Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do? | |
SunDawnn User ID: 801886 United States 11/21/2009 10:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 786291 United States 11/21/2009 10:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | sure all 400 pounds of her If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823810turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence If I gave my wife that line, she would bust out in total laughter. This isn't the lifetime channel people. |
Enaid User ID: 515273 United States 11/21/2009 10:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823651 Greece 11/21/2009 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah it happens to me too. Just my presence in a room is enough for women to reach for their love snatch and start rubbing. I try to avoid turning 'em on, but I am just to damn sexy. Below you will find, alas, my lief story. [link to www.youtube.com] and [link to www.youtube.com] |
Gradient Get over yourself User ID: 643614 United States 11/21/2009 10:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Tracy User ID: 662749 Australia 11/21/2009 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 738304 United States 11/21/2009 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Maguyver User ID: 823765 United States 11/21/2009 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't suprise her and jump in. Tell her you 'caught' her the next day. Ask her if she'd mind you jumping in if you catch her again. Self love is just that, she may want to keep it that way...read her body language because she's not likely to tell you outright if she'd rather keep it solo. You can always engage in a little self love at the same time. Cheers! Adversity is inevitable, misery is optional. Do or do not. There is no try. "The enemy will never attack where you are strongest...He will attack where you are weakest. If you do not know your weakest point, be certain, your enemy will." Sun Tzu |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823850 United States 11/21/2009 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823625 United States 11/21/2009 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're not married you punk motherfucker. I hope jesus strikes you down for such a ridiculous thread! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823449What a dumb fuck brain washed jesus freak out of touch with reality mind molded fool can't free will for himself delusional maniac non free spirit closed mind easily manipulated shallow thought process in the box thinking blinder on eyes jerk! That's some intellectual impoverishment right there, |
Jenn++ User ID: 821384 United States 11/21/2009 11:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You print this photo, put it under your pillow then wake up and masterbate to it when your wife masterbates: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823801[link to www.thesmokinggun.com] That site is as fake as most of the YouTube videos. What police force lets a criminal get his pic with sunglasses on? (another pic there) Life is short, make everyday special |
PACNWGUY User ID: 688273 United States 11/21/2009 11:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would have to say if she wanted your help...She would wake you up...She is not/she does not want your help...She is thinking of someone else.This is why she does it right next to you.No big deal though. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823850Yep...if she wanted you involved, whe would have woke you up. Go back to sleep, this doesnt involve you. |
Enaid User ID: 515273 United States 11/21/2009 11:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She is bisexual...let her have her extra-curriculam. Quoting: TracyWHAT!! Everyone masturbates. It surely doesn't make that bi-sexual. Fucking idiot. Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen. :enaid11: |
Beingsouthern User ID: 749475 United States 11/21/2009 11:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 763245 United States 11/21/2009 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I would have to say if she wanted your help...She would wake you up...She is not/she does not want your help...She is thinking of someone else.This is why she does it right next to you.No big deal though. Quoting: PACNWGUY 688273Yep...if she wanted you involved, whe would have woke you up. Go back to sleep, this doesnt involve you. I would have to agree |
DoomRaider User ID: 823894 United States 11/21/2009 12:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: VestanPanceAnd, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived." DO the decent thing, roll over and say "Allow me" and then finish her off yourself!! Do NOT do this, OP. I'll think about it and get back to this thread... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 802888 United States 11/21/2009 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 752672turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence +1 get on that! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 823883 United States 11/21/2009 12:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning. Shes got the ball! Shes at the 40 the 30 the 20 Fumble! She picks it back up and dashes forward To the 10 To the 5 Touch!.................down LOL I was the extra point |
DoomRaider User ID: 722304 United States 11/21/2009 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning. Quoting: RememberThisShes got the ball! Shes at the 40 the 30 the 20 Fumble! She picks it back up and dashes forward To the 10 To the 5 Touch!.................down LOL I was the extra point RT, know that I'm giving you the 5 stars that I'm putting on this thread. OP, tricky question. At times your wife might appreciate your participation. Other times, not so much. You might want to tell her afterwards how hot it was for you to know (listen, see)... And see what her reaction is... And, I agree with the poster above about the multiples. Good luck! |
BadMoonRising User ID: 727864 United Kingdom 11/21/2009 12:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you lot considered that the lady in question is getting a real kick by masturbating next to her sleeping partner? It may be her 'thing' - and I for one think it's fucking hot! ***** from me OP. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 507342 United States 11/21/2009 02:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you lot considered that the lady in question is getting a real kick by masturbating next to her sleeping partner? Quoting: BadMoonRisingIt may be her 'thing' - and I for one think it's fucking hot! ***** from me OP. Thank you for this intelligent reply (although I must admit that some of the other, less intelligent replies were quite funny). I tend to agree with you that my wife might have some exhibitionist streak in her, in which case she probably wouldn't mind if i let her know i was awake. We have a big house, so she could go anywhere to take care of business -- but she chooses to do it in bed right next to me. I also concede that she might just be hornier than me -- which hardly seems possible. But since masturbation is totally normal, I don't happen to think that my wife's (or my) propensity to masturbate necessarily means that I am not "giving it to her" enough. |
DaJavoo User ID: 818167 United States 11/21/2009 03:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
grrttsgar User ID: 823932 United States 11/21/2009 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: VestanPanceAnd, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived." DO the decent thing, roll over and say "Allow me" and then finish her off yourself!! Well if shes fakeing it during there "normal" sex she will fake it then also. OP you aint gettin the job done or she would not be doing this. She is faking it when you have sex and trying to let you know in her own way. Last Edited by grrttsgar on 11/21/2009 03:16 PM |
DoomRaider User ID: 823990 United States 11/21/2009 03:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you lot considered that the lady in question is getting a real kick by masturbating next to her sleeping partner? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342It may be her 'thing' - and I for one think it's fucking hot! ***** from me OP. Thank you for this intelligent reply (although I must admit that some of the other, less intelligent replies were quite funny). I tend to agree with you that my wife might have some exhibitionist streak in her, in which case she probably wouldn't mind if i let her know i was awake. We have a big house, so she could go anywhere to take care of business -- but she chooses to do it in bed right next to me. I also concede that she might just be hornier than me -- which hardly seems possible. But since masturbation is totally normal, I don't happen to think that my wife's (or my) propensity to masturbate necessarily means that I am not "giving it to her" enough. OP, you may be "giving it to her" enough, but she may not be getting off as much as she would like. If I want my husband to participate, then I'm louder or I just seduce him. Lol, I have a big house, too. I'm sure she probably likes the idea of you knowing (or potentially knowing)what she is doing. She may be achieving higher numbers alone. ;) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 812477 Jamaica 11/21/2009 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |