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Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Couldn't read the whole stupid thread but if it hasn't been suggested yet:

Just lie on your back with your eyes closed and start breathing heavier. When you think she's noticed you breathing heavier..JUST START STROKING YOUR COCK! They like that. Then, when you feel her warm shoulder moving against yours and it's obvious that you're both masturbating, just start kissing her passionately while you're both stoking off...seriously...that's what you do. Forget this "I want to join in" crap....that's downright goofy. You join in by doing what she's doing. Then stick your tongue in her mouth.

Got it? Report back here after you do it and let us know how it went.
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03/04/2011 08:46 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
I think it is a must to discuss and encourage your wife to masterbate when she feels horny and want to do that telling her that you become so aroused if she tells you what she did and about her fantasies. when you speak frankly about your sexual desires and fantasies and each one tries to satisfy the other your sex life will be so hot and satisfactory.
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
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Then... why is she rubbing her beef curtains then?
"And as I fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
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03/04/2011 09:10 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Sometimes I touch myself when my husband is sleeping simply because I might be very tired and good for nothing but then most times when I tell my husband that I'm tired he still wants to do everything and I can just lay there which is great sometimes let me tell you. Sometimes he does himself too and I catch him and it turns me on. We all do it sometimes when we want something quick and easy but it's never as good as sharing it with someone!
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03/04/2011 09:19 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The big question:

Is the wet spot on the bed after she does herself

bigger... or smaller...

than the wet spot on the bed after YOU do her?


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03/04/2011 09:26 PM

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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Good girls have a strong sex drive.

I'd say help her out with that.

Again and again and again :)
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03/04/2011 09:29 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Man while my gf sleeps i masturbate like CRAZY.. when she wakes I'm not sure if she ''enjoys the show''lol
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This is most of the world right here.

It does not matter christian,Muslim,Buddhist,devil worshiper,black or white.ALL OF US MEN BEAT OUR MEAT when our other half is sleeping.
I am a bigger asshole than you can ever hope to be.God put me on this earth to let you know if your being a douche bag.If i bust your balls i am sorry,i am just doing my job.
Anonymous Coward
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03/04/2011 09:30 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
She's obviously not satisfied sexually.

Loser, LOL
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Truth, sorry OP
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03/04/2011 09:40 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
I would have to say if she wanted your help...She would wake you up...She is not/she does not want your help...She is thinking of someone else.This is why she does it right next to you.No big deal though.



Yep...if she wanted you involved, whe would have woke you up.

Go back to sleep, this doesnt involve you.
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1rof1

I would have to agree

hf
 Quoting: Angelseverywhere


This is the answer, OP. LMAO. Bro, if she didn't wake you up, she just enjoys tickling the pink taco.

The best thing to do, is to flog the dolphin while she is playing guitar. Make sure she catches you doing it. Even if she stops, just keep punishing the dolphin till it expires. Then look at her and say, "What? That was fucking hot." Then roll over and go back to sleep, like no big deal.

Next morning, casually say, "You know, you can do that anytime you want. It's hot. If you ever want help, wake me up."

Shrug your shoulders, and sip your coffee while reading the newspaper...

goodnews
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03/04/2011 09:48 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
:bumps:
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03/04/2011 09:50 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Send her my way bro
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03/04/2011 09:51 PM
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Send her my way bro
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kim jong
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Send her my way bro
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kim jong
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I'll pass lol
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Send her my way bro
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kim jong
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I'll pass lol
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Its never as pretty as our imagination, is it? lol
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03/04/2011 09:57 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
suck the cum off her fingers after she's done.
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03/04/2011 10:09 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Does she have multiple O's when you guys are making love? If it's 1 and done, maybe you should ask her next time if she would like another, and make sure she gets 'em all out of the way before you have yours.

That is a formnula for a successful bedroom. Also invest $50.00 on a Hitachi Vibrator. You'll get every penny's worth.

If you do all that, and she still needs to do what she's doing, there are other issues at play.
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
bumps
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She may be pretty but look how low them puppies are already hanging. 10 more years she wont be able to walk anymore without those things knocking against her knees haha
"And as I fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
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03/04/2011 10:31 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
She's obviously not satisfied sexually.

Loser, LOL
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Truth, sorry OP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1284738



Yep. Sorry to be a downer
"And as I fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
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03/04/2011 10:38 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
get more in shape, go to a tanning salon, make yourself look more attractive. I used to masturbate when my gf was sleeping because she wasn't that attractive.
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03/21/2011 11:47 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342

DO the decent thing, roll over and say "Allow me" and then finish her off yourself!!
 Quoting: VestanPance

Why? Maybe she likes it better by herself??? lol
Gratia Plena

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03/21/2011 11:48 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Honey? Is that you?
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03/21/2011 11:50 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Find her a boyfriend.
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03/21/2011 11:59 AM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Tell her, I'm thinking of her, too.
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03/21/2011 12:05 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
I know a good one,

Act if you are sleepwalking, then go to that bed where your wife is fingeren herself. then you gently take it over. or you fall down she things WTF,then she sits on you and she riding your dick. luvstruk


Well when i'm thinking about now ,i think i'm going to fuck my girlfriend good this night.here peroid is over Wohoo.

Rrrrrr. lmao
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342


Give her a hand.
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03/21/2011 12:07 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
suck the cum off her fingers after she's done.
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^^ this too.
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03/21/2011 12:10 PM

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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Ask her if she needs a little more 'attention' from you.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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03/21/2011 12:12 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Haven't read the entire thread, but have you considered NoDoz?

[link to www.nodoz.com]
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03/21/2011 12:15 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
dude, hop on that shit. shes clearly tryin to get you throbbing. like really what better way to be woken up exists in the universe
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03/21/2011 12:17 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
for real if she didnt want you in on it she wouldn't be doin it while in bed with you

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