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Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?

 
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yawn

Yet another stupid ass thread on GLP
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Yes in fucking deed as such OP should do the following as told by Prince Buster:

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11/21/2009 03:41 PM
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11/21/2009 03:48 PM

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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
OP, you may be "giving it to her" enough, but she may not be getting off as much as she would like.
If I want my husband to participate, then I'm louder or I just seduce him.
Lol, I have a big house, too. I'm sure she probably likes the idea of you knowing (or potentially knowing)what she is doing.
She may be achieving higher numbers alone. ;)
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11/21/2009 03:55 PM
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11/21/2009 04:03 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?

Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning.

Shes got the ball!
Shes at the 40
the 30
the 20
Fumble!
She picks it back up and dashes forward
To the 10
To the 5


"Can she go all the way"
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2009 04:05 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
OP,
If shes doing herself, she might be thinking of some one else while shes doing it.
Be on the alert for signs.

Sorry, its a bad sign.
Leo****
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11/21/2009 04:17 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Perfectly normal behavior.

It is wise to do nothing at all, OP. Just appreciate your woman for the the lovely being she is, that's all.

I would find it stupid to disturb her private matters with your own suddenly awakened desires, in that situation. You are way too late to the party.

Better to lay a solid foundation for a joint love making situation next day. And the days afterwards.

/L
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11/21/2009 04:19 PM
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OP,
If shes doing herself, she might be thinking of some one else while shes doing it.
Be on the alert for signs.

Sorry, its a bad sign.
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I'm not joking.
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11/21/2009 04:29 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
pay for a male prostitute to visit her before bedtime then you might get some sleep at night she wont wake you up all the time with her fingering, if that costs too much you could just buy her a mirror and a dildo
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11/21/2009 04:32 PM
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I don't think your PENIS is BIG enough or long enough for her.
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11/21/2009 04:52 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
OP, you may be "giving it to her" enough, but she may not be getting off as much as she would like.
If I want my husband to participate, then I'm louder or I just seduce him.
Lol, I have a big house, too. I'm sure she probably likes the idea of you knowing (or potentially knowing)what she is doing.
She may be achieving higher numbers alone. ;)
 Quoting: DoomRaider


This.
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11/21/2009 04:59 PM
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buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! When you hear that noise, then it's time to worry.
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11/21/2009 05:03 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Throw her legs apart and show her who the master de bater
of the household really is.

Unless you hear her saying "Oh, Tyrone....do me baby
yes Tyrone.....Dwight its your turn baby...oh come on Dwight....oh yes....Oh Dion come on baby your up next
come on Dion.....""
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LOL!!! rofl lolsign
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11/21/2009 05:04 PM
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I am a clinical therapist and I'd be happy to come over and monitor the situation. For free of course....

































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11/21/2009 05:05 PM
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Link?????
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11/21/2009 05:08 PM
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The Zetas were right again! spock
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11/21/2009 05:09 PM
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buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! When you hear that noise, then it's time to worry.
 Quoting: hawk8414


What is it that you feel threatening about it, what is there to worry about?

You sound like a religious fundamentalist to me, sorry.

/L
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11/21/2009 07:29 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning.

Shes got the ball!
Shes at the 40
the 30
the 20
Fumble!
She picks it back up and dashes forward
To the 10
To the 5
Touch!.................down LOL

I was the extra point chuckle
 Quoting: RememberThis

lol
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11/21/2009 07:30 PM
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Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning.

Shes got the ball!
Shes at the 40
the 30
the 20
Fumble!
She picks it back up and dashes forward
To the 10
To the 5


"Can she go all the way"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812477


hahaha
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11/21/2009 07:55 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
these threads are fucking dumb
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2009 08:07 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342


according to u but do u make her orgasm. sounds like u guys need more toys
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11/21/2009 08:10 PM
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This is good, she has untapped sexual potential. Now you must tap.
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11/21/2009 08:23 PM
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Your wife may be turned on by the sound of your snoring, and it's erotic for her to try to not wake you up while she's having her fun.
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11/21/2009 08:26 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
This is it!
hf
If it happens again, what do I do?

turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence
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11/21/2009 08:30 PM
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Likely she is not satisfied. Lots of other couples face this problem. Tip from the masters - learn how to get her off by oral techniques before finally mounting her to satisfy yourself. works every time.
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11/21/2009 08:34 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Easy. Give me a call, leave the front door open and go to sleep somewhere else.
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11/21/2009 08:36 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342



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11/21/2009 10:22 PM
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What a dumb fuck brain washed jesus freak out of touch
with reality mind molded fool can't free will for himself
delusional maniac non free spirit closed mind easily manipulated shallow thought process in the box thinking
blinder on eyes jerk!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823449


Now that's well done! Can I quote this someplace else I have in mind, where I need it? I know a few jerks this fits exactly.

OP, it's OK to join in. If your lady didn't want to be caught at it, she'd have gone into another room.
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11/21/2009 10:50 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Dude, seriously, this is not a problem at all. Just let her know that you sometimes just watch her and enjoy it. Don't tell her that you wack off to it. It's her quality time with herself. Next time when she does it, jusr gently massage her arm or leg. That way she knows you're there, but don't interrupt her. Then watch the fireworks unfold.
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11/21/2009 11:00 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Thank you for this intelligent reply (although I must admit that some of the other, less intelligent replies were quite funny). I tend to agree with you that my wife might have some exhibitionist streak in her, in which case she probably wouldn't mind if i let her know i was awake. We have a big house, so she could go anywhere to take care of business -- but she chooses to do it in bed right next to me.

I also concede that she might just be hornier than me -- which hardly seems possible. But since masturbation is totally normal, I don't happen to think that my wife's (or my) propensity to masturbate necessarily means that I am not "giving it to her" enough.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342


Indulge her exhibitionism by having sex in a public place (discreetly, obviously) -- it can add real sparks to your relationship.

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