Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 749475 United States 11/21/2009 08:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
mathetes User ID: 793782 United States 11/21/2009 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stop letting her read my posts on GLP..after about a week things will go back to normal For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 507342 United States 11/21/2009 08:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't you masturbate, at least every now and then, in the shower? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 749475Be glad she still enjoys the pleasures of an orgasm. to the contrary, i am very happy for her and don't fault her at all. just wondering if it's selfish on my part to "jump in," |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 752672 United States 11/21/2009 08:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823724 Australia 11/21/2009 08:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 749475 United States 11/21/2009 08:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 752672turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence best advice so far |
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SubarcticBeef User ID: 560939 United States 11/21/2009 08:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stop letting her read my posts on GLP..after about a week things will go back to normal Quoting: mathetesLarge and Powerful [link to i154.photobucket.com] |
VestanPance User ID: 820446 United Kingdom 11/21/2009 08:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived." DO the decent thing, roll over and say "Allow me" and then finish her off yourself!! Cheers. ----------------------------- "Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." "The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine" "What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 754717 United States 11/21/2009 08:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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CharlaneIn2009 User ID: 823764 United States 11/21/2009 08:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823449 United States 11/21/2009 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Throw her legs apart and show her who the master de bater of the household really is. Unless you hear her saying "Oh, Tyrone....do me baby yes Tyrone.....Dwight its your turn baby...oh come on Dwight....oh yes....Oh Dion come on baby your up next come on Dion....."" |
CAThOLIC User ID: 823639 Australia 11/21/2009 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Richard Strong User ID: 822626 United States 11/21/2009 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're not married you punk motherfucker. I hope jesus strikes you down for such a ridiculous thread! I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823449 United States 11/21/2009 09:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're not married you punk motherfucker. I hope jesus strikes you down for such a ridiculous thread! Quoting: Richard StrongWhat a dumb fuck brain washed jesus freak out of touch with reality mind molded fool can't free will for himself delusional maniac non free spirit closed mind easily manipulated shallow thought process in the box thinking blinder on eyes jerk! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 802124 United States 11/21/2009 09:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I use to do what your wife is doing because my husband would always orgasm before me and then he would stop, leaving me unsatisfied. So as soon as he turned over to sleep, I finished myself off. I suppose I should have said something to him about his lovemaking, but he was a very proud person and I didn't want to hurt his feelings. He thought he was fantastic in bed. Not saying that is the case with you, OP, but you might want to be more observant of her during your lovemaking and make sure she has an orgasm, even if she always says she does, she might not be. It could be this, or, she could be reading romance novels or something and is indulging in a little fantasy time:) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 798927 Canada 11/21/2009 09:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Richard Strong User ID: 822626 United States 11/21/2009 09:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're not married you punk motherfucker. I hope jesus strikes you down for such a ridiculous thread! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823449What a dumb fuck brain washed jesus freak out of touch with reality mind molded fool can't free will for himself delusional maniac non free spirit closed mind easily manipulated shallow thought process in the box thinking blinder on eyes jerk! You're fuckin dumber than the OPie! I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 818168 United States 11/21/2009 09:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love sleepy sex, lots of porn out there now for this category too. Wrap her hand, her feet, her lips, whatever, around your cock and see if you can bust a nut without her waking up. She's your wife, it's not rape and you could always say, "I thought you were horny and secretly trying to tell me something?" if she does way up. If this doesn't work for you, invite me over!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 745719 United Kingdom 11/21/2009 09:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823801 United States 11/21/2009 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You print this photo, put it under your pillow then wake up and masterbate to it when your wife masterbates: [link to www.thesmokinggun.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823776 United Kingdom 11/21/2009 09:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You print this photo, put it under your pillow then wake up and masterbate to it when your wife masterbates: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823801[link to www.thesmokinggun.com] |
PerpLexedededed User ID: 700665 United States 11/21/2009 09:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You print this photo, put it under your pillow then wake up and masterbate to it when your wife masterbates: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823801[link to www.thesmokinggun.com] hey i think i know that guy |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 820677 Canada 11/21/2009 09:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 806982 United States 11/21/2009 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't you masturbate, at least every now and then, in the shower? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342Be glad she still enjoys the pleasures of an orgasm. to the contrary, i am very happy for her and don't fault her at all. just wondering if it's selfish on my part to "jump in," Let her finish then jump in. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823810 United States 11/21/2009 10:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 752672turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence If I gave my wife that line, she would bust out in total laughter. This isn't the lifetime channel people. |