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Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?

 
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Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Don't you masturbate, at least every now and then, in the shower?

Be glad she still enjoys the pleasures of an orgasm.
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Stop letting her read my posts on GLP..after about a week things will go back to normal
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Don't you masturbate, at least every now and then, in the shower?

Be glad she still enjoys the pleasures of an orgasm.
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to the contrary, i am very happy for her and don't fault her at all. just wondering if it's selfish on my part to "jump in,"
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11/21/2009 08:07 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
If it happens again, what do I do?

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turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence
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11/21/2009 08:08 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Man while my gf sleeps i masturbate like CRAZY.. when she wakes I'm not sure if she ''enjoys the show''lol
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11/21/2009 08:20 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
That is so hot!

enjoy the show
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11/21/2009 08:22 AM
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If it happens again, what do I do?



turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence
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best advice so far
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11/21/2009 08:23 AM
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JAck off one night while shes sleeping and see if she wakes up and starts helping....

If she does then Fuck ya join in , If not , then it needs to be addressed or u guys will never work out
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11/21/2009 08:25 AM
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Stop letting her read my posts on GLP..after about a week things will go back to normal
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laugh
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11/21/2009 08:27 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342

DO the decent thing, roll over and say "Allow me" and then finish her off yourself!!
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11/21/2009 08:27 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
She's obviously not satisfied sexually.

Loser, LOL
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11/21/2009 08:29 AM
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Get one of these.....

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She's obviously not satisfied sexually.

Loser, LOL
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So speaks an idiot posting from his moms basement.
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11/21/2009 08:29 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
She's obviously not satisfied sexually.

Loser, LOL
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SHE `S OBVIOUSLY NOT SATISFIED

GIVE HER SEX ONE MORE TIME PER DAY

SHE MUST SLEEP IN THE NIGHTS !!!
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11/21/2009 08:38 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
So....what is the problem? Is there supposed to be something wrong with this? TMI, OP.

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11/21/2009 08:47 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342



Where do you faggot ass guys come from? I just can't even fathom ever even having to ask what to do in a situation like this. Jesus no wonder she has to masterbate so often.
Pardon me for interrupting your premature celebration, but I thought it only fair to give you a sporting chance as you are new to this game.
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11/21/2009 09:03 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Throw her legs apart and show her who the master de bater
of the household really is.

Unless you hear her saying "Oh, Tyrone....do me baby
yes Tyrone.....Dwight its your turn baby...oh come on Dwight....oh yes....Oh Dion come on baby your up next
come on Dion.....""
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11/21/2009 09:21 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
my wife wake up during the night and wallops me one,
because when i scratch my arse i shape the whole bed
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11/21/2009 09:23 AM
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You're not married you punk motherfucker. I hope jesus strikes you down for such a ridiculous thread!
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next.
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2009 09:29 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
You're not married you punk motherfucker. I hope jesus strikes you down for such a ridiculous thread!
 Quoting: Richard Strong


What a dumb fuck brain washed jesus freak out of touch
with reality mind molded fool can't free will for himself
delusional maniac non free spirit closed mind easily manipulated shallow thought process in the box thinking
blinder on eyes jerk!
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2009 09:32 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Are you sure your getting her to orgasm when you two have sex? Or are you assuming?

I use to do what your wife is doing because my husband would always orgasm before me and then he would stop, leaving me unsatisfied. So as soon as he turned over to sleep, I finished myself off. I suppose I should have said something to him about his lovemaking, but he was a very proud person and I didn't want to hurt his feelings. He thought he was fantastic in bed.

Not saying that is the case with you, OP, but you might want to be more observant of her during your lovemaking and make sure she has an orgasm, even if she always says she does, she might not be.

It could be this, or, she could be reading romance novels or something and is indulging in a little fantasy time:)
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11/21/2009 09:32 AM
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Link?????
Richard Strong

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11/21/2009 09:35 AM
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You're not married you punk motherfucker. I hope jesus strikes you down for such a ridiculous thread!


What a dumb fuck brain washed jesus freak out of touch
with reality mind molded fool can't free will for himself
delusional maniac non free spirit closed mind easily manipulated shallow thought process in the box thinking
blinder on eyes jerk!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823449

You're fuckin dumber than the OPie!
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next.
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2009 09:39 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
I love sleepy sex, lots of porn out there now for this category too.

Wrap her hand, her feet, her lips, whatever, around your cock and see if you can bust a nut without her waking up.

She's your wife, it's not rape and you could always say, "I thought you were horny and secretly trying to tell me something?" if she does way up.

If this doesn't work for you, invite me over!!!
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11/21/2009 09:44 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
yawn

Yet another stupid ass thread on GLP
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11/21/2009 09:47 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
You print this photo, put it under your pillow then wake up and masterbate to it when your wife masterbates:
[link to www.thesmokinggun.com]
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11/21/2009 09:51 AM
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You print this photo, put it under your pillow then wake up and masterbate to it when your wife masterbates:
[link to www.thesmokinggun.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823801


scream

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You print this photo, put it under your pillow then wake up and masterbate to it when your wife masterbates:
[link to www.thesmokinggun.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823801

1rof1 hey i think i know that guy
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11/21/2009 09:56 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
try this: let her watch you masturbate while she's masturbating..see if she likes that!

some women do,some don't!
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11/21/2009 10:04 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Don't you masturbate, at least every now and then, in the shower?

Be glad she still enjoys the pleasures of an orgasm.


to the contrary, i am very happy for her and don't fault her at all. just wondering if it's selfish on my part to "jump in,"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342

Let her finish then jump in.

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