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Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?

 
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If it happens again, what do I do?



turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 752672



If I gave my wife that line, she would bust out in total laughter. This isn't the lifetime channel people.
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Link?????
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Er, you mean......vid?

You're too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
sure all 400 pounds of her


If it happens again, what do I do?



turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence



If I gave my wife that line, she would bust out in total laughter. This isn't the lifetime channel people.
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All the women here - know her hands are under the sheets and you can't see a friggin thing.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
yeah it happens to me too. Just my presence in a room is enough for women to reach for their love snatch and start rubbing. I try to avoid turning 'em on, but I am just to damn sexy.

Below you will find, alas, my lief story.

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Stop letting her read my posts on GLP..after about a week things will go back to normal
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
She is bisexual...let her have her extra-curriculam.
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
the fact that your having to ask about this, shows WHY she is having to do herself
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Don't suprise her and jump in. Tell her you 'caught' her the next day. Ask her if she'd mind you jumping in if you catch her again. Self love is just that, she may want to keep it that way...read her body language because she's not likely to tell you outright if she'd rather keep it solo. You can always engage in a little self love at the same time.

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I would have to say if she wanted your help...She would wake you up...She is not/she does not want your help...She is thinking of someone else.This is why she does it right next to you.No big deal though.
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You're not married you punk motherfucker. I hope jesus strikes you down for such a ridiculous thread!


What a dumb fuck brain washed jesus freak out of touch
with reality mind molded fool can't free will for himself
delusional maniac non free spirit closed mind easily manipulated shallow thought process in the box thinking
blinder on eyes jerk!
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That's some intellectual impoverishment right there,
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You print this photo, put it under your pillow then wake up and masterbate to it when your wife masterbates:
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That site is as fake as most of the YouTube videos. What police force lets a criminal get his pic with sunglasses on? (another pic there)
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I would have to say if she wanted your help...She would wake you up...She is not/she does not want your help...She is thinking of someone else.This is why she does it right next to you.No big deal though.
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Yep...if she wanted you involved, whe would have woke you up.

Go back to sleep, this doesnt involve you.
Enaid

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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
She is bisexual...let her have her extra-curriculam.
 Quoting: Tracy


WHAT!!

Everyone masturbates. It surely doesn't make that bi-sexual.

Fucking idiot.
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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11/21/2009 11:19 AM
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One the of the busiest threads of the morning.

LOL
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11/21/2009 12:01 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Well.. I would just start jacking it myself.. see what happens :)
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
I would have to say if she wanted your help...She would wake you up...She is not/she does not want your help...She is thinking of someone else.This is why she does it right next to you.No big deal though.



Yep...if she wanted you involved, whe would have woke you up.

Go back to sleep, this doesnt involve you.
 Quoting: PACNWGUY 688273


1rof1

I would have to agree

hf
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11/21/2009 12:08 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."

DO the decent thing, roll over and say "Allow me" and then finish her off yourself!!
 Quoting: VestanPance

Do NOT do this, OP.

I'll think about it and get back to this thread...
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
If it happens again, what do I do?



turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 752672


+1

get on that!
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11/21/2009 12:13 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Or I could answer this way.. as a woman, if I were doing this and he woke up, I'd like if he watched, did it to himself too, or took over for me. So basically anything. Just express to her what you feel and want and go from there.
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She is bisexual...let her have her extra-curriculam.
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lmao

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Maybe she's doing it in bed next to you because she hopes you'll wake up. If she didn't want you to participate, she'd probably being doing what she's doing when you weren't around.
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
You say your sex life if healthy, but obviously she needs more orgasms than you are currently giving her, otherwise she would be satisfied. Perhaps she needs several orgasms to feel satisfied, I know I do.
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning.

Shes got the ball!
Shes at the 40
the 30
the 20
Fumble!
She picks it back up and dashes forward
To the 10
To the 5
Touch!.................down LOL

I was the extra point chuckle
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Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning.

Shes got the ball!
Shes at the 40
the 30
the 20
Fumble!
She picks it back up and dashes forward
To the 10
To the 5
Touch!.................down LOL

I was the extra point chuckle
 Quoting: RememberThis

RT, know that I'm giving you the 5 stars that I'm putting on this thread. chuckle

OP, tricky question. At times your wife might appreciate your participation. Other times, not so much.

You might want to tell her afterwards how hot it was for you to know (listen, see)... And see what her reaction is...

And, I agree with the poster above about the multiples.

Good luck!
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11/21/2009 12:48 PM
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Have you lot considered that the lady in question is getting a real kick by masturbating next to her sleeping partner?

It may be her 'thing' - and I for one think it's fucking hot!

***** from me OP.
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11/21/2009 02:23 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Have you lot considered that the lady in question is getting a real kick by masturbating next to her sleeping partner?

It may be her 'thing' - and I for one think it's fucking hot!

***** from me OP.
 Quoting: BadMoonRising


Thank you for this intelligent reply (although I must admit that some of the other, less intelligent replies were quite funny). I tend to agree with you that my wife might have some exhibitionist streak in her, in which case she probably wouldn't mind if i let her know i was awake. We have a big house, so she could go anywhere to take care of business -- but she chooses to do it in bed right next to me.

I also concede that she might just be hornier than me -- which hardly seems possible. But since masturbation is totally normal, I don't happen to think that my wife's (or my) propensity to masturbate necessarily means that I am not "giving it to her" enough.
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She obviously is following the adage:

If you want something done right...

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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."

DO the decent thing, roll over and say "Allow me" and then finish her off yourself!!
 Quoting: VestanPance

Well if shes fakeing it during there "normal" sex she will fake it then also.

OP you aint gettin the job done or she would not be doing this.

She is faking it when you have sex and trying to let you know in her own way.

Last Edited by grrttsgar on 11/21/2009 03:16 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Have you lot considered that the lady in question is getting a real kick by masturbating next to her sleeping partner?

It may be her 'thing' - and I for one think it's fucking hot!

***** from me OP.


Thank you for this intelligent reply (although I must admit that some of the other, less intelligent replies were quite funny). I tend to agree with you that my wife might have some exhibitionist streak in her, in which case she probably wouldn't mind if i let her know i was awake. We have a big house, so she could go anywhere to take care of business -- but she chooses to do it in bed right next to me.

I also concede that she might just be hornier than me -- which hardly seems possible. But since masturbation is totally normal, I don't happen to think that my wife's (or my) propensity to masturbate necessarily means that I am not "giving it to her" enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342

OP, you may be "giving it to her" enough, but she may not be getting off as much as she would like.
If I want my husband to participate, then I'm louder or I just seduce him.
Lol, I have a big house, too. I'm sure she probably likes the idea of you knowing (or potentially knowing)what she is doing.
She may be achieving higher numbers alone. ;)

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