread??
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Never mind, I did a search.
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I THINK IM GOING TO GO TO A DATING WEBSITE AND PUT I WANT A MAN THAT CAN SING LIKE SMOKY ROBINSON, DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, RICH LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY DEP
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Yep. And he sure is checking out dating sites.
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DUMP
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What is your reason for bumping such an old thread??
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Obviously an asshole who enjoys bullying the vulnerable.
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What is your reason for bumping such an old thread??
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it's a troll. it's been doing it to a bunch of her threads.
bane it!
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Never mind, I did a search.
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you're also using a few dif id numbers you creepy little sneak.
bane it!!
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I THINK IM GOING TO GO TO A DATING WEBSITE AND PUT I WANT A MAN THAT CAN SING LIKE SMOKY ROBINSON, DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, RICH LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY DEP
 Quoting: ttowngrl

No need to search any farther. pm me
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Well honey, if I was 20 years younger I'd jump right into the middle of that, but now I am afraid you would kill me.

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cmon you guys, i think we've had enuff of her for one day.

its over.

let move on k?
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