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Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/21/2011 12:20 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Fuck here dry like those fuel rods in FUK-U-Room. So that there is no more cum from here.
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03/21/2011 12:21 PM
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She's obviously not satisfied sexually.

Loser, LOL
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Women are never satisfied PERIOD.
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03/21/2011 12:24 PM
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All I can say is YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude she probably gets off on it knowing your alseep and having to be sneaky. Again YES!!!!! Not trying to be disrespectful saying this but if it was me I would do one or both of the following. Next time she is actually sleep wake up and start doing your thing to her while she is sleeping. Yeah she will wake up eventually but she will like. After you do that what a few days or whatever and call her out on it. She will probably be turned on. Hell when my wife wants to fuck with me she will tell me when she was playing with herself and i was in the other room or sleeping. Again YES!!!!!!!
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03/21/2011 12:25 PM
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If your a real dirtbag like myself set up a hidden camera and catch her then show it to her. Of course be honest after that about the camera and assure her it was just for that.
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03/21/2011 12:26 PM
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She's obviously not satisfied sexually.

Loser, LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 754717



SHE `S OBVIOUSLY NOT SATISFIED

GIVE HER SEX ONE MORE TIME PER DAY

SHE MUST SLEEP IN THE NIGHTS !!!
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she is thinking of another man while she does it. it's too hard for her to imagine it when your pudgy face is huffing and puffing on top of her when you fornicate.
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The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
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How's the weather in Brazil Mr. President?
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03/21/2011 12:26 PM
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ask if he she needs a hand with that
"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention"
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03/21/2011 12:31 PM
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quivirin lamb livers, the tuna boat has got to be
rocked by somebody
how dumb can she be to think yer sleeping?

tell ol lava lips to wake you up so you be rokin the
cradle of love

anyway i heard obama is mon...oh forget it
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342


You wake up and join in. No that hard...
Anonymous Coward
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03/21/2011 12:31 PM
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the world is constructed so badly... when he wants it, that is boring, when one get horny dreams, the husband is sound asleep.

If you think you can content her, when she does it removes her hand and do it for her or do it with her so you know where she especially likes to be touched.
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03/21/2011 12:35 PM
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The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342


"Stick your cock in her ass!"

The Exorcist

pope2
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03/21/2011 12:56 PM
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OP,
If shes doing herself, she might be thinking of some one else while shes doing it.
Be on the alert for signs.

Sorry, its a bad sign.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823654


I disagree with this statement. All of my fantasies are ABOUT
my hubby! Maybe she woke up dreaming about a special time between you two and it was so real when she realized she had been dreaming she felt the need to have an orgasm. Do you work alot and sleep heavy at night? I hate waking my hubby up because I know how hard he works and he needs his sleep. Maybe she loves you and doesn't want to hurt your feelings but does need more to reach climax. Maybe it is a sensitive subject for you whether you realize it or not, and she doesn't want to hurt your feelings by telling you how she feels. Intercourse alone does not always cause a woman to reach orgasm.

Here is what you SHOULD do if you love your wife. If you catch her again, yes tell tell how sexy it is and then finish her by oral sex. I promise you, you will not regret it because then she is going to rock your world!
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03/21/2011 12:59 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Introduce her to a 20 inch black rubberized johnson. Should do the trick.
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
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this is a conspiracy site unlike any other rofl
Water always wins.
Anonymous Coward
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03/21/2011 01:02 PM
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Stop letting her read my posts on GLP..after about a week things will go back to normal
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hahahahahha DUH WINNING!
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03/21/2011 01:17 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
OP,
If shes doing herself, she might be thinking of some one else while shes doing it.
Be on the alert for signs.

Sorry, its a bad sign.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823654


I disagree with this statement. All of my fantasies are ABOUT
my hubby! Maybe she woke up dreaming about a special time between you two and it was so real when she realized she had been dreaming she felt the need to have an orgasm. Do you work alot and sleep heavy at night? I hate waking my hubby up because I know how hard he works and he needs his sleep. Maybe she loves you and doesn't want to hurt your feelings but does need more to reach climax. Maybe it is a sensitive subject for you whether you realize it or not, and she doesn't want to hurt your feelings by telling you how she feels. Intercourse alone does not always cause a woman to reach orgasm.

Here is what you SHOULD do if you love your wife. If you catch her again, yes tell tell how sexy it is and then finish her by oral sex. I promise you, you will not regret it because then she is going to rock your world!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1094259


Ook first bump as far as her thinking about another guy....ok and do you not watch porn? its normal. Again YYYYEEESSSSS!!!! unfortunately for me ive already been through what your going through. Unfortunatley becuase i wish i could experience it again. YYYEEESSS!!!!!!
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03/21/2011 01:35 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
She needs a real man - send me her pics and telephone number.

luvya
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03/21/2011 01:37 PM
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She's not thinking about you, so why ruin it for her?
Anonymous Coward
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03/21/2011 01:45 PM
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" do you not watch porn? its normal. "

No I do not watch porn, and no it is not normal. We've been brainwashed into believing its normal, but no it's not. It was actually created to DESTROY families, or the family unit. Do a little research into that one. Also created to implant the thought that you are "missing something" in your own relationship.

WHY would I need to watch porn when I have the man of my dreaming laying next to me? I am very creative by myself, so I seriously doubt there would be something I could learn. LOL Why would I want to watch somebody else getting off? I would much rather be doing it myself, and i am not a perv or peeping tom. If I wanted another man I would not have married my hubby in the first place. I truly LOVE my hubby with all of his faults, for better or worse and we have been thru it all, probably more than 2 or 3 couples would ever experience in a single life. If I want to get off, i just access one of those special times and BAM! I'm ready to roll! LOL Maybe that is what the op's wife is doing when he is sleeping.
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10/09/2012 10:05 PM
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Send her over the edge by gently reaching over and caressing her nipples then when she's really breathing hard give them a firm but not to hard pinch.

She will go to pieces.....
Anonymous Coward
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10/09/2012 10:13 PM
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Stop letting her read my posts on GLP..after about a week things will go back to normal
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that was the biggest failure of an attempt at a joke I have ever seen. Please just stop posting altogether, thanks.
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10/09/2012 10:18 PM
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!
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10/09/2012 10:21 PM
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Jack off on her pillow...she'll figure it out.
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10/09/2012 10:22 PM
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Jack off on her pillow...she'll figure it out.
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Or better yet jack off in your hand and then just throw your wad at her
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The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342


Learn how to please a woman sexually? Just guessing.
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The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do?

And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342



Where do you faggot ass guys come from? I just can't even fathom ever even having to ask what to do in a situation like this. Jesus no wonder she has to masterbate so often.
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luvya
Wow I like that answer
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Just one any....

The first symptom of stupidity is to think that we already know everything...

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"Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?"

Hmmm what to do, what to do?

youre stupid, I mean an idiot.
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Re: Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?
Don't you masturbate, at least every now and then, in the shower?

Be glad she still enjoys the pleasures of an orgasm.
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to the contrary, i am very happy for her and don't fault her at all. just wondering if it's selfish on my part to "jump in,"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342


join in, by all means.
altough, explain to me, why she is masturbating if you are right there?ok if u were at work or travelling ....but...i do not think you can go wrong if the rule of thumb wld be that every time you are arosed by anything your wife does, you sex her up.....i think that is a very good rule...luv
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10/11/2012 01:41 AM
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The fact you got on glp to ask this question shows she wants an alpha to take charge and do as you please to her.not get online and ask advice like a puta bitch

No wonder she isn't thinking of you when she wanks it

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